Side Hustle

I call this dance move

"Swiping through pics on your phone."

So many selfies.

Ooh, I've got a dance.

I call this "waving to your neighbor."

Hey, Jerry! Lawn's looking good!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Ooh, great dance, Lex.

- Yeah, I love your "getting attacked by bees" move.

Both: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Hey, stop it!

I'm not pretending to be attacked by bees.

- Then why are you interrupting our making up dances game?

Which I was winning, by the way.

I didn't know it was a contest.

That's why you're losing.

Listen, I accidentally

broke my little brother's remote control monster truck

and I haven't told him about it yet.

Okay, which brother are we talking about?

Sam? He's the biter.

Mm. Or Casey. I like that kid.

Always eating pasta.

It was Rex.

He loves that remote control truck.

He calls it Truck Norris and built a bed for it

so he can tuck it in at night.

I'm sure he'll understand. Rex is super sweet.

Yeah, he sends me a birthday card every year.

He always puts in a coupon for a hug.

You haven't seen the other side of him.

When he feels wronged, he overreacts.

One time, at the zoo, he got mad

because the lions were asleep.

He tore the gift shop apart.

There were stuffed lion heads everywhere.

I heard about that on the news.

That was birthday card Rex?

It was.

Our family is no longer welcome at the zoo.

May I have everyone's attention?

Fisher has a question for Munchy.

You forgot the bop-bah-dee-bop, bop, bop!

Sorry, sir. Bop-bah-dee-bop, bop, bop!

Something new I'm trying when I enter rooms.

What did you think, Lex?

I wasn't a fan.

I feel the same about you.

- Munchy, can you help Horrigan and me with an experiment?

I love science! Can I help Fisher?

Please, please, please, please?

Go have fun.

Wear sunscreen if you go outside.

Yes!

Come on, Lex, let's go tell your brother

that you broke his truck.

You'll see that it's not a big deal.

Maybe you're right.

The zoo incident was a few years ago.

Hey, let's make up a dance on the way--

The "Going to Lex's house to apologize

to her brother, Rex, dance."

Hey, that was my house!

- Wow, your brother Casey really is always eating pasta.

He gave me some fettuccine.

Yeah, that's a problem.

And speaking of problems, let me show you Rex's truck.

Uh, I'm sure it's not as bad as you think.

Whoa, what did you do?!

Wh--I was on my pogo stick.

And you how I get when I'm in the pogo zone.

I must have bounced on the truck six or seven times

before I even noticed.

You wanted to talk to me, Lex?

Oh, hey, Presley. What's up, El Pres-idente?

Hey, Rexaroni!

So what does my favorite sister want?

If the answer is quality Rex time, you're in luck.

Funny story.

You know how I get into the pogo zone?

Of course-- it's one of the top five

favorite things I love about you.

Well, I was pogo-ing and accidentally landed

on your remote-control monster truck repeatedly.

I'm really sorry.

I see.

Where are you going?

Nowhere.

And neither are you.

So why am I holding up this apple?

And why am I not allowed to eat it?

It's very simple.

I spent months working on this formula

that's gonna change the world.

I applied the formula to this machine,

which is gonna shoot a beam at that apple

and change its DNA to transform it

into something totally different.

Like a bigger apple?

No.

Whatever this beam hits will change

into a completely different organism.

It might become a cricket or a ladybug or a butter--

Or a bicycle?

A bicycle is not an organism.

Why is the volunteer speaking?

Be nice, Morgan.

We're about to shoot an 800-degree laser

a few inches from his head.

-Wait, what? -Relax.

There's nothing to worry about.

Protective face shields down!

Um, I'm getting a little nervous.

Don't worry. I built this machine myself.

It just needs a couple tweaks.

Why are Rex's eyes on fire?

I told you, he gets like this.

It's the zoo gift shop all over again.

I can't believe you destroyed Truck Norris!

I am one of nine kids.

That was my first toy that wasn't a hand me down!

- All right, you're kind of getting intense here, Rexaroni.

The time for cute nicknames is over.

Now is the time for justice!

Relax. We'll just get you another one.

Okay, but if you can't find one,

then I get to choose something that Lex loves--

And break it.

-Deal. -What!

-It is done. -Hey!

- It's the only way I'll feel like I'm getting justice.

And Rex needs justice!

Fine!

All right.

Now I've just got to find the perfect thing to destroy.

Your gymnastics trophy?

Nope, you didn't flinch. Not worth it.

Ooh, how about the hourglass you made?

I think we found a winner!

But that's full of sand

from the first sand castle Lex and I ever made.

Yeah, you can't smash that!

I mean, whatever. It's dumb.

Too late. This is it.

Okay, hold on.

We'll just go online and buy you

another remote-control truck.

Here's the thing--

And I probably should have mentioned this earlier--

There's only one place in the world to get it:

Shady Pete's Carnival.

Shady Pete's Carnival is the shadiest place in town!

- It has all those games that are really hard to win.

They're not hard, they're impossible!

Not my problem. You have--

Wait, how long does this hourglass last?

-Four hours. -You have four hours!

Wow. Shady Pete's. So many shady memories.

It's Rex's truck!

We have to figure out how to win it.

Kay, but we'd better be on guard.

These carnival games are designed to rip you off.

Uh, I mean their sign says, "Welcome suckers!"

We just have to hurry.

We only have 3 1/2 hours until Rex breaks our hourglass.

This guy's probably going to be super shady.

We'd better be careful.

Oh, hello and welcome!

Thanks for choosing Shady Pete's.

How can I help you today?

Wow, you are not what I expected.

Where's Shady Pete?

Shady Pete's my dad. I'm just Pete!

I took over, and I've been trying

to make this place less shady.

Except for the shade under the new trees I planted.

Well, Pete, we're here to win

that remote control monster truck.

Ah, Truck Norris! Let's make it happen.

All you need to do is beat the Shady Ladder.

I was gonna rename it, but signs cost a lot.

Now, to win, just climb the ladder and ring the bell.

But you gotta be careful. It's a little tricky.

But you girls look smart. I'm sure you can figure it out.

I'll take one ticket please.

Great! Tickets are $5.

Aw, hate to charge ya,

but saving up for that new sign.

- And that should do it. Okay. Let's try this again.

Thanks to my breakthrough scientific formula,

that apple's about to be transformed

into a completely different organism.

What will it be? Only science will tell.

I'm elated, sir.

And we're positive this is safe, right?

'Cause I'm really-- - Here we go!

Oh, no.