Kenan

Oh, my goodness! You are terrible at this!

Stop killing me!

Oh, man.

-Aw, Gary, drive safe. -Yeah.

Huh?

You said--oh, yeah. Of course.

Good hang, girl.

You read, too. That's tight.

Excuse me, sir.

How are you and your wife enjoying

Atlanta's food truck festival?

Oh, we're not married yet.

We just met by the sushi burritos,

which I'm buying for my beautiful wife,

who's home caring for our four children.

What? You married?

You said your wife was dead!

Well, it looks like the jury's still out

on the food and wine festival

and that guy's marriage.

And cut.

I should have known they were too happy to be married.

Oh, that lady looks low drama.

-Uh-huh. -Excuse me.

-Sheila. -Oh!

Oh!

-Girl! -Hey!

Kenan, this is Sheila, my soror from college.

Skeewee!

What you doing in Atlanta?

Oh, you know... last-minute work trip.

Sheila, you ready to party?

Oh, Mika.

Skeewee!

Kenan, these are my other sorors,

Keisha and Alexis, who are apparently in town

for the birthday weekend I thought was canceled.

Well, very awkward to meet you.

Sorry, Mika.

It's time we tell you the truth.

Keisha?

We were going to invite you, but--Sheila?

Mika, we love you,

but you always say you're gonna come,

and then you bail on us at the last minute

because you gotta work.

Then one of us has to pay full price for a room.

And split the stripper three ways instead of four.

Oh, that's when the up-charging starts,

am I right?

And don't get a stripper on the holidays

because they gon' add in surge pricing.

I'm not paying doub--

That's not important right now, is it?

Not at all.

Now, come on, y'all, I canceled one time.

You canceled the birthday trip one time.

You've canceled four homecomings,

two Friendsgivings, and Essence Fest 2016.

-Did I? -That one was your loss.

We were extras in "Girls Trip"!

That's what I know you from!

You got peed on by Jada! -I did, I did!

We could try to add one more

to the reservation tonight.

Yeah, come get yourself some of this life, Mika.

A job ain't it.

Well, my job is. I love it.

And I'm passionate about it,

so that's why I can't make dinner tonight.

Excuse me. I'm gonna get back to work.

You guys enjoy your little trip.

Skeewee.

Hey, hey, hey, come on now.

Don't let those ladies get under your skin.

They didn't. Why would you say that?

Because it sounds like your friends didn't invite you

to a crazy fun weekend--

-I got it. -Oh, okay.

Hey, sorry to do this to you guys,

but we need to stay and come up with a new segment.

What? Why?

Because Kenan's "Word on the Street"

turned into a turd on the street.

Easy.

I think with some good editing

and maybe some cool graphics,

we could turn it into, like, a "Cheaters:

Food Truck Edition."

Oh, I'm fine polishing the turd

if it means we get out of here.

Yeah, Mika, I've got my tennis league tonight,

and I already took my slow release oxy.

Huh, I'm gonna go ahead and assume

that oxy is prescribed

and not the reason you went to Mexico

four times last month.

Let's go with that.

Look, guys, we'll just stay for a couple more hours,

and you'll see.

Putting in a little extra work is worth it.

Yes, free dinner. Am I--

Just ask for the raise, man.

Okay.

That was incredible.

What happened in there or what happened in here?

You're silly.

And cute. Don't forget cute.

-What happened in here. -Yeah, fo' sho.

And the whole night, I guess.

It was nice going on a real date for once.

It was.

Even though Lauryn Hill was four hours late.

Hey, she's been pretty consistent about that.

You know, some people are worth waiting for.

Anyway, what should we-- - Drive safe.

Okay.

Uh, you want me to go? -Yeah.

Oh, you got, like, work in the morning?

No, I get to sleep in, but I'll hit you up again.

Okay, when? I mean, cool.

I'm cool with that, okay?

Just the coolest guy. Yeah.

Oh, so you already busy.

Okay, so I'ma just go ahead and head out.

Bye. Thanks.

Open, closed?

She said two hours. It's almost midnight.

I missed my bleaching appointment.

-Your hair looks great. -It wasn't for my hair.

It was for my--you know what? It's not important.

I don't get it.

Why did she make us work late for no reason?

Well, it's not for no reason.

Oh, yeah, it's 'cause your segment sucked.

Uh, no, it's because Mika and her friends have been

having some problems outside of work.

-Mika's never outside of work. -That's the problem.

And when her friends pointed that out,

it put her in a bit of a mood.

We're all friends.

Stop being so pathetic, Phil.

Sorry.

And we're working late again tomorrow night.

Come on, I got Joe Rogan tickets.

When I see Mika, I am gonna be

as nice as I always am, but on the inside,

she better watch out.

You know what? Let me talk to Mika.

I think I can get her to ease up.

-You need a wingman? -Get a dog, man.

A dog and a raise.

God, Phil, have you ever been a wingman?

No.

Are you just getting home from work?

Yeah, man, Mika is tripping.

But what's up with you?

How was your second date with Miss Carrie?

Wait, wait, Carrie and Gary. Oh, that's adorable.

I'ma get a drink.

Well, we slept together again,

and she asked me to leave again.

Great. That's awesome.

I mean, I guess the only thing better would be

if she gave you a little cash on the way out.

I'm sorry.

I don't like making jokes like that,

but it was right there.

It's not funny, Kenan.

I want to be the one to leave.

I feel like she has all the control.

-So get it back. -How, huh?

Invite her over here and smash, and then ask her to leave?

Oh, that's not a bad idea at all.

Well, actually, I was gonna suggest maybe take her out

to a nice dinner and then politely ask

for some of the power back in the relationship.

But hey, you and I are two very different people.

Yes, we are. I'ma go with my smash plan.

But thank you.

All right, well, may I suggest

that you maybe smash outside the house,

like in a hotel or the backseat of your car perhaps?

Oh, give it up, Kenan.

I've already had sex in your bed, dawg.

What?

Yes, in your clothes, role-playing as you,

and I made her wake up with me.

Hey, was it in one of my suits?

Could've been.

It better not have been the baby blue!

Gross.

"We're having fun." Okay, grow up.

"Cheers."

Hey, Mika, we really need to ta--

Is that your pillow?

Are you sleeping here? -Sometimes.

But where do you bathe?

In all the places that matter,