House at the Edge of the Woods

Has your father ever wandered off like this?

No, never.

These lights right here, you have no idea what those are?

I was hoping you could tell me that.

They look like headlights. Is there a road back there?

No, there's nothing.

Not-not at all.

Okay, then what are we looking at? Is this an abduction?

Considering the lack of evidence, um

Look, let's not jump

to the boy cried little green man quite yet.

We've been going in circles about

this whole incident for weeks.

Thankfully with this new footage,

I think we're taking a step in the right direction.

I agree with you.

Look, I know you've been alone out there

for quite some time now.

And tell you what, I'm confident that with our work here,

we're gonna help you find the answers you need to move on.

Jeremy, how you feeling? You ready for this?

Yeah, yes, I'm ready.

Thank you, guys.

All right, well, I'll tell you what.

We've got your address pulled up.

We're gonna pack up our gear. Get going real quick.

You sit tight

called.

And he's gone.

That's our cue.

I mean, they talk about connections

in college a lot.

I don't see it, man.

What are we connecting with here?

What's, I mean, do you wanna connect with these douche bags?

Jackson.

Just something.

Ah, sh-I can hear 'em.

Ah, yeah, hey, man,

you grow up with her,

you're gonna get sick of things.

Oh, dude, looks like you got some competition.

It's all right. I'll make it awkward.

Stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

Yo, yo, we got some free candy in here!

Jackson, stop.

Hold on one second.

Hey, you don't want any Snickers or nothin'? Huh.

I get it. He's into Rollos.

- He seems nice. - Nice?

Yeah, he's nice. He's nice.

Does he have something at the art gallery?

You are worse than dad. You know that?

Dad didn't pick us up from school?

Hey, Eddie.

Hey, Rachel.

- What is this? - Professional equipment.

Behave yourself, Romeo.

Is it a just like out the window here?

- What are you doing? - Yeah, about that, uh,

where's your car?

- My car? - Yes.

The big car. It goes vroom, made of metal, fast.

- Ugh. - We could have just

brought her, we could've moved the stuff, you know?

- Mm-hmm. - Just brought her with.

You're right, we should have her carry it.

Dude, she's getting away.

Oh, get her. Get her!

Recording.

Okay. I gave it some thought.

I got it. Don't worry.

You can have the producer credit. Really, really?

'Cause you're helping us out a lot with the car

and, you know, I think that's a fair trade,

'cause it's gonna be a lot more experience than

what you've been getting from your 60 months

- of summer camp here. - Oh, okay. Okay.

That's sounds like you're just jealous.

Jealous? I'd rather get stabbed, all right?

Just 'cause you got kicked out of every school.

I rest my case.

Hey, you know there's a lot of filmmakers

that got kicked out of film school.

Spike Lee quit after his first day. I lasted two.

I think he's jealous.

Of Spike Lee, maybe.

Someone bring their makeup kit?

Well, why don't you open it up, all right?

Hey, you should know what that is,

Miss Film School, that is...

Oh shit. It's makeup, all right.

That looks good.

If I've been given a little warning,

I could've like cleared more stuff out.

Hold onto to your butts.

Okay, well that-that-there's assertive driving

- and then there's this. - Hey, wait.

You're gonna come back... Take a left.

No, I...

Are there cooties in this car?

You're in here.

Back route.

Go the back route?

Back route, don't listen to me. Listen to him.

It's okay. I'm going.

Yeah. She should be coming out right now.

Oh, yep. There she is.

All right. Park it.

All right.

Stephanie, how are you doing?

Good. I was having a bad experience in there.

I wanted to go for the cheeses.

Where's the boom?

Trying to spy?

All they had was the knockoff brands,

like you said they were.

Is that okay?

Yeah.

But maybe there's another store

around here that sells us SD cards.

It's all right, we'll just

we'll film with what we got here

and hope the files don't corrupt, we'll pray.

Okay, I'm gonna that.

Yeah, as long as you got the cheese.

You like what you see?

I swear to God,

I think MrBeast copied us

when he did his Windigo video. - I love MrBeast.

He's such a good inspirational person.

- Yeah, well. - Beast, MrBeast.

MrBeast is gonna change the world.

Ah, I don't wanna be in this car anymore.

For real, I feel like we've been

in car for 10 hours.

Yeah, so let's play a game.

It's like I spy, but it's called I feel where we just,

you know, just let it all out.

I feel irritated.

Okay, well you-you lost that game.

Okay. Tell me where to go.

- I don't know where to go. - Not that one.

This one. The one the Audi's going down, yeah.

No, you're in my way.

Whoa, this guy peed.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Good thing she's in front.

How far out is this guy?

It's a lot of woods to get lost in.

Never to be seen again.

Ooh, okay.

Well, cryptic talk like that,

I imagine you have some sort of premonitions

on what's coming our way.

Hmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- I think I'm getting some. - Yep.

Bear shit.

Oh my God, you guys are so odd.

Aren't you glad you came?

I wonder if there's any, like,

dead bodies out here.

Hey, you know, more bodies, more ghosts.

And some good footage.

These all yours?

Oh, uh, my dad got those

when he thought this place was gonna

be crawling with grandkids.

Are-are you married or?

Uh, I was.

- Well. - Freaks.

Same whispers, happens mostly at night.

Strange noises coming from the woods.

I started hearing-come morning time.

Crashing in the back.

I- I grabbed this light. Check it out.

And, well, there you are.

Was there like a storm or anything or?

No.

Did you hear anything else?

Nothin'.

What is that?

EMF?

What?

It's an electromagnetic field reader.

I don't think the trees have electro

Jeremy, Jeremy. Don't worry about it.

That's why I hired him.

It's a ghost gun.

It's not a ghost gun. Yeah, it's got a serial.

"Star Trek" thing. Like something from "Star Trek" or?

- Lemme do this. - Let the

- all right? - I mean, Whatever.

Jackson, come on.

Uh, hey, Jeremy?

What's with the cross?

My dog.

Ah, uh, sorry for your loss.

This is it. Edge of the property.

I don't usually go out past here.

Why is that?