Inji Iduppazhagi (இஞ்சி இடுப்பழகி)

Dad, where do these tickets come from? Are they from God?

No, from the machine.

How did it get into the machine?

The person in charge must have put it there.

- Where did the tickets come from? - From paper.

- From where do we get paper? - From the trees.

- Where do trees come from? - From God.

So, these tickets do come from God.

You're right! Shall we read God's message to you.

'Good fortune is round the corner'

'This is where it all started...'

'...the fairy tale of Sweety and the messages from the machine'

'That's when her inseparable bond with that

fortune-telling weighing machine began'

Happiest girls only beautiful girls.

Happiest girls only beautiful girls.

Sharing is the real happy.

We can win anything with smile.

Dad!

Our loved ones never leave us They're always with us.

Love is waiting for you.

Hey, Sweety has come.

She is not Sweety She is a 'fatty'

Please, God.

You be yourself That is beautiful.

Little more Hold your breath.

Little more.

Idiot, are you fastening the zip or undoing it?

Pull it up.

Hurry up

I can't brother.

We measured your size less than a week back...

and you've already gained 2 kilos.

What do you do in the gym?

I'm sure even the treadmill has worn out.

But I don't see any change in you.

My weight is not the problem It's the dress.

You've learnt to give smart answers.

All your friends are happily married and have their children clinging to them.

But you are all grown-up and still clinging on to me

I am not fat, mom...

I am full of health.

Do you think only skinny women get married?

I am sure my Prince Charming will come for me.

More importantly, I am happy the way I am.

Oh, God! She says she is happy with herself.

Do you think just being happy will fetch you a good husband?

Don't worry, madam.

Sweety will get a good NRI husband

She doesn't stand a chance if she wears the ill-fitting clothes you've made.

Zip up your mouth and try fastening the zip on her dress.

Stop making small talk.

Do you think a smaller dress will make me look a size smaller?

It took me ages to get out of the dress you made for 'Diwali'

Tuck your tummy in and hold your breath.

A little more...

Just a little more...

God, help us!

Don't you know what to say in front of other people?

You embarrass me.

How can I be blamed for his shoddy work?

Stop talking.

That's your phone ringing.

Your brother, that monkey, irritates me by messing with my phone.

Hello.

It's Rajeshwari IAS.

Yes, I sell that product.

Tell me.

The small one is Rs 100 and the big one Rs 150.

A discount?

I can't give a discount every other day.

There will be plenty of offers during the festival season.

Call me on the same number.

What is 'IAS'?

Independent Agent Sales.

God save you!

Move! I don't have enough space.

If you take the whole seat, where will I sit?

Wait.

Oh, Goddess! Divine Mother.

Stop... stop.

Greetings to you, revered one.

If you can't catch this, how will you get a 'good catch' for your daughter.

How are you Rajeshwari?

What about your daughter's marriage?

That's my only worry in life

I know

I just spoke to the planets about Sweety's birth chart.

What did they say?

Mars is in a very inauspicious position in her birth chart.

If she doesn't get married this year, she never will.

She will remain a spinster.

Is there any remedy for this?

Find a black cow with a white birthmark or a white one with a black birthmark...

and worship it for six weeks.

Where can I find such a cow?

Where can I find one that has birthmarks?

How do you expect answers without doing the work?

Why don't you take my place?

I will look around and fetch a cow for you.

No I am not talk anything.

After six weeks of this ritual, surrender yourself at my feet.

Things will fall in place.

After six weeks, you can swindle us and take the cow away.

Don't talk nonsense.

She speaks out of ignorance.

Good.

If you had a girl, you could have got her married.

But she is an inflated tube Throw her into the pool.

She will never get married Go, pray to the cow.

Salute him.

Is it so hard to pay respects to me?

Don't you want to get married?

Please forgive her.

Okay swami

I've told you to cover your face while going out.

You will tan.

Remember? If you don't get married...

this year, you will die a virgin.

If your worry is about me dying a virgin, I've plenty of solutions for that.

You wretched girl! Is this how you talk to your mom?

Your job is to ensure she exercises

I'll monitor that.

Meanwhile, can you ask the Saint about a way to lose my virginity?

Wait till you can be called an adult.

See what I do when you come back.

Would you like to eat now?

After the month's expenses, we have Rs 20,453 in hand.

If we have to run the house smoothly...

we have to sell a few things kept in the storage room.

Let's eat.

Down.

Up.

Down.

Only your face is getting a workout How about moving the rest of your body.

Will you shake your hip Will it work out.

Down.

Up.

Down.

Up.

Left Right.

- Hey baby. - Go naughty.

Thank you

I haven't seen you at the gym for a while

I did a detailed research on inner wear.

Did you find something new?

I have plenty of new ideas.

Take a seat.

Take a look at this Sensual and roomy but expensive.

Is that all? Don't you have other styles?

I have international brands.

It is not made of fabric but is of a special material.

Do you like it?

I can find this even in the local market.

Can't you show something more exciting?

How can I show you exciting stuff?

My friend bought something interesting from Thailand.

It has lights on them.

Won't you get an electrical shock?

Rubbish! The lights gave her a double bonanza!

She has twins now.

The shock would have killed the husband instantly.

God! You're bigger than this bed.

Who is exercising here? Is it you or her?

Scumbag!

If you dare tell mom about this...

I'll tell her about your inner wear business.

Don't call it the inner wear business.

Make it sound sophisticated Call it the 'soft wear' business.

Shit!

Are you in the software business?

It's the 'soft wear' business Do you want to buy?

Idiot, get out.

You continue the massage.

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The Head of the company, Sathyanand...

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