Tandav (तांडव)

The exit polls indicate a landslide victory tomorrow

for the Devki Nandan and Samar Pratap Singh led JLD

for the fourth consecutive time.

But politics, just like cricket, is extremely unpredictable.

You'll be getting a new government tomorrow.

But for now, all I can give you is some soulful music.

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

Hello?

Yes, I'm coming to college.

I'll be there in 40 minutes.

Bye. Bye.

Saleem! Ayub!

They need me back at the college. I need to leave.

You guys stay here.

And Mother's here as well, look after her.

Alright?

Mom, I'm leaving. I'll be back as soon as I can.

Please, be careful. Bye.

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

The citizens of this country are shoving a stick up the government's ass.

Half of them, want a factory.

Made in India!

When the government starts building one,

the other half of these fuckers...

want their lands back for agriculture!

Don't they get it?

They cannot have both!

Why are you worrying?

Here... have some.

Take it.

Listen... I'm no farmer.

But...

if you utilize all the land for your factories...

what will we eat?

I need more soda.

Fuck, we're doomed.

Things are about to heat up.

Hail India, sir!

-Sir... we could have managed this. -Yes, sir.

Please don't trouble yourself.

Foreign investors are involved, Thakur.

They want to set up a factory here.

-United we stand! -Return our land!

This land is important.

I want this crowd dispersed by evening.

Don't you wish to see our great nation progress?

Of course, sir!

I get it.

The country's progress is important.

But, sir...

I don't get your party sometimes.

Which side are you on?

At times, you fight for the farmers.

Now you're against them.

There's a thin red line that separates the right and the wrong.

That line's called politics.

That is where we stand.

That's great!

-You'll definitely win tomorrow. -Of course.

Congratulations in advance, sir.

Get ready.

Ready?

To commit a sin.

Sir...

Sir... without an official order?

Count to three.

One.

Two.

-Three. -There's your order.

Hail India, sir!

Sure, sir.

Yes, sir.

Sure.

Alright, sir.

Chaudhary...

we're going to hell.

Stay away from the barricades!

I'm warning you for the last time!

Hey!

Where are Imran, Ayub and Saleem?

There they are.

-United we stand! -Return our land!

-United we stand! -Return our land!

Stop creating a ruckus!

You're forcing us to take strict action.

Did you find them?

There they are.

-United we stand! -Return our land!

Bash these bastards!

Fire warning shots!

-They went into the fields. -Good for us.

Let's go.

Come on! Get those bastards!

Hey!

-Motherfucker! Stop! -Get him! Get him!

Get him!

Fucking cuntlicker!

Stop!

-Stop right there, motherfucker! -Fucking asshole!

Get him!

Get him!

Shoot those fuckers!

Fucking assholes!

-Opposition's loss, nation's gain! -Devki Nandan once again!

-Opposition's loss, nation's gain! -Devki Nandan once again!

I'm right outside Mr. Devki's house.

If the exit polls are to be believed,

JLD might win more than 300 seats tomorrow.

The entire nation has its eyes transfixed at this house.

This house is where we'll soon have the most exclusive interview of the day.

We'll be back in a short while with Mr. Samar Pratap.

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

Devki...

your son has surpassed you!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

Yes, he has.

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

Gopal...

throughout my political career...

I've committed innumerable sins.

I had to.

But I've never divided this nation.

Power in this man's hand...

will be the end of democracy as we know it.

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

Look at his face.

Don't you see...

a dictator?

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

-Long Live! -Samar Pratap Singh!

The Malakpur job's done, sir.

Grab a bite.

Is it vegetarian?

All your deeds are non-vegetarian...

but you're a bloody vegetarian.

Hello, Dad!

-I'm cooking today! -Did you...

get the news about Malakpur?

No.

Tiwari's boys have messed up, big time.

The fucking police shot the farmers.

The guy wasn't capable of managing Kanpur,

you gave him the charge of an entire state.

I had told you, the guy isn't worthy of being a chief minister.

The party doesn't function as per your whims and wishes.

Alright?

I've buried this incident, as of now.

No one's reacting to it and...

you should cancel your interview as well.

How can I cancel it now?

Everything is ready.

This isn't the first time I'm telling you to cancel it, is it?

I had asked to wait for a couple of days. Do it once the results are declared.

Garima has been pestering me.

Alright, do it. But keep it short.

Keep your mouth shut about Malakpur.

At least, for another hour, you don't even know it exists.

Have you finalized defence?

Aditi had called.

Ask her to hold her horses for a couple of days!

You're thinking about giving it to Raghu, right?

At the moment, I'm not thinking about anything.

Yes, he's a better option than Aditi, any day.

Do you really think the Indian Army is going to salute a 34-year-old woman?

Of course, it will.

If you wish.

You won't say a word about this in your interview.

No ministries, no portfolios, no alliance, nothing. Not a word.

You worry too much.

We will win tomorrow.

"We will win"...

and "We have won" are two different things.

Trust me.

We've been in power for the past three terms.

Many--

Many of my friends have stabbed me in the back.

Samar...

politics has but one rule...

"The one who sits on the throne...

is the king."