Do Deewane Seher Mein (दो दीवाने शहर में)

DEAR, HOW ABOUT ONE OF THESE GIRLS?

DO DEEWANE SEHER MEIN

Shashank, good morning.

All the best.

Shashank, where the heck are you?

"Manis", I'm at the hospital. My grandma's really serious.

Well, I'm serious too.

The Seoul team is online. The client's asking where you are.

I sent you the docket already.

You'll have to present it. I can't make it.

Wait, me? It's your presentation. You'll have to do it.

How am I supposed to pull that off? You just sent the email…

Dr. Dheeraj, did the MRI report come in?

- Shashank, listen… - Hold on, "Manis".

Sir, should I get you some water or just hook up an IV?

So, can you cook?

Can you?

Who, me?

I can make Maggie.

Wow.

I'll settle for Maggie, then.

Nice sense of humor.

Have you ever thought about getting contact lenses?

Of course.

I gave it some thought

and decided I don't want them.

- Really? - Yes.

But I think contact lenses are way better…

Especially for girls.

Right?

Did you ever consider getting a brain implant?

A brain implant is far better than having no brain at all. Yeah?

I didn't mean that. I mean…

Nice milkshake.

Thank you.

Hey, just…

- Mom, pass me a roti . Just one. - Okay.

- Here you go. - Pumpkin?

Come on, dear. Dinner's ready.

They are ugly and they have a peculiar gait.

They laugh in a strange way.

- Yogurt dip? - If chaos counts.

What's in it?

Cucumber.

Alright, I'll have a little.

- Come, Roshni. - Come on, dear.

It's your favorite dish.

Pumpkin can't be anyone's favorite, Dad.

Thanks.

I'll manage something.

"I'll settle for Maggie, then."

You should've just said you can cook.

I would've taught you.

Forget it.

The guy looked like a total asshole in his photo.

- What? - What did he look like?

An asshole! The kind you can't expect anything from,

and has a tiny hole where the brain's supposed to be.

Bittu told me that's what it means.

Well, he didn't just look like an asshole, he was one.

Dear, if an asshole makes six lakhs a month,

we don't call him an asshole.

How many times have I told you to try the dating apps?

She just keeps spending money on coffee dates.

So what?

Should I get married just for the heck of it?

Yes. In this country, most people do exactly that.

For the first time you've actually said something sensible.

Is it necessary to nag her every single day?

Yes. It's necessary.

Look at Naina. She's so pretty

but it took us forever to find her a groom...

If you put your energy into cooking

instead of this nonsense,

maybe we wouldn't be stuck eating this boring dish every morning.

And last night's leftover curry.

And last year's yogurt dip.

Are we out of eggs?

You'll be out of them soon.

If you keep up this drama, you'll hit menopause before you know it.

- What? - Nothing.

How can she get there when I still haven't?

Wait, you haven't?

Have you?

Guys, enough! That's it!

I can't keep meeting idiots and having my day ruined.

If you have a problem with that, then…

Then?

- Then? - Then?

Then…

I'll just leave this house.

- Have your dinner, dear. - I'll order it on online.

Wow! Very good! Lovely!

Are you happy now? You totally ruined the mood.

HEY, ROSH! WANT TO GO FOR SUNDAY BRUNCH?

YES! JUST TELL ME WHERE…

MEETING STARTED. BRO, WHERE ARE YOU?

No, the chart looks good.

Do you have anything on consumer preference?

Shashank, come.

Sit down.

So, Shashank…

Yes, sir?

Yesterday you came in at 9:30.

Logged in at 10.

Had tea at 10:30.

And by 11:30, you left.

You knew we had a crucial meeting at 12.

Why?

Sir, I'd informed "Manis".

- I'd kept him updated… - Stop hiding behind Manish.

You weren't in the meeting,

and I want to know why.

What's going on?

Sir, actually, it's my grandma.

Grandma?

Grandma…

She's quite old, sir.

She was aged, so…

- She was? - She is alive.

- She is alive. - I see.

It's serious. She's in the ICU. She's critical, sir.

I'm her grandson, so I…

No, of course. I get it.

- Anil? - Sir, they're really close.

You should've told me if you knew about it.

I'm sitting here, getting mad at him.

Sorry, sir.

What happened?

Something serious?

Yes, sir.

- What's wrong? - Very serious.

What is it?

I don't know how to explain it.

Tell him.

Anil, you knew? Why didn't you say something?

I just found out…

Even I was shocked when I got to know about it.

It's a bit personal. Tell him. He'll hear you out.

Sir, if you could…

Sir, please.

What happened?

What do I say, sir?

Sir, my grandma

has fibromyalgia of the intestinal cavity.

That's very serious.

No really, that's quite serious.

If you need anything, just let me know.

- Don't worry. - Yes, sir.

- Anil. - Yes?

Present the financial report…

So, sir, the 10 percent rise we saw was from Southern Asia…

Thank you, sir.

Shashank.

Your grandma will be alright.

Don't stress, okay?

- Yes, sir. - Bye.

Do you have any shame left at all?

Your grandma must be turning in her grave. Get it?

Let's just go.

And what the hell is fibromyalgia of the intestinal cavity?

You get cavities in your teeth.

And you shoved one into her intestines?

Why do you keep putting your grandma in the ICU so often?

Even doctors don't visit that place as much.

That's the best part about my grandma.

She's always been there for me.

In life and in the afterlife.

You and your nonstop nonsense.

Why do you freeze up in front of the boss?

What do I even say?

Every word has an 's' in it.

"Presentason", "finansial", "wasing" machine…

Good morning, sir.

- What have you got for lunch? - Chicken Biryani.

I'm vegetarian.

Forget the biryani . Here you go.

Sorry, sir.

Good.

Come on, man.

Just speak up a little.

It won't kill you.

It'll actually help you and not me.

You always speak for me. It's all the same.

No, it's not the same.

If I speak up, I'll get promoted. You won't.

I'll get a salary hike. You won't.

You're a nice guy, they'll chew you up and spit you out.

Try to understand.

Speak and you will get it.

What?

If you just speak up, you'll get what you deserve.

What do I do? This is how I've been since I was a kid.

Hold that pose.

Yeah, wait. I'll let you…

- Listen, mail it to me. - I can send it.

No, I'll handle it. Don't you worry.

- You sure? - Just send it to me.

- Hold on, my sister's calling. - Yeah.

Hello?