Malice

Here, kitty, kitty.

Kitty, kitty.

Here, pussycat. I've got some food for you.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Pussycat.

Foodies.

Want some dinner?

Come here. Good girl.

Shh, shh, shh.

Has anything like this happened with her before?

No.

She needs to go to the hospital in Athens, now.

She's in shock.

What's wrong with her?

I think it's food poisoning. It's very serious.

They will do tests in Athens.

I need to take this, it's the air ambulance.

Hello? Nai.

Okay, I'd better call her mum in Australia.

- What's happened? - It's going to be alright, Dexy.

She just has to go to hospital briefly, to check if she's okay, hmm?

You wait here, Dex.

She was completely fine yesterday.

She probably ate something we didn't, which was stupid.

I don't suppose she has travel insurance, huh?

I guess I'm the one footing the bill here?

- That's definitely the right question. - You're certainly not paying, are you?

She probably poisoned herself to get away from us.

Hey, Steve. I hate to take the romance out of your legendary noodles,

but it's two quarters in a row now

that you haven't managed to service the interest, huh?

Yes, I know, but I can absolutely reassure you...

And, and... and we asked you to cut your wage bill

by 20% at each restaurant,

and you... you haven't done that either, have you?

No. Yeah, it's ongoing.

It's difficult, because many of the staff have been working for us for many years.

No, it is difficult, I understand that.

We also asked you to cut your ingredient spend.

- How's that going? - I will be.

- You will be? - Yes.

Alright, um... anything else you want to tell me for this quarter?

No. I just need to make those staff cuts.

Right, right. What about the Westfield concession?

I heard you lost that location.

Yes. Unfortunately, we haven't managed to secure that site.

When... when were you going to tell me that?

Look, Steve, this is the relationship:

We give you money, and you give us honesty and transparency.

Okay? The worst thing you can do to me, is not tell me the truth.

- Do you understand that? - Yes, I know.

Alright? We still love you. We back you 100%, alright?

Let's just see what the next couple of weeks brings, okay?

Okay. Thank you.

Thank you.

Fuck me.

- Hello? - Ah, Lisa. Yeah, it's me.

Hi, Jamie.

We've got to get out of Chan's Noodles right now.

Shit, really?

Yeah, he's weak. He's fucked it up, he fucked it up.

Understood. I'll get legal to kill the contract.

So, this is Apollo, who's the god of everything good and fun:

Dancing, archery, the truth.

He removed plague, destroyed evil.

And he was born over there, on an island called Delos.

And he was the protector of children.

Yes, well remembered.

Hey, Dex. What you got there?

The God Apollo!

Apollo? Cool. Where'd you get that?

From the temple on the other island. Do you think we can go this year?

Huh? Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

We should go sometime.

Yeah, yeah.

I'll take you, Dex.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

Right, I think we've done enough of that.

Shall we play some house golf?

Yes.

Race you upstairs.

Woah!

Argh!

Fore!

Fore!

Hey!

Has she gone?

Oh, I can't believe this is our last evening together.

- I know. - Iris, where's your honeymoon?

On Crete. I'm looking forward to it. I've never been to Crete.

Nice. Please, don't stay away too long.

- We can't live without you. - That's not true!

She's marrying a local guy called Achilles.

That's nice.

Wow, Achilles, there's a name to live up to.

I'm so happy for her, though.

What does Achilles do? Is it something very heroic?

Do you know what? I have no idea.

Oh, he's a builder and a decorator. He plastered this entire house.

Really?

Turns out, his heel was his invoicing.

- Cheers to a lovely holiday, thank you. - Cheers.

I guess it was one of the worst nights of my life.

Oh, no, they were great.

"Someone, Somewhere" is an amazing song.

Amazingly naff!

I had to go and hear that in Poland.

You spent the whole evening flirting

with these two Scandi girls next to you, remember?

- There it is. - Not my finest hour...

and not the worst thing I've ever done either.

Go on, then. What is the worst thing you've ever done?

"Go on, then." Fuck yourself.

- No, I'm not playing that game. - No, come on, that's a great game.

We go around the table,

and we all say the worst thing we've ever done.

Doesn't leave this villa.

Meh...

You behaved disgracefully in your teens... and twenties.

- Excuse me? Me? - And thirties.

Sorry for having a little bit of fun, guys.

I do have one big regret, though: I missed my own grandmother's funeral.

Ooh...

'Cause I went to bed very late the night before,

and I woke up at 10am, in shock,

because, of course, the funeral had already started.

Then I got all these messages from my family, like:

"Where the fuck are you?"

- And I just jumped on my bike... - On a come-down.

...and I got there too late.

I just missed it all.

Yeah, I'm still so ashamed of this.

Yeah, that is quite bad behaviour.

Yeah, it is, but that is not the worst thing you've ever done, my love.

Thank you.

Damien?

Oh, I can't think of anything really bad.

- My life is terribly dull, as a rule. - Come on!

Okay, what about when you shrunk my favourite sweater in the wash?

Yeah, that was really bad of me.

The one you gave me from Dior.

- No! - Yeah.

Yeah, that's bad.

Anyway, I've told my story. What's your story, Jamie Tanner?

Yeah, Jamie Tanner.

Oh, er... oh, me?

I lost Dexter once.

What?

Dexter, you remember? I lost you once?

What?

You don't remember? I lost you.

Goodbye, and have a nice time.

When was this?

I don't know, like, three or four years ago.

- I was picking him up from school. - We know exactly when that was,

because you only picked him up from school once.

Jesus.

Okay, so, I was picking him up on this rare occasion,

and I think he was looking for you.

How old was he?

Seven or eight.

...I turned around, and Dex was just gone.

You've never told me this.

No, no.

No sign of him, anywhere.

A short while goes by, teachers tell me I've got to call the cops.

Hey, don't worry. We know he survives in the end.

And a cop shows up fairly quickly, actually.

And why are all cops such dickheads?

This guy, in an officious voice, says: "The first hour is the most important."

Well, how worried were you?

Very! Very worried.

Imagine how I would have felt if I actually liked the kid.

I cannot believe you never told me this.

I'm sorry, er, can I help you?

Excuse me for intruding.

I'm Inspector Dimopoulos, with the Hellenic Police.

What's the problem, sir?

Do you know Dimitri Papadakis?

Yeah, he's our neighbour.

He owns the land down there. He doesn't live there.

Mr. Papadakis was attacked in town last night.

He was very badly hurt.

Who did it?

I'm going to find out.

Attacked how?

He was hit with a brick on the back of the head.

From behind, here.

It's a very bad injury.

He says he heard English before he was hit.

Well, there's a lot of English speakers on the island, obviously.

Were any of you here in town last night?

Yeah, myself and Adam.

Er, Dimitri says he saw you.

Well, he may have seen us, but we didn't see him,

and we certainly didn't hurt him.

I believe there's perhaps an issue between yourselves and him.

- Is that right? - Are you fucking serious?

Yeah, there's an issue, a small one,

like you get with property development between neighbours.