Iruttu Araiyil Murattu Kuthu

IRUTTU ARAYIL MURUTTU KUTHU "Fierce Punch in a Dark Room"

What's wrong with you?

Someone might look...

-Do it fast... -I can't match up to your speed...

I'll do it slowly.

Dear...you're really slow!

Quick!

Faster dear...

Hey move...

...move aside.

How long does it take to comb your hair?

Started gawking didn't you guys?

Doesn't have to be double meaning always.

This is our Hero's family.

They're here to fix a match for our Hero.

Finding a match is not a new thing to them.

Let's see why the previous matches, didn't work out.

You're...

...Shwetha's ex-boyfriend right?

You're Reshma's...

...Sakshi's?

Krithika's?

Pari...?

...Nandhini's?

...Priya's ex-boyfriend right?

This is Veera, our Hero.

A perfect Playboy.

Flirting with girls is his full time job.

Umm...why didn't your son come along?

Ah...my son is been finding fault with every girl he meets.

That's the reason, we've come to fix a match for him this time.

Sir, in order to marry my daughter, the guy should be very capable of it.

He's our Heroine's father,

one of a kind character.

Have a look, how he tortured the guys came looking for a match.

Let's see, he's having field beans...

He's farting instead of an erection.

Crap!

Son, please stand up.

Sir, what are you looking at?

Nothing much, you don't seem that tall...

...wonder how's your thing?

-Huh? -Oh no.

Son, piss on that board.

I'll turn around.

Sir, how do you expect me to hit that?

If you can't hit that, wonder how will you last during sex?

On top of it,

he's should be man who will satisfy my daughter's sexual needs.

I thought of tonsuring my head at Tirupathi after my son's marriage.

But he's focused on satisfying sexual needs.

I have to run few checks, before I can let you guys see my daughter.

First let them meet.

If they like each other, then we can run the checks.

-You see... -Just shut up!

At least now listen to them.

Excuse me, please call your brother.

-If he's free they can meet tomorrow. -Sure.

Hey, come here.

Brother...

Where's your Boss?

Boss was just right here a while back.

Check for a crowd, you can find him laundering there.

Give me the money.

-We won't give, -You won't?

Don't torture me like this, give me the money.

Look, we three will play a game now...

...the loser from the game will pay up.

Fine, let's play the game.

I'll see who wins!

Shaa!

Boo!

...buddy, my hands are paining.

-Hey look here... -Son, be patient...

Ah!...his hands are paining...

...then shall we play another game?

Let it fly, let the dove fly.

OK!

Dove...fly away!

Crow...fly away!

Hey! who the hell are you calling a crow?

Do you think I'll call you a crow?

You're the ugliest raven!

What's happening here?

They're refusing to pay up.

It seems only the winner from the game will pay up.

I agreed to it, but now they've started another game.

-Another game...? -They've been torturing me.

Fine, just calm down.

I'll deal with them.

Come on, Boss.

What's you problem, why aren't you guys paying up?

Boss...

...we three are going to play a game.

The loser from the game will pay the bill.

So you'll play a fair game? Ok fine then go on.

Just wait and watch.

Shaa!

Boo!

-Thri! -Look at their atrocity.

What's he doing down under?

-Hey get up... -Bloody get up...

-What's with the sleeping? -Sorry, Boss.

Sorry, Boss.

Now who's going to start the game?...start now.

-We'll start now... -Just start it...

Shaa!

Boo!

Ah...Thri!

Damn you guys, you don't have to pay, just leave.

-Thank you boss. -thank you...thank you!

They just ran away without paying...

Ready?

Ready!

One...

Two...

Ah!

What the hell are you guys doing?

Farmers committing suicides.

Suicides due to love failure.

Even suicides due to mortgage.

But, this is...

...due to wive's torture...

...a mass suicide.

That's right, suicide it is.

What's the problem with your wife?

-You want reason? -Yes!

Tell him the reason.

Bull from the Jallikattu,

yes.

And the wives...

Point it the other side.

...are the same.

How's that?

There's no issue with who raises it...

...only the issue lies with the tamer.

They're killing it.

-What about you? -Suicide...

...is against my faith.

Him?

In spite of it...

...due to my wife's torture...

...it's a mass suicide.

Hey!

Thank you brother.

Buddy me too...

-Hey, what's wrong with you? -I'm going to commit suicide too...

They have issues, 'cause they're married.

But my issue is that I'm not getting married.

Why are you laughing?

Hey!

Hey.

Why are you crying now?

Why are you getting emotional?

Hey!

What's it?

I've decorated the bar for its first anniversary.

But you guys have been torturing me to the core.

I thought you guys will celebrate with dancing and singing.

Buddy, please calm down.

You want a party right?

Party right? Come on!

Buddy!

You never mentioned, what the song should be?

Sing about the Bar.

"Buddy, get me a quarter..."

"...you've got to pay up, once you finished your drink."

"Get together and say Cheers!"

"If sorrows vanish, it's definitely heaven"

"Caste is never an issue inside a Bar"

"Why don't try finding one, who doesn't drink in this town"

"WhatsApp, Facebook, Tinder..."

"...chicks are available whenever you log in."

"Flirting, Dating and making out..."

"...no matter what I do, it becomes a rumor"

"Name was tarnished, and was fluttered high up."

"Due to all this, I couldn't even get a wife"

"Hey, I asked you to sing about the bar, not your sob story."

"Sorry Buddy"

"Just check this out..."

"Who the hell did invent this alcohol?"

"Your head will spin, once you have it."

"Pride and respect were lost..."

"...I jinxed it with having the alcohol."

"The name got tarnished in the locality"

"I apologize to everyone, I'm so sorry"

"I'm so sorry!"

"I'm so sorry...I'm so sorry!""

"I'm so sorry!"

"Buddy, get me a quarter..."

"...you've got to pay up, once you finished your drink."

"Get together and say Cheers!"

"If sorrows vanish, it's definitely heaven"

"Caste is never an issue inside a Bar"

"Why don't try finding one, who doesn't drink in this town"

-Excuse me, Sir! -Yeah.

Order please?

-Give me two minutes. -Ok Sir.

Why are you late?

-Hello... -Hi!