Cyberzone

- I don't think you heard me, pal.

I just asked you if you'd seen this woman.

I'm gonna take that as a no.

Oh shit.

There.

That's better.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi.

Are you cold?

Yeah.

- Did you ever see one of those before?

No.

I'm gonna show you something.

Yeah, I'll take it.

Take it off.

♪ There's this story ♪

♪ About this woman in my head ♪

♪ She'll tear you apart ♪

♪ She's absolutely evil to the core of her heart ♪

♪ Her mind is twisted ♪

♪ She likes to fool around ♪

♪ It's not enough with every man in town ♪

♪ So once you're caught up in her bed in chains ♪

♪ You've been around ♪

Whiskey.

♪ There's no place to hide ♪

Whiskey and a beer bag.

- We don't serve your kind around here.

Why not?

That stink you got on you.

That smell that never goes away.

What smell is that?

The smell of bot oil.

I can nose it from the minute you walked through that door.

- Are you gonna bring me a drink?

Or am I gonna bring you a whole lotta trouble?

Okay.

Whiskey and a wash rag.

- I'm Charles Humberstone, mayor and owner of New Angeles.

New Angeles is a smoke-free, drug-free, alcohol-free,

underwater agricultural community located 400 miles

off the coast of Phoenix looking for hard workers.

We require a four year commitment working and living onsite

in our beautiful underwater city.

So if you're interested in the career of a lifetime,

phone the number at the bottom of your screen.

And I thank you very much.

That'll take the sting away.

I'm looking for a girl.

Have you seen her?

- You think if something like this came in here,

I'd still be using meat like that?

Why would a lady like this

come down here to the surface anyway?

Maybe end up sweating 10 hours a day in some robot factory.

Or maybe end up a stripper or a hooker.

So you haven't seen her?

No. Is she the real thing?

- Did that look like a droid passing as a human to you?

- Hell, I can't tell the difference anymore.

Hey, that's old.

You wanna play for it?

Hey.

I'll keep my out for you.

- Are you sure they're here?

- Data transmissions from Alpha Bank report they sold four

pleasure droids to the Jupiter colony three weeks ago.

Transfers off the colony is illegal.

They must still be here.

Yeah, but where?

I do not know.

I am not programmed for android search capabilities.

My knowledge of pleasure droids is as follows:

PDs are androids designed to appear

as various female humans.

I know all that.

- They are programmed to initiate and enjoy sexual congress

with any human sensory distance

and will attach themselves to you.

So be careful.

Right.

Bingo.

Ladies, can I please have your attention?

I'll do anything you desire.

My name is Mariah and I'm designed to please you.

Oh, wait a minute.

Wait, down, down.

I get sexual pleasures by having women follow me

single file down the hallway.

Let me see to your pleasure.

By all means, single file.

Down the hallway.

I'll be rich.

- Hi, I'm taking these droids in for repairs.

I got the work order right here.

Somewhere.

Oh, here it is.

They'll have to be reprogrammed.

There's something wrong with their oral functions.

They bite.

All right ladies, single file.

Come on.

Ooh, hello.

Ah.

Ladies, you stay right here.

This is Universal Condor.

Am I clear for takeoff?

Condor, this is Tower.

We can find no flight path for you.

Universal Condor, you are not clear for takeoff.

Ground control?

Ground control?

I am losing you.

- Universal Condor, this is Stratus Guard.

Return to base immediately.

This is Universal Condor.

What can I do for you boys?

Return to base immediately.

No can do.

- Prepare your ship for boarding.

I don't think so.

Look.

I never sample the merchandise, okay?

Just give me some room so I can do my job.

Now.

Don't let him get away.

Copy, Blue Leader.

Ha!

Ha ha.

Earth, here I come.

Look, I told you, I never sample the merchandise, okay?

Just let me do my job, okay?

What a way to make a living.

Fire.

Come on.

No.

- Mr. Ford, this is Burt Weatherbeam.

Remember the trouble you had with us last month?

Well, we'd be interested in forgetting all about it

if you would do me the pleasure of reporting

to the Bennet Corporation tomorrow morning

and see Mr. Reginald.

He's a friend of mine and he has an assignment for you

and I strongly urge that you do not overlook our suggestion.

Thank you.

- State your name and business.

Jack Ford.

I've got an appointment with Mr. Reginald.

- Please place palm on scanner.

Thank you.

Have a nice day and mind the doors.

You sent for me?

Yes.

Well?

Do I pass inspection?

You'll do.

I got a message.

Something about a job.

- Yes. Four pleasure droids were stolen last night

from the Mining Colony on Jupiter.

It's believed that they were brought here to Phoenix

where they'll be sold on the black market.

- And you want me to hunt them down?

You know the surface world.

Places where they could be hidden.

I'm told it's your element.

- It's where the real people live.

- The Minute Corporation is prepared to pay you

10,000 credits each for their safe return.

10,000?

Yes.

- A pleasure droid's worth a million dollars retail.

Each.

I'd be better off stealing them myself and selling them

to a third party.

- Except that droids are illegal.