Girls

- This road trip is just so unremarkable. - Well, what were you expecting?

I mean, we're picking our friend up from rehab

and I just thought there'd be something I could write about in my book.

She told me that there was something that I needed to sign,

so I could come get her...

No, we offered to drive her to the airport,

but she said you were coming here for her.

There's an airport?

We live in a huge sprawling Metropolis

where it's very, very easy to avoid the person you don't want to see.

Yeah, but that's so sad.

Why? Because we once shared true and stunning intimacies

and now we're nothing more than strangers?

Exactly.

That's not sad, Hannah. That's called life.

I missed you so much.

And I would really like it if you would please stop leaving,

'cause I'm really looking forward to you being around.

I don't care about hair.

It grows, it shrinks. You can't get attached.

Plus, you should feel very confident 'cause I'm a lot better at this

when I'm not in the middle of an obsessive-compulsive meltdown.

Fuck.

What?

Wait...

I can't hear you. Calm down. Breathe from your stomach.

Where are you?

Are you serious?

Okay, okay, okay. 1616 India Street.

Yes, see you in a bit.

Who did you just give our address to?

My sister.

I mean, I guess I should've known what was going on from the beginning, you know?

But he had so many pets and was so good to them.

How could a man who loves animals with such a haunting totality

just turn around and brutally rebuff me?

- It doesn't make sense. - It's shocking.

- It is. - So, I don't fucking get it.

He just dropped you by the side of the road?

Yeah, right to the guardrail. "Go," he said, "I'm saving you from me."

I hitched to the nearest bus station, and a very sweet, sad-eyed clerk

took pity on me and gave me a ticket, thank God.

I am so sorry this happened. I really am.

Thank you so much. You're so sweet.

I promise I won't avail myself of your hospitality for very long.

Fuck, no. You're not availing yourself of it at all.

Adam, we have a spare room.

We're happy to have you stay with us for as long as you need to...

No, she can't. You're not staying.

You can wipe your nose with some toilet paper, then you can fucking get lost.

I understand your frustration with me, Addie, I really do.

But I have nowhere to get lost to, okay?

I'm unemployed and homeless.

I got fired because apparently nobody trusts a young, beautiful teacher.

They only want old, stinky ones.

Horrible double standard in our culture.

Believe me, this is the last place in the world I want to be.

Obviously it's not the last place because you're here

even though I told you you're never welcome to stay with me again

after you tried to euthanize Grandma Helen.

She asked me to! She said she was terminal!

I'm sorry that I believed our dying grandma!

There's not a fucking chance! Not a fucking chance in hell, Liney.

I don't know why you're being so mean to her, okay?

We have this whole extra bedroom for exactly this purpose.

We have all that fancy soap I stole from my parents' hotel.

I don't get why you're doing this.

I know you're just trying to be nice, but there is no being nice to this girl.

She destroys everything in her wake.

- That's not possible. - She can't stay.

I know her better than you do. Trust me, please. I'm not being a dick.

- Okay, I trust you. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

- No. - Okay.

Season 3, Episode 3 "She Said OK"

Look, I just need you to take this video down.

I don't have the password, but it is my face, okay?

I am in the video. I can give you proof of that.

It's me.

No, it's my... yeah, it's my face.

I am in the video. What more do you want?

Do you want me to send you proof of identification or something

so you know it's me? I can do that.

I could, like, text you my driver's license or something.

I'm not gonna ask him for it

because I fucking hate him. He broke my heart.

He, like, ruined my fucking life. I'm not gonna get in touch with him.

You are a moron! Seriously?

Why can't you understand this?

No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I did not mean to offend you. I'm really, really sorry.

What's your name?

Marcel? My name's Marnie.

I really apologize for losing my temper at you.

Hey, Caroline.

I am so sorry, but I forgot that my friend,

um, Kerrity is coming to stay here.

She's an old gymnastics friend,

and I just don't feel comfortable leaving her in the lurch...

I understand. It's totally okay, Hannah.

- I'll be fine. - Okay, great.

I'm really not as fragile as he thinks I am.

- Okay, good. - I'm really a good old girl.

- Good. - But if you did have some arnica

for these bruises on my thigh, that would be so helpful.

Did you run into something, or is that more of, like, an abuse scenario?

'Cause those are really...

You know, I don't know what to call

a provoked physical attack by someone you love.

- I really don't. - He fucking hit you?

- Where is he now? - It's not that simple.

You know, I have a much more complex view of these things.

I have recently become just keenly aware

of the challenge that I present to those who surround me, and I was...

Do you want to come to my birthday party?

I mean, I don't know, it might be totally lame,

and I'm not sure... my mom and my best friend are organizing.

It could be just ridiculous,

but maybe it'll take your mind off things and, who knows?

It would be my honor.

- Thank you. - Good.

- Thank you. - Good.

Adam, can I borrow pants, a shirt, and a dickey for the birthday party, please?

Did I mention the drug test we require of all new employees?

I'm kidding. Welcome aboard. See you next week.

So, is that the first hire?

Yeah, 'cause you made me take all the Bad News Bears

from the old location, which is bullshit.

Loyalty will get you everywhere.

You know, if you wrote down all these business lessons,

then you wouldn't have to spout embarrassing platitudes in public.

Think about that.

The fact is, Ray, I won't be spouting platitudes much longer.

I know, you're sick.

The thing is, if you don't tell me what you're sick with, then I can't help you.

- And furthermore, I can't care. - That is heartwarming, Ray.

Ray, I love you... like a son.

I love you like a bastard son.

I love you, too, Hermie. I do, and I have to admit...

I'm kinda scared, you know?

Life can be terrifying, even if you're not sick.

No, no, I'm scared of being a boss. Like, a real, legitimate boss, you know?

Of making decisions for the entire team.

Of having boundaries and respecting those boundaries.

Of being the type of man that can handle all this shit.

It's simple, Ray. Don't hit anyone, don't shtup anyone,

clean so that rats don't get tempted, and you got yourself a business.

Don't shtup anybody?

- Yeah. - Okay, okay.

All right. If it's really that simple, I can do that.

I can do that for you, but I'm telling you, you're gonna outlive us all.

You'll see, you're gonna be like Ingmar fucking Bergman.

He said he was gonna die every day.

He lived to his late 80s on his own private Swedish island.

Think about it, Hermie.

- Ray! - Yay!

Holla!

Happy birthday!

- Surprise! - It's not a surprise party.

- Oh. - I'm still so excited.

I have no idea why he said that.

- I specifically told him not to. - I forgot.

This is so amazing that you guys are doing this for me.

We're just paying. Marnie's done so much.

I can't believe you're turning 25.

- Where does the time go? - I don't know.

- You look so wonderful. - Thank you.

Doesn't she? I keep telling her she could look like this every day if she wanted.

You really look great, sweetie.

Oh, um, this is Adam's sister, Caroline.

- Oh, hi. - Just so healthy and clean...

- ...and just, you know, wow. - Mom, I get it.

Hey.

Oh, hi.

- Oh, golly. - Okay, okay, okay. That's enough.

And you remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

Hey, so fucking good to see you, Mr. Horvath.

- You're fucking right. - Mrs. Horvath.

- How are you? - Just a family affair, huh?

It's great you could make it, Caroline.

Anyway, so you guys should all go get drinks.

We're paying for all of the liquor until 10:00 PM.

We are paying?

And if you do want to get a drink, just use the passcode, which is "banana."

Banana.

- Banana, banana. - Shh.

Yep, it is, and if you say it too loudly,

everyone else will hear it and then they'll get free drinks,

so just keep it to yourself.

I'm gonna show you around.

Hannah...

I'll be right back.

So, Caroline, how old are you?

I love your hat.

You're so great to do this,

especially considering everything you're dealing with with Charlie and...

Are you joking? This is, like, the nicest distraction for me to have.

It's so good for me to, like, throw myself into this.

And I'll have a bunch of party pictures