Don't Scream, It's Me!

Yeah, it's just me tonight.

That's exactly what I said to Gary.

Whoa.

Yeah, all the lights just went out.

No, no, I'm good.

Are you still good to hang out when I get home?

Why not?

Sorry, I've got a customer. One sec.

You can take a seat. I'll be right with you.

No, I'm okay.

So, wait, what?

What does, "Zordok is rising" mean?

So, it's a video game thing.

Yeah, Brendan, stop saying Zordok is rising.

I don't care that Zordok is rising.

I just want you to want to spend time with me.

Not that stupid game.

Okay, you know what?

Screw you and screw your game and screw Zordok.

Actually, you know what? No.

I hope you and Zordok are very happy together,

and I hope you're happy in your new relationship.

Congrats to you and Zordok.

Hey, sorry about that.

Can I grab you anything to eat or...

What are you watching?

Please.

[football game plays in background]

Café.

Une tasse de café. Je voud...

Je voudrais une tasse de café, s'il vous plait.

Je voudrais...

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, c'est ça?

Do you know what that means?

Something about Lady Marmalade?

We should go to France.

You know? See the Eiffel Tower, Mona Lisa,

those other art things.

Eat snails or whatever.

What do you say, Liz?

Wanna be Lord and Lady Marmalade?

I wanted to go to France for our honeymoon, remember?

Yeah, but Mexico was way better.

I mean, come on, that resort? We had to.

You loved that resort.

The spa, the swim up bar,

you know those drink guys on the beach.

The buffet with the shrimp. You loved the shrimp.

You're right, Jay, I loved the shrimp.

- Why are you getting mad? - I'm not mad.

Then why are you acting like that?

- Like what? - Like I'm being a dick.

- Well... - How am I being a dick?

I'm trying to talk to you.

You're not talking to me, Jay,

you just want someone to agree with you.

- So I can't have opinions? - No, I didn't say that.

So, what do you want me to do? Come in here and be like,

hey, look at the weather. Isn't that... nice?

Some boring crap like that? You know, god forbid

I make a joke, or say something fun,

or say something that isn't perfect.

I mean, seriously, Liz, no matter what I do,

I can't win.

Jay, when I said I needed space,

I meant more than just you sleeping downstairs.

Okay, okay. I...

I hear you

and I respect your, you know, boundary.

Thank you.

By the way, the dryer is still broken.

I got a...

I'm waiting on a, a part for that.

Don't scream, it's me.

- Hey, you're Liz, right? - Yeah.

Drew.

Nice to meet you.

- I'm gonna let go now, okay? - Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God. Drew, what are you doing here?

I escaped.

You can't be here.

Oh, my God, you can't be here. - Keep your voice down.

You can't be here. Drew, you need to go.

Shh, someone's gonna hear, okay?

Exactly. You need to leave right now.

- I need you to hide me. - No. No, no, no, no.

- Just until tonight. - No, absolutely not.

Lizzy, I've got, I've got nowhere else to go.

- No, Drew. - Please, Lizzy.

Please, Lizzy.

Okay.

I'm gonna get you some clothes, but then you have to leave.

And some food? Lizzy, I'm starving.

Drew!

Liz?

You okay?

I'm fine.

I'm just, I'm not feeling great.

I, I think I'm gonna call in sick.

Okay, well I'll finish hanging the laundry.

Don't worry about it. It's totally fine. I will do it.

I just was gonna come in and call Blair

and let her know that she has to get somebody else to come in.

All right.

Sorry for getting heated earlier.

That's okay.

Oh uh, I'm gonna be late tonight.

Two cons escaped from Northeast,

so they're calling every man, woman, and dog in

to help with the search. - Oh, God. Ugh.

Well, stay safe.

Always do.

Bye!

You should call them.

- Hello? - B, I need a sick day.

- Oh well, you're fired. - Haha...

No, I can't have unreliable nurse on my team.

You're a liability. - Are you done?

Florence Nightingale is turning over in her grave.

Blair.

Okay, sorry. I didn't realize your fun allergy

had flared up. - Ugh, sorry.

It's just been a weird morning.

Oh.

Jay still mad about the distance thing?

No. I mean, yes.

I don't know. He's... he's trying.

And you're actually sick?

Hoping cold, fearing flu.

Yikes. But I mean, you would tell me, right,

if, if something had happened? Like, if things got worse?

Yeah, of course.

Mom!

Hey! There she is. Signs of life.

Okay, well just rest up and let me know

if you're gonna come in tomorrow.

Be bored stiff until you get back.

I will. And I will miss you, too.

- Love you. Bye. - Bye.

Okay.

Okay, then.

Yeah, this is nice.

Thank you.

I mean, almost as nice as our basement suite

on bedlam and squalor.

I really like what you've done with the lack of iron bars.

Okay, can we not do this, please?

- What? - Well, for one,

pretend like you didn't just make me guilty

of aiding and abetting.

Sure.

Come with me. I think there are some clothes downstairs

that Jay will not miss. - Uh first...

Got any power tools?

Yes.

Hey, I wasn't even supposed to be a part of it,

but when freedom knocks, you know?

Just happened to be in the medical van yesterday.

Lucky my periodontist had an opening.

Chipped my... tooth.

So, it's just me and this guy, Frost.

Real piece of work.

Said he had two life sentences.

Murder rap and cancer.

They said he got dangerous when he got diagnosed terminal.

I didn't believe him at first, but then he, you know,

goes for the guard, the van's in the ditch and...

I heard gunshots.

He killed him.

The guard, I mean.

Frost shot him with his own gun.

Guy's name was Zivicky. He was a real pissant,

but he didn't deserve that.

Got 'em.

- I tried to help him. - Who?

Zivicky.