Demolition University

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PERIMETER HAS BEEN BREACHED.

DISMISSED.

YES, SECURITY HAS BEEN

BREACHED TOO SOLDIER.

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ALRIGHT, YOU TWO STAY HERE

AND GUARD THE DOOR.

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THAT'S IT?

THIS IS ENOUGH?

TRUST ME, IT'S PLENTY.

DON'T WE NEED PROTECTIVE

SUITS?

NOT IF YOU'RE CAREFUL.

FADDEM, TAKE THIS,

GIVE THIS TO SHALIK.

MOMAD, GRAB THE OTHER ONE.

NO!

NO!

PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR!

OPEN THE DOOR!

LET HIM OUT!

LET HIM OUT NOW!

HE'S DEAD!

HE'S DEAD!

YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR HIM.

IT'S A PRETTY MEAN SHIT HUH?

HE'S MY FRIEND.

NO, HE WAS YOUR FRIEND.

THAT GUY SHOULD HAVE

WORN A SUIT.

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GET A GRIP ALADDIN.

HIS NAME IS FADDEM.

IT'S GONNA BE MUD IF HE'S AS

CLUMSY AS YOUR BUDDY.

LET'S GO!

FADDEM, PLEASE BE

VERY CAREFUL.

LET'S GO!

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ON MY MARK, 3-2-1... MARK

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69, 45.

HUT!

HUT!

HUT!

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OH, BABY!

ME, I LOVE YOU BABY.

I LOVE YOU!

ALRIGHT GUYS, SETTLE DOWN,

SETTLE DOWN.

LISTEN UP!

WILLIAMS.

WILLIAMS!

GO SHORT!

YOU'RE UP SLATER, GO DEEP.

GEEZ!

HOW YA DOIN'?

MMM..

IT'S BEEN BETTER.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY

ANKLE WEIGHTS.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY

A CATCHER'S MIT?

OH, THANKS!

SLATER!

YOU DICKHEAD!

YOU COULDN'T CATCH FLIES IF

YOU'RE COVERED IN DOG SHIT!

HEY FIRST MAN, YOU COULDN'T

HIT WATER EVEN IF YOU'RE IN

THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.

IF YOU GET YOUR FINGERS ON

THE BALL YOU MIGHT BE ABLE

TO CATCH IT.

WAIT A SEC, YOU'RE

THE QUARTERBACK.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW

THE BALL TO ME NOT A MILE

OVER MY HEAD.

I THREW IT WHERE YOU'RE

SUPPOSED TO BE.

ALRIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT,

YOU'RE RIGHT, I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I WAS

SUPPOSED TO BE

IN THE NEXT STATE.

YOU LITTLE PUSSY!

DON'T THROW YOUR ARM OUT

WE NEED YOU MAN!

THE ONLY THING THAT I'M GONNA

BE THROWING OUT IS YOU!

I'VE SEEN YOU THROW,

IT'S NOT SO MUCH OF A THREAT.

YOU SON OF A--

GET OFF!

COME ON MAN, LET IT GO!

ALRIGHT BRING IT ON BRUCE,

COME ON!

ALRIGHT!

TIME'S UP BOYS.

EVERYBODY HIT THE SHOWERS.

YOU GOT LUCKY

YOU LITTLE PRICK.

I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU LATER.

IT'S A DATE THEN.

A GREAT WAY TO START MY DAY.

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HEY JENNY, WAIT UP, WAIT UP.

GOT A MINUTE?

NO.

LATE FOR PHYSICS.

SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN.

I'LL WALK YOU.

WALK ME?

THANKS, BUT I'M NOT

A DOBERMAN.

OH REALLY?

OKAY, WHAT'S UP?

ALRIGHT.

OKAY, HERE'S THE DEAL.

LOOK, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU

HAVE A DATE FOR THE HOMECOMING

DANCE?

WHY?

ARE YOU TAKING A POLL?

OUCH!

GOSH, YOU'RE NOT A DOBERMAN?

OKAY, OKAY, I DESERVE THAT,

BUT BEFORE YOU SAY

ANYTHING ELSE...

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT I A HAVE

RULE ABOUT DATING JOCKS...

THAT'S OKAY.

SO DO I.

I'M SERIOUS.

ME TOO...

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT...

I'LL TAKE A CHANCE THAT I'LL

BREAK MY RULE,

IF YOU BREAK YOURS.

OOH, SORRY I'M A COMPULSIVE

RULE FOLLOWER.

THAT COULD BE A PROBLEM,

BUT...

YOU KNOW TECHNICALLY...

YOU KNOW I'M NOT REALLY A JOCK.

I KNOW, I'VE SEEN YOU PLAY.

OUCH!

WAIT A SECOND,

YOU ARE A JOCK.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...

I'M A PHYSICS MAJOR.

AH!

THAT ATHLETIC SCHOLARSHIP IS

THE ONLY WAY I COULD AFFORD TO

COME HERE, BUT BECAUSE I'M NOT

A BOY AND A FOOTBALL PLAYER,

IT ONLY PAYS FOR HALF

OF MY TUITION.

SO...

IN BETWEEN CLASSES, TRACK

PRACTICE, AND MY PART TIME

JOB...

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME

FOR SOCIAL LIFE.

OOH BESIDES...

I THINK YOU ALREADY

HAVE A DATE.

HEY, THERE HE IS.

HEY WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YES?

NO?

YES... YES... YES...?

SLATER!

YOU FAGGOT!

YOU STAY RIGHT THERE.

OOH...

I DON'T KNOW...

LET ME THINK FOR A MINUTE...

OOH, MAYBE...LET ME THINK...

I...I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

UHH...