YOLO Crystal Fantasy (YOLO)

(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ON HEADPHONES)

What?

Huh! That’s funny.

Dear Citizen, you have been invited

to the sacred birthday party

of the one and only Maddison the Beautiful.

With over 2,000 followers,

a daddy who knows she’s a princess

and a 6’4" boyfriend,

Maddison is obviously

the coolest and hottest girl in town.

If you possess the strength and will

to scale Maddison’s colossal tower,

you may actually even be able

to see her yourself to get a selfie.

Doors open at 8pm tonight

at the Maddison Tower in West Wollongong.

Plus ones are acceptable,

but will be delegated to the Plus One Zone.

Hey, I can’t wait to see you!

All hail Maddison!

Please retrieve the invitation crystal

after self‐destruct.

Hmm, selfie.

Sarah! SARAH!

Yeah?!

Wanna go to a party tonight as my plus one?!

Oh, my God! Totally!

I’ll just go tell my parents!

Hey, um, I’m gonna go out tonight.

Oh, no. Sarah, no, no.

Could you just stay in tonight instead?

Oh, all you do is go out

to all these parties every single night.

It’s just... It’s so worrying. It’s worrying us.

‐(GIBBERS) Worrying us. ‐Uhh...

Before you go, Sarah,

I found an article in the newspaper

I think you’d really enjoy.

It’s right up your alley. Take...take...take a read of it.

I think you’ll really enjoy this.

‐Yeah, maybe later. ‐Don’t worry about it!

Don’t worry about it. No worries. I’ll throw that away.

Yep. Last time I do anything for you.

Alright, goodbye, goodbye. Have fun. Goodbye.

Halt! Present your invitation crystal.

OK, you may enter.

Yes, you may enter.

‐Thanks for the crystal. ‐Yeah, thanks for that.

Not many people bring the crystal.

Wait! Are you the crystal‐holder’s plus one?

Yeah.

You must enter through the side door, plus one.

What the...?! Oh! Rachel?

Minions! Take her!

Bye, Sarah!

Sorry. I didn’t know.

‐(MINIONS GRUNT) ‐(SCREAMS)

OK, kinda random.

I need to get that selfie with Maddison

even if it kills me.

Halt!

This area is for Maddison’s actual friends.

That’s me!

To enter, you must answer the following question.

What day is Maddison’s birthday?

Um, today?

That’s correct.

‐Nice. ‐Good...good job.

Yep, go ahead. Please, yeah, go.

‐Feel free. Yeah. ‐Thanks.

‐(SCREAMS) ‐(BLEEP!)

Oh, my God! What kind of party is this?

You get used to it after a while.

And sometimes you can keep some of the stones that you crush.

Hello!

Silence, plus one! You!

We need more ice for the esky.

You will go to the corner shop to purchase some.

Fulfill your quest or suffer 300 more years in here!

‐OK. ‐Here. Take five bucks.

Should...should be enough.

‐Sarah! ‐Oh, hi.

It is so lovely to see you.

I...I added you the other day,

but...but you have failed to follow me back.

What brings you to this fine merchant?

Just buying some ice.

Ah, fantastic. Ice ‐ the solid form of H20.

Such a magnificent phenomenon.

OK. I’m gonna go get the ice now.

Ah, very well. Good luck on your quest.

Oi! Everyone, put your ‐‐‐‐ hands up!

Ya getting robbed, ‐‐‐‐!

Oh, please, sir, do not harm me.

I am just a humble traveler

here to trade my coin for nourishment.

‐Shut up! ‐(YELPS)

Empty the cash register

and give us all your ‐‐‐‐ money.

‐‐‐‐ give it!

‐Give it! ‐OK.

Sarah, you’ve killed him!

You’ve killed a grown man!

Oh, my God. Is he actually dead?

You’re a murderer now, Sarah. Murderer!

We have to bury the body! Whee!

Uh, uh... MADDISON!

‐(THUD) ‐Cringe.

Hi, Maddison, I was wondering

if I could maybe get... get a photo with you.

I love you so much. I love you!

Oh, my God. Of course. Come here.

Oh...! I am so sorry.

‐That’s OK. ‐I’m so sorry, Maddison.

‐Oh, my God, I... ‐No, no, it’s seriously fine.