Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas

All right, I see two of them about 100 meters.

They're both armed.

All right. Let's make our move.

I'm scared.

Hey, you signed up for this just like we did.

Now, act like a soldier.

Oh! Ah, I think I fell on my gun!

Would you shut up, Screech?

You're gonna blow the whole operation.

He's right.

Let's do this exactly as we planned.

Stay alert. I don't want anybody getting shot.

- All right. Let's go. - Go. Go.

Paint the suckers!

Oh! Oh!

Got you guys!

I can't believe this.

Yeah, well, believe it, pal. You're our ninth kill.

Hand over your weapons, guys,

'cause the red team is the dead team.

All right, get out of here.

Well, according to my calculations, gentlemen,

we have wiped out the entire red team.

All right, blue team!

- Yeah! - Yahoo!

I love paint war.

I love this army stuff.

I could be all that I could be.

Man, this is the best weekend I've ever had.

Well, you know, without a girl.

This is great, isn't it?

Really glad you guys came here with me.

Hey, buddy, we wouldn't have it any other way.

I'm just glad you decided to spend your final days as a free man with us.

The three musketeers.

Together for the last time.

Well, next week, you're gonna be an old married man.

Still can't believe it, Zack.

You're only 19.

Think of all the fun you're missing.

Think of all the women you're missing.

Aw, come on, Slater.

I dated practically every girl on the planet.

There's only one I ever really loved.

Kelly.

I'm not lettin' her get away.

Party's over, fellas.

Hands up now!

All right, you got us.

You guys are good.

They're not good. You're stupid.

You and your calculations.

Oh, I'm stupid?

You're the genius who led us into this ambush.

Now, guys, let's not quibble.

Zack, Slater's not stupid.

And, Slater, Zack's no genius.

Shut up, Screech.

Now what did I do?

You did what you always do.

Yeah, you ruin everything.

Yeah, you idiot.

You guys mind? We're playing a war game here.

C'mon, guys, that hurts!

Would you guys cut it out? He's our prisoner.

Oh! Ow, my knee!

Ow, my knee! Aah!

Way to go.

You hurt your own man.

What the heck?

Yes! Yes, we did it!

- Yes! - Yes!

Woo! Get out of here.

- Yeah! - Yeah!

Are we bad or what?

Yeah! Too much fun, man.

Let's get back to the camp and celebrate!

All right, guys, but not too long.

I promised Kelly we'd leave for Las Vegas in the morning.

Whipped.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, here it is.

Bayside High.

Too bad you can't stay in high school forever, huh?

My cousin can.

Flunked algebra three times.

Yeah, we made some history here, didn't we, guys?

112.

That's how many times I was sent to the principal's office.

18. How many dates I had for one prom.

Well, as impressive as those numbers are, gentlemen,

my record can never be broken.

82.

That's how many lockers I was stuffed into.

You're right, Screech.

That record will never be touched.

All right, man, here we are.

Good luck, huh?

See you guys tomorrow.

See ya.

So. You're getting married in Las Vegas.

That's exciting.

Exciting? It's ridiculous, Melanie.

A wedding in Las Vegas?

Who's gonna marry you, some Elvis impersonator?

I don't know why you care, Dad.

You've been against this from the start.

Of course I'm against it, Zack. You're too young to get married.

I don't want you throwing your life away.

I'm not throwing my life away.

I've been in love with Kelly since we were in grammar school.

Why can't you see that this is the real thing?

Son, Kelly is a terrific girl,

and I don't doubt your feelings for each other,

but can't it just wait until after you graduate?

No, Dad, it can't.

We've planned this out.

We have a place off campus. We're both going to work.

You're making a big mistake, son.

Derek, you do not know that.

You know what? If I am making a mistake, at least it's my mistake.

This is my life.

Fine. You do what you have to do.

But leave me out of it.

So, what are you saying?

You're not coming to my wedding?

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be all right.

Why does he have to be like that?

Zack,

your father has always had these great plans for you,

and getting married at 19 is not on his list.

Yeah, but, Mom, what about my list?

Look, Zack, I think you're too young to get married, too.

But if you are truly happy about this,

then that's all that really matters to me.

Thanks, Mom.

So...

So?

Are you gonna be there?

Well, you have my blessings.

I can't be at the wedding, Zack.

I can't go against your father.

So, you need some money?

I'm fine, Mom.

I've got about $1,200.

We can have a nice little wedding with that.

Well, here are two vouchers

for free rooms at the Stardust Hotel.

I won them during poker night at church.

What can I say?

You've always been there for me.

You will always be my little boy,

even though you're all grown up.

Mom.

Great car, Lisa.

It's a birthday present from my dad.

Has anybody seen my pillow?

It's in the back of Slater's car.

- Here's Zack. - Hey, hey, hey.

- What's goin' on, guys? - What's up, buddy?

- You ready? - Oh, yeah.

Vegas, here we come.

Yeah.

Who do I see over here?

Come here.

You know, I just can't take this anymore.

I'm glad we're goin' in separate cars.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why we goin' in separate cars?

Well, Kelly and I have a lot of things to talk about.

I still can't believe you're going through with this wedding, Zack.

Well, for your information, Lisa, it is a done deal.

Listen, I just talked to my parents, and they're all excited.

Unfortunately, they can't help us out financially.

Well, at least they're behind us.

My dad thinks I'm crazy.

He's not gonna be at the wedding.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, me, too.

But, hey, I am a mature adult,

and I can make decisions on my own.

Come on, let's go.

Okay, people.

With my computerized trip plan,

our two vehicles should never be more than 50 yards apart.

Now, I've planned our exact route,

fuel stops, and food breaks.

I've also done a little research.

Did you know that the cleanest restroom in California

is actually at a Mobil station in Barstow?

Well, doesn't everybody know that?

Come on, let's do it! Let's go!

I'll miss you.

I will miss you more.

Oh, come on.

Hold up, hold up.

Come on! One more.

Ah, you're killing me.

Okay! Okay, okay.