Desperadas

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Philip was a businessman. He was my first love.

When he had me, I was still a virgin.

But not long after, he broke up with me.

But we had a souvenir. Patricia.

Emil was an actor with a sweet tongue.

He made me blush, but our romance was predictable.

So I broke it off.

The fruit of our romance is Stephanie.

Porfilio was a General and a widower.

Loyal to his country, loyal to his girlfriend.

We were supposed to get married, but he died.

The result of our love is Isabella.

Finally, Antonio was a Jueteng lord turned evangelist.

Separated from his wife when we were together

but went back to her when he converted.

Our baby is Courtney.

This song is dedicated to our birthday girl.

- Courtney, Happy Birthday. -

It's Mom!

-Huh? -Hello, Ma!

They're here! We're enjoying ourselves! How are you?

Wait, they're with me. I love you, Mom!

Wait a minute.

We love you, Mom!

- -We miss you!

Mom, please take care

and don't stay long in the US.

Okay. Bye!

Wow.

Hey. Let's have a toast!

-Yay! -Okay.

To our beautiful sister Courtney.

May you always have good health.

Good memories as you grow old.

And may you have a lot more money!

Wait! I work for the bank. That should be for me.

Peace of mind and tranquility.

-Wow! That's a good one! - Very nice.

Most of all, great sex and explosive climaxes!

Cheers.

- Cheers! Happy Birthday! - Happy Birthday.

Wow.

-What's that? -

Russian diamonds.

-You are so mean! - Excuse me!

-We'll stay over there. -Okay.

Let's sit.

Wait! Wedding alarm! Wedding alarm!

Is this the same guy?

What? Those were three basketball players.

There were five!

Wait a minute! Five? Why didn't I know that?

How would you know?

Well, you know, you don't even have time to be fashionable.

Hey, Vito's here.

But that's you.

Oh, honey, that was such a nice performance.

Thank you.

But can you go to the boys first because we're having a girl talk.

No problem.

Happy Birthday, Courtney.

Thank you.

You know what, Isabella? You're terrible.

Anyway, Courtney, who is the lucky guy?

He's a basketball player and Rookie of the Year!

Is his name Patrick Reyes?

Yes. What about Patrick?

He was my lover.

Didn't he tell you?

He doesn't care to talk about his one-night stands.

Dear, I'm not made for one-night stands.

So what's the problem if you share boyfriends!

Oh, well! We are family!

He's not even worth marrying.

Why? Because he didn't ask you to marry him?

Ugh! He's poor in bed!

Stop it, Isabella.

It's Courtney's birthday. Please don't rain on her parade.

It's better if she knows what kind of person Patrick is.

And besides, if he loves you, why isn't he here?

Because he's talking to Dad. He's that serious with me.

Wow.

Why don't you two talk and compare notes!

Isabella, you'll be the love coach!

Hey! I don't need a love coach!

Love coach, love coach!

Whatever that is!

Apparently, that's the only thing contained in your sex book.

So what?

Excuse me. They are called relationship books.

Whatever. I don't care what they're called.

I don't read your stuff anyway.

Well…

That's why you're uptight.

- Loosen up, honey! -

Read my book!

I'm not enjoying this company anymore.

Courtney. Courtney, wait!

Even if my daughters have different fathers

and different personalities,

I'm proud of them.

Because like me, all of them are beautiful.

Don’t worry Patrick,

I already hitched a ride with Patricia and Dave.

I love you. Bye!

Girl, don't tell me you're still marrying Patrick

after all that Isabella told you?

Of course! Isabella is just exaggerating things.

But why all of a sudden?

You're pregnant?

Of course not!

I'm wild but not stupid.

I date five guys at the same time but the romance stays up here.

They're really that pathetic!

That's why when Patrick asked me to marry him,

I said yes so he could move from up here to down there.

And I agreed to move in with him tomorrow!

Well, think about it really hard

because that Patrick Reyes came to me,

introduced himself, and asked for advice.

I didn't know if he was serious or if he was just kidding.

What advice?

He has a sexual condition. Priapism.

Priapism? What's that?

Is that disease contagious?

Stiffness.

What's that? Is he epileptic?

Or stiffness of the neck?

Stupid! It's the opposite of erectile dysfunction.

What is it really?

The flag is always up!

-Idiot! -

-Hey! -At least it's not contagious.

Come on. Let's go. Hurry!

- Hi! - Good morning!

- Good morning! -Peter!

- Hi! - Hi, Aunt Stephanie!

- Hi! Good morning. How are you? -Fine!

- It's Courtney. Good morning! - Hi!

- Good morning, Aunt Courtney! - Hi!

- Bye! - Bye-bye.

-You're here. -Hi.

- Bye. - Bye, Papa.

I made sure that even if they have different fathers,

we're still a happy family,

so I made sure that we live in one compound.

- Bye! -

I made them promise that

- even if they are married, - Bye!

they're still going to live in the compound.

I successfully convinced them all.

Well, partly successful.

Sofia, your teacher, is requesting

a parent-teacher conference?

You should be at the school later, Mommy.

Alexis! Your school bus is here.

Ten a.m.? It's hard to park there.

Nanny Truding, tell Sebio to get ready.

Ma'am, he's not here. He's in the province.

What? I have no driver?

-He'll be back by the end of the month. -

- Bye, Mommy. - Bye.

Prepare your bag. Be careful.

Don't forget the meeting, Mommy.

Okay, I won't.

Hello, Vito.

Hey, Chi-Chi.

Praise the Lord, Courtney!

Hallelujah!

Wait! Wait a minute!

What's happening to you? Are you okay?

I talked to your dad! He cannot wait until we get married!

He's a great evangelist! Oh my God!

Before the night ended, I was converted.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute!

Chi-Chi!

Chi-Chi, did you hear that?

There's something wrong!

Wait a minute! Converted to what?

To a born-again Christian!

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Praise the Lord! Ha!

What?

In one step, my life has changed!

I feel free now. I feel so free.