ആദ്യത്തെ 200 വരികൾ.
My name is Wahaj Qureshi
and today’s my first day of college
You know what's the best thing about a new beginning
It has a strange energy
It excites you
and confuses you at the same time
If I tell my father about my future plans…
Today’s your first day of college
hence the start of your professional life
I hope you’ll make me proud just like your cousins who have become officers
What are you thinking
Nothing Dad
My life was so dull compared
to the upbeat life of my friend Annie
Where her parents are cool like the English
Mom! Dad
Oh wow!
How do I look
I can’t believe my daughter has grown up so much
Remember
College is the best part of life
so enjoy every moment
all the best child
This is Usman!
He looks English
but deep down he’s very traditional
His father and he are a fascinating pair
They'd fight and argue
but still deeply loved each other
I have already made ten parathas
Here, Have two more
Usman’s mother tell me where my son is
Greetings!
Greetings to you too!
Oh, my dear son!
Doesn’t he look just like a soldier
My son looks like a brigadier.
Come here son,
your mother has cooked us a delicious breakfast
Come check it out
No
I am getting late
But there was another pair
that was even better than this one
And that was Sam and her father
Dad,
I told you not to hire brother Jimmy for the morning shift
he steals all the food.
Jimmy’s pursuit of an acting career is ruining our restaurant
Anyway,
It’s your first day of college
so here…
There’s no need for this, I have money
you just have to make sure Jimmy delivers all the orders on time
While we had a tomboy like Sam in our group
we also had a brainless bombshell like Maria
Mirror
Mirror on the wall
Who’s the prettiest of them all?
God had given her so much money and beauty
that the lack of a brain was justified
Guys
Which college did Bilal end up going to
Bilal?
He’s not going to any college;
he must be flying high somewhere
Worry about yourself.
And wherever he’s flying
he’s going to land right among us
Yes Mom!
Bilal today’s the first day of your college and you’re late
Here’s your uniform
What Huh
What college
Whose college
What’s wrong with you
Your school’s ended and now you’re in college.
Your admission’s been finalized
Come on now go and change.
Mama, I don’t want to go to any college like this
I will choose that on my own
and I’ll only go to the college where my friends are
so please
Bilal! Listen to me
This is one of the best colleges in town
trust me you’ll love it
The dean is one of my best friends
Look, how about you go visit the campus
and I am sure you’ll love it
and if you don’t then trust me
it’ll be your decision
Please go and change
Usman Usman
Usman!
I believe the class should begin with a “good morning”
Good Morning!sir
Thank you!
So, guys, my name is Jahangir
and I know I look fairly young but
I have the experience of a 60-year-old man
Looking at you all reminds me of my first day in college
Worried about getting bullied by the seniors
and the start of my career.
Sir, if you’re really that old
then you must know that this tie is for students
so why are you wearing it
I don’t like over-efficient students
Mr.…
whoever you are
Silence
This college is not for your recreational activities
This is not an amusement place
and you are not here to have fun
If anyone tries to mess with me,
just know that I will make your life a living hell in this college
Also,
I deal with every activity here myself
so there will be a WhatsApp group
where you can find all the details
Write down your names and contact numbers here and give them to me
You have only five minutes
Hurry up!
This teacher seems a bit young
should we give him our numbers
Sir
you can tell us about class activities while we are in class
why do you need our personal numbers
Are you accusing me
If any student has any issue with my rules
they can go talk to the dean
or else,
do exactly as they are told
Have I made myself clear
Yes sir
Thank you!
This is mine
my aunt and my sister’s number
just in case you can’t reach me
If only all girls were like you…
Maria!
The world would be in heavens indeed
You can call me anytime.
Sir,
here’s the contact information of all the girls
Thank you
Alright! I am getting late for a meeting
Thank you so much for your cooperation and
I’ll see you in a bit
Sir! Sir!
The boys’ numbers
Yes yes thanks
What a dashing personality!
What a teacher man
Yeah but
this teacher seems very suspicious
Like, who asks for personal numbers
Exactly
I think there’s something fishy going on
We’ll go take a look around then
Nomi! Wahaj! Let’s go
Do you want those chicks’ numbers
Look what your brother has for you.
Do you want this
Do you know whose number is this
You take it
you’ve got no one
You’ll be grateful
This is for me
and I will not share it with anyone This is for me
Guys
We’ve been defrauded
That sir Jahangir was not a teacher
he was a senior student
What!
And that jerk took the numbers of all the chicks
Chicks
I mean female students
Let’s go boys
let’s get those numbers back.
You get emotional so quick.
They are our seniors
and it could cause problems.
My uncle’s a lawyer
we can just sue him.
Oh Mam!
We don’t sue
we take care of these things ourselves
Let's go Sam
and get those numbers back
He’s right
We must teach him a lesson
and I won’t rest till I punch him a few times
Let’s go
Oh Sam
why are you always ready to start fights
Relax!
Class timings were 9:40 am which is now
You people in your excitement went to class at 8 am
What else did you expect
Wait and let’s go to class it’s 9:40 am
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