Captain Barbell

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- Good morning, Rose. - Hello.

- - Stop flirting.

- Good morning, Mrs– -

Drive.

- This is ruining my day. - Bye.

- Teng! - Yes, boss?

Where have you been?

I've been waiting for you.

Hey.

What are all these crap?

Boss, that's what you think.

Take a look at this bike, it may be missing a tire

but look at its export-quality handles.

A sewing machine that doesn't work.

And this, ta-da!

Roof from the house of our national hero Jose Rizal.

I got it for a cheap price but it's antique and expensive.

- Expensive? You idiot! - Ow! Why?

These are all rusty!

But, boss, it won't be antique if there's no rust.

- Look at you–rusty. - What are you trying to say?

- Ow! - You're so lazy!

You know nothing, but eat!

You should be fed to crocodiles!

Ow!

- Damn it. - Boss!

- - That's just great.

I just want to work and now this.

Teng, there's no medicine for idiocy.

Same on a face like that.

You're tough.

- You want to fight me? - Did I say I want to fight?

- Alright. - Here's your change.

Good evening, Rose.

- Good evening. - Good evening.

Hey!

You really have the guts to court my niece.

You're interested in foreign-looking women?

- Rosemarie, go inside! - But, aunt, I thought–

No! The dishes are waiting. Wash them.

But, aunt, how can I? There's no water.

There's some in the pail.

Then you get the tabs and then you bush.

Aunt, what do you mean tabs and bush?

Oh, come on.

Get a dipper and use it!

Rosemarie, this is for you.

- Thank you. - That's so cheap.

- Bread? - Return that bread.

- But, aunt! - The dishes are waiting.

Tengteng, next time, bring some chocolates.

Focus on the dishes.

What are you standing there for?

I'll go now.

- Tengteng. - Yes?

Next time, take a bath before facing other people.

- Mrs. Tinay, are you sure that it's me? - What are you trying to say?

- This idiot! - I don't mean anything!

- Got to go. Bye, Rosemarie. - What are you trying to say?

Don't show your face here again!

Oh, just go on with your food.

- Three. -

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine. Ten.

Tengteng?

Tengteng?

Tengteng?

Tengteng?

Tengteng?

- Tengteng! - Come in.

Oh, Bugoy. I was just preparing your jeans.

Bugoy, what brings you here?

Teng, I have a problem.

I think I'll be having one, too.

My grandma is sick.

I knew it.

I thought your grandma was already dead?

This is a different grandma.

Come on, Bugoy.

You have a lot of grandmas.

Almost every month, someone from your family is getting sick.

I belong to a big family.

Could you lend me some money?

For medicine.

- How old is your grandma? - She's about 89 years old.

Bugoy, maybe you should let her rest in peace.

Hey! I love my grandma!

Oh my.

Stop being too sensitive.

About that money. My grandmother also got sick and...

- - You want me to hit you in the face?

Relax, Bugoy, buddy.

I have a dream of becoming an actor.

Don't you have the money?

I won't lie to you

especially when you want to make crackers out of my face.

I don't have the money, I swear.

What's this?

That's not money, that's just some bottle caps.

So you have the money.

- I do? Where? - This!

- I'm borrowing this money. - That's not mine.

- Really now. - Wait, Bugoy.

You don't even know that there's money in this.

Just tell the owner that I borrowed the money.

Wait, Bugoy.

What if the owner asked me when you will be paying?

What should I tell him?

Tell him that I will pay him when I'm able to.

- No money. - Bugoy!

Bugoy, the money.

- -

That's what you think.

Ten, twenty, thirty...

- Hey! - Oh, no!

- What are you doing? - Nothing.

You're just thinking of Tengteng.

Of course not! Go to sleep, Yoyong.

I saw you eating that bread he gave you.

Shut up, I'm getting mad.

There's a lot of food.

- We can eat these. - Put them here.

- We hit the jackpot. - Hey, what are you kids doing?

- This is our food. - Food?

Don't eat that, that's not clean.

Take this.

- Who's she? - My sister.

Don't eat this, okay? It's not safe to eat.

If you need more money, look for me at the junk shop.

Name's Tengteng.

You'll get sick if you eat this.

- Thanks, sir. - Be good, okay?

- Yes. -

What a life.

I'm going to get tetanus from these clothes.

Wow. These pants are air-conditioned.

Here's more, wash them.

- I need those tomorrow. - Okay.

Teng, wash these, too.

Listen, man.

I told you to prepare my jeans because I need them tonight.

- But you didn't. - Hey, wash mine first.

- Okay. - Wash mine first.

Sure.

- Buddy, I have some bottles here. - Perfect.

What a life.

I'll be washing their clothes again.

Damn it!

Wash your own clothes!

You know, mom...

Dad.

Grandpa.

Maybe...

If you haven't left me alone.

I wouldn't be dealing with trash.

I could be a doctor.

But...

This is maybe how life is.

You just have to bear a little.

A little hard work.

If there's no hard work...

there's no success.

But.

I promise you, mom, dad, grandpa.

Time will come.

That you will be proud of me.

I promise you.

Isn't he deserving yet?

I think his heart is pure.

We still need to know for sure.

So we can be sure of his purity and loyalty.

Looks like you've found the one, grandpa.

I think so.

I think so.

Drink up, it's my treat.

- No problem. - We need more drinks.

More beers here.

Bochok, get the beers.

- Bring them here. - Look, it's Teng. - Where?

Hey, Tengteng! Wait!

Tengteng.

- Teng, let's have some drinks. - I have an errand...

Come on. I thought, we were friends.

I don't invite people often, don't turn me down.

Let's go.

- Come. - How's your grandma?

- Who? - Your sick grandma.

- Oh, she's good. - She's okay now?

She's dead.

- Have a seat. - Why aren't you drinking?

- Bochok, pour us a drink. - No thanks.

Beer. Sit down.

I don't drink.

Come on. Here you go.

I really don't drink.