The Bermuda Triangle Project

Hello, world.

If things continue the way they are,

I know I'm about to die.

We documented most of this journey on our phone,

so I'm gonna place all of our phones in this dry bag

and try to send it safely to shore.

Hey, Brittany.

Why are we coming here?

To make sure that Uncle Jerry

hasn't burned the place down.

Okay.

Governor Goodman has a two digit lead

in most counties.

- Daddy. - Over Senator Niles.

The senator has received backlash

for his alleged involvement with organized crime.

I didn't know you'd be here.

Good to see you.

How are you? - Amazing.

I got an internship at the Holy Seat.

Can you believe I'll be studying abroad in Rome?

Oh, I'm so proud of my little girl.

Thank you.

Hey, Mom and I gotta speak.

- Okay. - Maybe go see Grandma

and Uncle Jerry. - Sure.

Laura.

Lawrence.

You look good.

You, you really do.

I'm sure it's not the first you've heard

of her internship at the Foreign Service Office.

Of course it's not.

Who do you think got her the job?

Cheers.

Oh, okay, whatever.

Brush up.

Expecting company.

Huh, who?

Who?

Okay, we're going on in 15, 15.

- 15 minutes. - 15 seconds.

Senator Niles, as you're well aware,

war in Ukraine is imminent.

The Russians are massively producing their 1090 tanks.

DRL systems in my district is currently producing

anti-tank weapons, specifically designed

to counter the Russian T90.

And in order to provide our Ukrainian allies with weapons,

we'll need roughly 20 billion

from the ways and means committee.

Can I count on your support, Senator?

This screams of ethics violations.

There's no chance my wife or myself

will serve on this advisor board.

The IPO will be issued by Samari Brothers, New York.

- What's going on? - Congratulations, Jerry.

You've just been appointed to another advisory board.

Oh, is this another energy one?

Government defense.

Oh, do I get to blow some shit up?

It's Gwen.

Am I at the right place?

- Where are you? - 1220 Sycamore Drive.

- That's the place. - Who exactly are they?

They're friends of my parents.

Don't worry about it.

Okay.

Okay, and this is just a photo shoot, right?

Nothing risky?

He's gonna want a girlfriend experience.

Just do your job.

Okay, I'll do it.

- Gwen Summers? - Yes.

Follow me.

Hello, this is Eva Hart coming at you

with live election coverage.

Today I am joined by Senator Lee Cushing-Price.

Oh, hey Pablo, right?

No ma'am, it's James.

Oh, what about in the closet?

You were in the closet.

No, I have a wife and two kids.

No, no, I mean, you were on the yacht in the closet.

No, you must got the wrong person.

Would you like something to drink?

Is Pablo Garcia.

No.

Tom.

You're drunk again.

Goddammit, Judy, you don't own me.

Are you dense?

Don't you understand?

You don't own me.

Go do your fucking senator shit.

I love you, Tom, but I can't do this anymore.

Well, Senator, that, that's quite a bold statement.

Due to polling we've actually seen Governor Goodman

has over 80% of the vote in Broward County.

Well, that's Broward County.

The Senator has enough voters

in other counties throughout the state,

particularly all your elite counties.

Hey guys, how you doing?

Do you guys remember?

I'm Stacey from Stacey's Bar and Grill.

You guys come in all the time.

Watch it buddy.

This just in Robert Jackson is headed to the podium

for a formal announcement.

Senator Niles has just gotten

off the phone with Governor Goodman.

The governor has conceded the election.

Together we have reelected.

Senator Niles to his fifth consecutive term

in the United States Senate.

Without further delay,

I'd like to introduce Senator Larry Leroy Niles III.

Thank you so much.

I could not and now together we'll be the most awesome state

in the entire world.

Tom, hell, man.

Come on, let's get up.

- Need your help. - Ah, it's nothing.

I didn't even catch your name.

Check out those chicks over there.

Oh, thank you.

Drink up, you're gonna need it.

Why is that?

Evidence of the Trust Fund Misfits just was ashore.

We're assigned the case,

and Manfreddi is already setting up barriers.

- Go figure. - Huh?

Hmm.

What is in this? - Half and half.

- Half and half of what? - Coffee and vodka.

- Hair of the dog. - You bet.

- Hey. - Stefan.

Wow.

Looking like a million bucks.

I appreciate it.

Now, oh wait, let me guess.

Half and half.

Half and half it is.

How are things going uptown?

Well, let's see more money, more responsibility,

and a hundred percent more bullshit.

Oh, yeah.