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Hey. I'm fine. see?

Don't play slamball anymore, daddy.

What your version of grounded?

One week for letting some skeevy fratvestite

Ruin peyton's wedding dress,

And we're gonna tack on another week

For throwing an underage keg party in

Your foster parent's upscale boutique.

How about we do that u.s.o. show?

You'd do that?

Sure. that's what family does, right?

Don't.

Gigi, I have a girlfriend.

And she doesn't have to know.

you've gotten even more beautiful.

What are you doing here, julian?

Haven't you heard I'm optioning your fiance's book.

Like hell you are.

Actually, it's already done.

I'm quite charming.

But you know that, baby.

I need to tell you something.

Does it involve this?

We were in love.

Hey, marines!

How's everybody doing tonight?

All right, that's fantastic.

It is so great to be here tonight!

Now, I am so pumped to

introduce our first act tonight.

She is a very dear friend of mine and also an amazing talent.

Please give it up for haley james scott!

Haley?

Hey, I'm in here.

How'd it go at the doctor's?

That is so not funny.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

I'm fine.

I'm supposed to take it easy for a few days, that's all.

So, are you excited for the u.s.o. show?

Honestly, no.

I had this nightmare last night

That I got up onstage and I forgot the words to my song.

I completely forgot. I just stood there.

What am I gonna do if that happens tonight?

Do you have any instrumental hits?

It was just a dream, haley.

You're gonna be great, okay?

And I can't wait to see my sexy girl onstage.

Not a chance. the doctor said you should stay home and relax,

And you need to listen to him.

I think I can handle a concert.

Not gonna happen. besides,

I don't want to overwhelm you with my sexiness

When I throw up all over the stage.

Come on.

Do you remember the first time you sang to me at the cafe?

Well, if you get nervous, just close your eyes

And pretend like you're back there

And it's just you and me, all right?

yeah. I like that. thank you.

I love you, nathan scott.

I love you.

You said, "okay."

Last night, when I told you that julian and I used to be in love,

You said, "okay."

Okay.

No, no, you can't just say it's okay, all right?

You're supposed to be jealous

Or ask questions...

Or get mad.

Okay.

You can stop with the okays!

It's not okay.

Are they okay?

Delicious.

But, you know, my complete guide to raising a teenager

Says that if your teen cooks for you,

They're likely to ask for something or confess to something.

So let me just tell you right now

Whatever you did, I am so impressed.

You're not in trouble.

I just wanted to do something nice for you.

Really?

Besides, I think that book said

Breakfast in bed and doing the dishes after,

which is not happening.

I see.

So, are you excited to work for peyton at the concert tonight,

Get backstage with angels & airwaves?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess it'll be pretty cool.

No. let the machine get it.

I want to enjoy this time with you,

Which my book says will rarely, if ever, happen.

You've reached brooke davis. you know what to do.

Hi, brooke, it's patricia from the adoption agency.

I need to speak with you regarding placement for a newborn.

Please call me as soon as possible.

Wow. you're like the new angelina.

Hey, it's me.

Millie? hi. how are you?

Great. what'd you do last night?

Uh, last night?

I-i just worked again late. I worked late.

Well, I just wanted to let you know that I'm back,

And I'll be home shortly.

Oh, great, shortly. t-that's awesome.

How long do you think you'll be?

Uh, 5, maybe 10 minutes?

Okay, great. I'll -- I'll see you then.

See you then.

Oh, and, marvin, can you do one small thing for me

Before I get there?

Yeah, sure, anything.

Get that slut out of my bed.

Oh, hey, luke. how you doing?

It's okey of the movie?

Hell, no.

Why not?

Why not?

The entire time the guy's been in town,

He's been pretending not to know peyton.

I'm sure he has his reasons.

Bro, I came over here

So that you could compliment me on knocking the guy out.

I'm just saying sometimes it's better to walk away.

Who are you right now?

Hales, tell him. -what?

I had to have a little talk with her about walking away, too.

Oh, you are just full of funny today, aren't you?

What happened to you?

He decked julian.

Why?

He was dating peyton in l.a.

Really?

Yeah, apparently they were in love.

Nice. sorry.

I just really appreciate when the drama's not about us.

Yeah, you guys suck right now. you know that?

All right, I'm off.

Jamie and orval are at andre's for the night.

Who's orval? -orval is jamie's imaginary

Well, he's technically chester's imaginary friend,

But jamie takes him places.

Seriously? -Yeah.

If orval's the worst of our worries, I think we're doing pretty good.

Okay, wish me luck.

Good luck.

Mm. wish me luck, too.

Ugh, get out of here.

Thanks for the ice, and,

No, actually, just thank you for the ice.

Come on, punchy. you can tell me all about it.

Imaginary friend.

I knew my kid would end up weird.

now, why you got to go call having an imaginary friend weird?

Gigi, get up.

Mmm. come back to bed, baby.

No. no, no, no, no. and don't call me baby.

Come on. you got to go.

Why? what's the problem?

The problem is milicent, my girlfriend,

Who's gonna be here any second.

You think she'd like to join us?

I think she wants to kill us.

Me. there is no "us."

Come on, gigi. move your ass.

And don't say "you'd like that"

And don't say "i will if you watch"

And don't say "you first."

Please, you're killing me.

Fine.

Man, my head hurts.

I can't believe I let you get me drunk

And take advantage of me last night.

I didn't get you drunk.

And I definitely did not take advantage of you.

Then why am I in your t-shirt?

You don't remember?

You puked all over yourself and then passed out.

I washed your shirt.

Thanks.

You're such a good guy.

Yeah, well, I'm gonna be a dead guy

If I don't get you out of here, seriously.

I'll see you at work, but...

I'll get your shirt.

Mouth...

Here's yours.

Oh, my god.

No. whatever it is, I can't deal with another store incident.

There was a girl in my bed.

Are you coming out?

No, it was gigi! she was in my bed!

Wait. you're a three-way With the hot high-school ex?

Really?

Actually, marvin and gigi had a slumber party last night.

I walked in this morning