Dangerous Masala

Close your eyes now and open your soul.

You may not be able to see or hear a god

but you do not know how to listen.

The Gayatri and Maha Mrityunjaya mantras

will make you more receptive to his presence.

This is the mantra to conquer death

and free your soul to immortality.

Now you can see our first year wedding

anniversary party and see how well...

Hi mommy, daddy, Anjana, Manu, and Ganu.

I like it in America a lot.

The sun is always coming out in Los Angeles.

I'm almost only speaking in English now.

Eva.

Coming.

He's come back home.

I want to show you everything downstairs in our house.

Mommy.

I miss you.

I miss you a lot.

Where have you gone?

What are you doing?

It's for everyone back home.

So they can see for tonight.

So they can see for tonight.

Listen, today of all days

you picked to go get your hair done, don't you?

And now what do you want me

to tell my parents when they come?

Huh?

That they can put out their own food?

Why?

Because, because you're too busy making a video?

English.

Speak English.

You've been here a year.

A year, speak English.

Liz and her husband are coming early to help me.

I told you she doesn't belong here, didn't I?

Your friends are coming.

I love how you have an answer for everything.

Everything that comes out of my mouth

you have an answer for

but even simple little things

like a little Sabzi that I ask you to make,

a little Sabzi, you can't even do that right, can you?

Huh?

What time is it?

10 after 7.

Well, they probably can't hear.

Why am I doing this anyway?

Isn't she making her own video?

Yes, yes but you know,

just get a couple of shots of the two of them

and some of the guests coming in, not me.

I'm getting my Spielberg on

and you are my screen test.

Stop.

I know you don't feel comfortable being here.

Good, so we can go back to our house?

No, we can't.

You've dialed 911, do you have an emergency?

Hello?

Let's go back to our place.

No, let's go around back.

Come on.

They're outside.

I know Deepa said that she was gonna be

setting up back here.

They're back here.

Stop.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, it's windy out there.

Deepa?

Deepa?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, hi.

We were ringing the bell and knocking.

Are you all right?

Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I be?

No reason.

Didn't mean to startle you.

I told Deepa that we'd be here early to help set up

but then we got hung up and delayed.

I hope you don't mind we just walked in.

Well, it's not the first time, Liz.

So, it's not like I'm surprised or anything.

Sorry.

You mind if I go upstairs?

What for?

Oh, I just was gonna let Deepa know that we're here.

She's not up there, Liz.

Oh, well where is she?

Well, don't you know?

You're her, you're her best friend?

No, I mean, she told me

she was going to get her hair done

but that was supposed to be earlier.

Well that's it then.

That's where she is.

She's getting her hair done.

I mean, this is just so typical.

She leaves things to the last minute,

nothing's done, guests are coming soon.

Uh, we need to um, get stuff outside.

Geez, there's a lot to do out here still.

Over there, over there, right here.

No, no, here.

No, right here.

Yeah.

Atul.

Yeah.

Aren't these yours?

Here.

Oh.

I'm sorry, I didn't expect them

to be on the ground like that.

I was, we were,

I've been looking for these all morning.

We were out here getting ready last night

and then we went for a quick dip

and I must have left them out there.

Can you see without them?

Yeah, yeah, no I can see fine.

I mean, it's just, they're not that strong, so...

Oh my god, what is that?

What?

You're bleeding.

Oh, the air's been so dry, you know?

And I, I have to use Vaseline.

I don't understand.

The doctor said it's a common problem.

I mean a lot of people have it.

No, no, I mean about Deepa.

This is just not like her.

I'm gonna see if I can catch her.

She's gonna be here soon anyways, so...

Oh, do you want me to get the door?

Yeah, can you get the door?

Sure.

Is it on?

Oh, what, do I have to turn it on too?

Yes.

Are you ready?

Hi.

Where's Atul?

Oh, he's outside.

You must be his parents.

Nice to meet you.

Where's Deepa?

She got a little delayed.

Delayed, what do you mean?

Oh, she had a last minute thing

that she had to take care of

but she should be back anytime now.

Who are you?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm her neighbor, Liz.

She wanted to be here to welcome you herself

but you know how things happen.

Atul.

Hi, mom.

What's happening?

Where is Deepa?

She's, she's just getting ready.

In any case everything is great.

Nothing to worry about.

What kind of wife leaves her husband

to do all the work?

The guests are gonna soon arrive.

How's gonna look?

She's got everything ready.

All the arrangements were made.

In any case, she's just down the road.

She'll be here soon.

Down the road?

She just had a last minute hair appointment.

So, just have a seat, okay?

Relax.

Could you?

How you doing, my man?

Hi Peter, hi.

You good?

You ready to party?

Yeah, of course.

The party's started already.

It's started, huh?