Main Tera Hero (मैं तेरा हीरो)

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Rakesh Suri, very good.

92%.

Shankar Prakash, 95%.

Umesh Bhairav.

Excellent. 97%.

And finally we'll hear Student of the Year's marks...

who failed for just two numbers.

Shrinath Prasad...

Whenever its result time...

he always runs off to the bathroom.

But... - Sir.

Bhai says, "Do me a favor that, don't ever do me any favor".

But I say do me a favor.

Please give me two more marks, sir.

Shankar and Loy have done me a favor.

By making me proud.

Shankar's going to join IPS.

Loy will join IAS. - Thank you sir.

And Roshan is going to IIM.

Sir, I am going to IPL.

You're not going anywhere.

You're going to stay right here with me, in this class.

Because your antics, dog's tail...

and Katrina's Hindi can never straighten up.

Sir, these days she speaks better Hindi.

Get out of my class. - What, sir?

I said get out of my class.

Sir, I...

That's my paper, sir.

First you fail me and then forget.

Go ahead.

Tripathi, there can't be a better auspicious occasion...

for your daughter's marriage. - Yes.

Even God can't stop this marriage. - Yes.

Excuse me.

Sir, come here.

Excuse me.

Come here.

Come, Come..

Why are you whispering in my ears?

You don't need to hide this from the people.

Shinu abducted my daughter!

Don't take it personally.

But your father Tripathi will never change.

For just two marks...

he didn't just sc*** my future, but yours too.

Bappa!

Just like You wanted, I abducted Tripathi's daughter.

Will he pass me now?

Bow to Him!

I never said this.

Look, Shinu, don't make me your partner in crime.

You know there are just three things in life I love.

What? - On television, Amit sir's Crorepati

In Tennis, Mahesh Bhupati.

And in Gods, my dear Lord Ganpati.

Thank you.

People butter me...

but you always fool me.

No Bappa. - Shinu!

Bye Bappa, I'll catch you later.

Okay bye see you take care.

I hope no God ever gets a useless devotee like you.

Hey come here.

Shinu.

Son. Let my daughter go.

Tripathi sir, just give me two more marks.

As soon as I pass, she'll be with her papa.

Tripathi, sir.

Prasad.

Prasad, your son kidnapped my daughter...

from her wedding.

I see, very good. - Come on.

Prasad, my daughter. - Oh yes.

What did you eat when he was in your womb?

Whatever it was, you fed it to me.

Shinu, open the door.

My son, open the door.

My son... He won't listen so affectionately.

Hold this.

Shinu, open the door, son...

otherwise I'll abdicate you from my will.

Now you learnt your lesson. - Relax.

My daughter. - Wait, wait, wait.

Wait.

This is my glasses.

My daughter.

Sorry, dear. - Dad.

Sorry, dear. - Dad.

Sir, sir.

Sir come, come, come.

You don't need to hide this from everyone...

and whisper it in my ears.

The groom's family ran away.

Who will marry my daughter now?

Tell Shinu to marry her.

Tell Shinu to marry her!

Shinu.

Marry her.

No. - Well, you had to get married one day.

And she's the professor's daughter.

He'll pass you next year.

Yes.

Take him away. - Go on.

Dad.

'She's so fat, if she stands on the weighing scale...'

'...it will only show 'To Be Continued'.

Srinath Prasad, you're not so unlucky.

I am not so unlucky...

that I've to marry this duffer, papa.

Come on, son.

Eat your dinner, it'll get cold.

Not fair, mom.

I did so well in my exams.

I wrote three page long answers for every question.

But still Tripathi failed me.

I am sure your answers must be right.

But his questions must be wrong. - Yes.

Yes.

Pass me that bread. - Yes.

You know Verma's son...

went to Bangalore to complete his studies.

And Shinde's son went to Pune.

We're so fortunate.

Our son doesn't leave us and go anywhere.

And day before yesterday...

our servant left the job to complete his degree.

Here, son.

From tomorrow morning be at the shop.

I will not come to the shop.

I will go to Bangalore.

And get a degree there.

Degree? - Degree?

Bengaluru isn't that way, son. It's this way.

I am going to the toilet.

He won't get a degree...

instead he'll give us third degree.

Mama, pa, see my popularity.

The entire city's here to bid goodbye.

Son, goodbyes are given with just one hand.

Take a closer look.

They're waving both their hands. That means don't come back.

They're feeling so good in saying bye.

Now that you're leaving...

don't return until you achieve something.

Go on.

Eat on time.

"Come to me."

"Come to me."

Here I am.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

Girls, this is my seat... - Hello.

Don't try to get too friendly.

Go and sit on your seat.

Excuse me, this is my seat.

Uncle - Tell me son..

I am joining the IPS for such hoodlums.

I'll get rid of them...

and protect Mother India and her daughters.

Excuse me, wherever we sit that seat belongs to us.

Yes, but... - So please sit somewhere else.

Listen... - U-turn.

Go.

Am I your touch-screen phone...

that you're constantly touching me.

Sorry.

Come on, girls.

How about you play a round with us too?

But it's important to drink before you sing.

They were getting Ranbir Kapoor...

but I guess they're destined for Shakti Kapoor.

Baby, have some.

Weren't you going to kill me...

and protect the daughters of India.

Don't look now, but goons are misbehaving with girls.

Go on, what's stopping you?

Hey, hero.

I was waiting for that dialogue to beat you up.

Uncle, will you please hold my jacket.

Tell him about me.

Do you know who Babu is?

Who Babu's father is.

Who Babu's brother... - I'm going to beat up your Babu...

that he'll never beget a baba or a baby.

"I am bad."

Should I hit you on the face or the chest?

Hit you on the face... - Hit hard.

"I am bad."

You'll have to pay for it dearly. - That's okay.

I hate cheap things anyway.

Out!

Out!

Out!

Go. - Thank you so much.

It's okay.

This was...

Can I have my seat now?

I'll get my jacket.

Uncle.