Jungle wa Itsumo Hare nochi Guu Deluxe (Hare Guu Deluxe)

Be happy, dance the rumba, Hare+Guu

Dearly with a tantalizing swing of the hips

Love, Love, with you, so Tropical

What a paradise! Hare+Guu

My girl, be careful in the summer

The hook of love is unhooked

Sneaking by on their tippy-toes

The suspicious shadow... Who is it?

Lookin' really nice!

The heart pounds a beat!

A kiss is a must-have item for love

It's been erased from the cellphone memory

But I can't erase it from my heart's memory

An e-mail written after much thought

but I can't push the last pound-sign to send it

Why do I still hold onto the spare key

that is no longer needed?

The world is in a fever of love

but I'm carrying a one-sided love

LOVE FEVER LOVE FEVER

The rumba that makes the eye teary, Hare+Guu DELUXE!

No, no, not now, Yes right there DELUXE!

Passion at 100 degrees celcius, What a huge burn DELUXE!

Just so dizzying, Hare+Guu DELUXE!

With wet lips, the rumba, Hare+Guu DELUXE!

Touch, be touched, so embarrassing DELUXE!

Love, Love, with you, so Tropical DELUXE!

What a paradise! Hare+Guu DELUXE!

Hare! Hare, wake up!

You'll be late for school!

School?

It's not the city...

The jungle...

That's right, we came back to the jungle!

NEW CHARACTER!

I'm on my way!

Take care!

Oh, how many months has it been since I last went to school?

It makes me really nervous for some reason...

The story so far...

So shocking!

Hooray!

That's not much of a recap!!

Good morning!

Hey guys... it's been a while.

Oh, it's just you, Hare...

Don't scare us like that.

Oh, sorry.

"It's just you, Hare," she says.

The teacher will be here any minute, don't you think?

That's right, there's no time to waste on conversation.

Teacher? Something wrong with Lazy?

Right now, the teacher isn't my older brother.

He's been out sick with a cold for a while now.

Which means...

A substitute teacher is here from the neighboring village.

I see. What kinda teacher?

Well... Her name is Yumi-sensei...

Good morning!

Is everyone doing well?

Let's have fun and study some more today!

Hey, she's prettier than I expected.

She seems easygoing, so this might be nice...

I'm going to take attendance.

When I call your name, please answer.

What's wrong, everyone..?

They're probably just nervous with a young, pretty lady standing in front of them.

I see... they're all still kids.

All right!

I'll shoot off one of my routine gags to lighten the mood a bit!

Hare-kun?

Here!

Say, teacher, do you have a boyfriend or something?

Well, um...

Uh, geez, why do you ask such a thing?

Come to the teacher's lounge later!

Geez!

Something like that.

Hare-kun?

Here!

Say, teacher, do you have a boyfriend?

SHUT UP!

So I don't have one, goddammit!!

On top of that, you start off talking to me like a friend!?

Don't mock me!

Whatcha gonna do in the future if you can't speak one word of formality!?

Dammit, this is why I hate kids!!

Now, just go die!

I'm sorry.

Hare-kun, was it?

I have this thing about not liking children, and I get angry rather easily.

There are limits to how easily you can get angry...

As a side note, I've never had a boyfriend in my life.

Maybe I'm not charming as a woman...

I think the problem is more fundamental than that...

Okay, I call first period a study hall.

Has there ever been a class that was this quiet?

No, there hasn't.

Huh? I've never seen this equation before.

What should I do... Should I ask..?

Do you want to die?

What!? This is a life-or-death situation!?

Well, I wasn't really going to ask anyway.

I can look it up and solve the problem on my own.

Are you scared?

O-Of course not!

Yeah, yeah.

Then, you just watch! I'll go ask the teacher a question with all my might!

Ma'am, can I ask a question?

You're talking too loud!!

You're kidding me!!

It's the rules to stay quiet during class, you know!?

This is why I hate kids!

All the noisy brats in this world are better off dead!!

DIE!!!!

Oh no!

I got angry again. This is such a bad habit of mine.

We hate it, too...

I don't think I'm going out on a limb to say that this habit is why I can't find a boyfriend.

You know, Yumi-sensei, don't you have someone you're interested in?

If you did, I think you could do your best to break that habit for that person's sake.

Someone on my mind...

I've got it!

How about you try to change for the sake of my brother?

You're Lazy-sensei's little sister?

You're so cute!

I'd expect nothing less from my future younger sister-in-law!

All right, I'm going to do my best as an older sister-in-law!

Is everyone studying properly?

Sick people shouldn't be coming in!!

See, I tried, but it didn't work after all.

That was trying?

I wonder what part of that was trying...

She's scary after all... let's ditch class.

It's not much of a class anyway.

Maybe I should get out of here, too.

W-What's with that look of yours?

Guu... you can't be thinking...

Be of help to her.

...or something of that sort, are you?

You know, ma'am.

Would a younger guy be okay?

For instance, take these two.

I think they'd look good paired up as a couple with you, Yumi-sensei.

Come on, why are you saying such irresponsible stuff right now?

We have the right to choose for ourselves!

I don't know about younger men...

You're the one that's going to choose!?

I really was attracted to Lazy-sensei's mature charm.

But there's no hope for me now.

This is the worst.

Don't give up, Yumi-sensei!

You haven't said anything to him yet!

That's right!

There still is a chance left!

You know, like kindly nursing him!

Although she was the one that injured him.

I see!

I just need to frame someone for doing this!

I'll take a picture, and use it to blackmail him...

No, that's not it, that's not it at all!!

You have to ask him out, Yumi-sensei!

He came to.

Now, hurry!

U-Um...

I really like you, Lazy-sensei.

Will you go out with me?

Then, who was it that threw a chair at me earli--

Oh, that was me.

I'm sorry.

This is the worst situation!

Everyone sure ran away really quickly...

I want to make a run for it myself...

...but, at the least, I should cheer her up.

Ma'am, don't be so down about it.

Your habit is a bit scary, but it's not that I don't like you.

Hare-kun...

That's right...

I was caught up with short-range plans...

...and I didn't realize something very important.

Age difference doesn't matter in romance!

Let's go say hello to your parents.

Dammit Guu, you framed me, didn't you!?

Now, what should I say..?

The first impression is the most important.

That's true...

Why are you giving her advice!?

Nice to meet you.

How about something like that?

Wow! One look changes everything!

Too drastic, too much of a change!

Why don't you think it's suspicious?

By the way, Hare-kun, are you the oldest son?

Uh, yeah.

It's okay if we live with your folks, so relax.

She's serious. She's dead serious.

Excuse me!

Yes?

Bingo!

Oh my! He's just so much my type! It's a strike!