Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Meatwad, what's that you're watching?

Hell, you got eyes, ain't you?

Why don't you use them eyes to watch with your eyes

like I be doing with my eyes?

Figure it out, fool. You better watch your mouth.

I am watching it...

Like you too lazy to do, apparently.

You know, some people in Africa are born without mouths,

and they're the nicest people in the world.

And someday, if you lose your mouth,

you're gonna wish you didn't say ugly things like that to me.

That ain't happening, son.

This mouth here --

it ain't going nowhere, and no-how.

Meatwad, what are you watching?

It look like some sort of big old jungle cat

made out of red hot dogs and he got a chinbeard

and clearly he's destroying downtown

in an elaborate, high-budget action sequence.

That can only mean one thing.

Honest Abe Lincoln's links lynx is on the prowl.

Lincoln!

Now in tough and tenacious teriyaki!

Damn, son.

How did you get so fast?

Uh, I have super-speed now.

Must have been all that delicious protein and sodium

from honest Abe Lincoln's lunch lynx...

Lincoln!Now injected with twice the lunch flavor.

Lunch flavor?

You mean it's not just for snacking now? That's right.

Honest Abe Lincoln wouldn't lie.

Eh?

It's the snack... Lincoln!

...That packs a lunch,

an entire lunch

in one three-foot-long, meat-flavored plank.

This is one "cat-tastrophe"

I don't mind suffering from.

He's coming this way!

Open your mouths! Feast on his protein rain!

What's up?

Nah, I'm not doing anything right now --

just some stupid shit for adult swim.

Master Shake: Is he gone?

Shut up.

Yeah, yeah, he's gone. I just heard his car.

Frickin' sales man. Frack them.

You know, I cannot tell a lie.

These tough and tenacious teriyaki hot links --

they are out of this world.

It's insane!

He's gone, dick! "Out of this world"?

You could have said anything there.

"Out of this world" implies that

you are of a martian origin.

You're a jungle cat, you're president,

you're made of jerky --

what the hell are you?

And I hate to break it to you,

but beef jerky ain't no substitute for an actual meal.

Oh, oh, not so fast!

4 out of 5 doctors agree --

I don't care how you spin the facts.

You've got enough sodium to kill a horse, buddy.

Y-y-you are not to talk to me that way.

I will rake your eyes out!

Look, it's not personal,

but you are an abortion.

Your media plan sucks.

You have no clear identity, no brand awareness.

Ugh! I cannot tell a lie.

You're not even the president who says that!

Hey, whoa, whoa. Y-you watch your mouth, buddy!

W-we paid for this whole episode!

You can't get on any other shows.

We're the cheapest game in town.

And that's the only reason you're here. Listen, my --

I'm a whore, and you're in bed with one.

Welcome to my bed.

You better get out there,

and you better have an adventure right now.

And you, the round little meaty one,

say -- say the product's name.

You better say it! Y-y-you're pushing me!

Say it! Say it!

Meatwad, your mouth!

Oh, thank God.

Finally, you granted my wish.

You know, I actually tried to create that spray --

mouth-off.

It's like acid in a can.

"Don't mouth off to mouth-off."

You have an issue with what I said?

Oh, I'm so interested

in what you have to say now.

I-I just wish you could speak your mind.

We really should find him a mouth.

It's the weekend! Why can't you just chill?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Without a mouth,

then how will the popular meatball character

say my product name over and over and over,

as the contract stipulates,

no less than seven times

over the course of the episode?!

Ah, here we go.

Mmm, honest Abe Lincoln's teriyaki lynx.

Ooh. Honest Abe Lincoln's teriyaki lynx.

Whoo-hoo!

Honest Abe Lincoln's teriyaki lynx.

I don't like this mouth! It's out of character!

People are gonna get angry and turn off the show!

Come on! This is from a way more popular show!

I-I-I have reams and reams and reams of notes!

It needs to be better!

D'oh!

Do an Internet search

for "stop-motion animation excellence"...

...And "rural Georgia."

That's him!

That's the son of a bitch who molested me.

Oh, he touched me over and over!

Shake, please. He's touched all of us.

He touched me more. Rex, Georgia?

How in the hell are we gonna get there?

Oh, yeah, bro.

I am in balls deep with those adult swim d-bags.

Master Shake: Ow!

Well, we're here.

Yeah. As a matter of fact, I'm working on this,

like, super-high-budge jerky spot for them.

Yeah.

I mean, it's just a spot, so whatever.

But I'm pretty certain there's a show in it.

See it -- on his hand? You know, once I'm done crushing that...

It's Meatwad's mouth.... I'm gonna go and rail on some bush.

It's being guarded by a tiny Christian robot!

Hey, you remember presbobot?

Yeah, that Christian robot?

He comes from planet Jerusalem,

and then he comes to earth and teaches people

to, like, share and shit?

He's on the move.