Black Cat, White Cat (Crna macka, beli macor)

Who's dealing? You or me?

Me.

So, one card for you,

one card for me...

Three for you, one for me.

Four for me, one for you,

five for me.

Shit card!

You play a weird game!

You don't want it? Calm down!

I was just asking.

How many cards do you want? Three.

Give me a chance?

This is a bad hand.

I'll show you, you pathetic jerk!

My time has come.

Dad!

Seen that magnificent sight?

Show your hand. Okay, keep cool!

You... Don't interrupt

or I'll smack your face!

When I marry, you can buy me a truck like that.

I'll take two cards. You? None? Got what you need?

Two for me.

What a construction! Show-off!

Dad, for my wedding.

Four sevens.

Brilliant construction.

Fuck your construction!

Dad, look!

I've told you before... Don't interrupt when I'm playing!

Dad loves you and you piss him off.

Cards are like hookers.

Flighty-

Who do you think I am?

I can bluff.

Maxim Gorki's here! The Russians!

Look at this. Poker!

Maradona!

Zare, move it!

Give me back my eggs!

Comrade, how much for the horns?

Ten marks.

Ten marks.

I'll give you five.

No way, ten.

Why horns?

Shut up!

They're recycled commodities, stupid.

One set, five marks. One million, five million marks.

Exactly.

And the washing-machine, exactly?

300 marks.

Great machine, top quality.

Okay, I've got a deal for you:

220 marks for the horns, washing-machine and computer.

No way, 280.

- It's a deal! - Shake on it.

- Need a hand? - I've got it.

This side.

Dad!

Dad!

They fucked us again!

Come and see.

It's water, not diesel.

What?

Water! Come and see.

Pure diesel.

Water! The barrel's full of water.

The whole barrel?

Cold rain falling in the early morn...

I don't get it.

Why's she got binoculars and a grater?

Money for the baby in her belly.

For the operation.

My grandmother thanks you.

What? It's twins. She had a scan.

Piss off, fucking gypsy!

The gate!

Halt! Who goes there?

Hello. Who are you?

Matko Destanov.

Hands UP!

Hands UP!

Gander, over!

I was thinking of going off tonight to Hungary.

To the fair in Pécs.

Go to any fair you like, but don't come back without a fiancée.

Get it?

Hello, Mr Grga, chief.

Little Birdie, you're back?

I've never been here before.

- You came 5 years ago. - Me? No.

Don't contradict me.

We met but you weren't living here.

A man of your importance moves often.

Eight years ago.

Eight? Impossible.

Oh, yes, yes.

My compliments. What a memory!

- Look me in the eye. - I am.

Why are you here? No lies.

I'll do anything for your father.

He saved my life twice.

In Genoa and in Marseilles. I know.

He beat up half the city for me,

to get me out of jail.

He's a real gent!

He was. May he rest in peace.

Who?

My father. Since last year...

I've been an orphan.

No one to support me.

Alone and abandoned.

No one to help me.

You shortened his life. You're a swindler, a hoodlum, a gambler and a vagabond.

That was just for a while.

I've seen the error of my ways.

I've pulled my finger out, as they say.

Uncle Grga, I'm onto this great deal.

What? A train.

20 tanks full of petrol.

Petrol?

But what's the use?

Since father passed on,

no one helps me anymore.

The big shots usually handle those deals.

They'll cheat you. You're green.

No, Uncle Grga.

It's all worked out. No fuck-ups this time.

It's all down in black and white on this fax.

You're lying, always lying.

Don't come back without a wife!

More swindles?

Smile, for God's sake!

I received an urgent fax,

it's all written here.

Every detail!

Little Birdie...

Come here.

Gander? Are you there? Over.

Here, Uncle Grga.

It's all explained here in this fax.

We invest 70,000...

What, boss?

Gander? The workers can go and so can you.

Okay, boss.

Take a break!

If you lend me 70,000,

I'll pay back 100,000 in a week.

You see that?

I see it, Uncle Grga.

What a lot of dough you've got!

I'll help you for your dad's sake.

Don't bother to pay me back

but I want a report on this amazing deal of yours.

If not, I'll send my grandsons to rip you limb from limb.

- Is that clear? - Crystal clear.

Mad as a hatter... Millions! Maradona!

You said grandad was dead!

He's old, he's in hospital, he's as good as dead.

He owns that enormous gravel separation plant and I'm penniless.

Zare, son... With this money,

dad'll guarantee your future

and your children's.

Leave me be. I'll never forgive you.

Zara!

Zara!

Come and see this wonder!

What an invention...

Only Germans could invent that.

Dad, promises...

Son, when I'm rich, I'll make a ship-owner of you.

Dad“.!

Here's our benefactor.

Pitbull!

Terrier...

Luck is with the hardy.

You fucker, I feed you and that's how you thank me?

Fall of the dice.

Welcome, my brother! Who's that?

Suck my dick, bitch! I only asked...

There is a God!

What are you looking at? Killjoy.

Read your book!

You wanted to see me?

I'm sick of working with these thieves.

What are you waiting for? Give him a drink!

I've got this ace deal. You?

It can't go wrong.

The deal of the century.

My contact in Jordan

is selling me a train full of petrol!

- A bargain. - So buy it!

I'm broke.

So I want to bring you in on it. To pull strings.

No need to pull strings at customs.

As they say in Bulgaria:

If you can't solve a problem with dough,

solve it with a lot of dough!