Insecure

("You and I" by Jakob Ogawa playing)

Hey! Okay, ladies.

I see y'all with the casual slay.

Damn, Tiff, how'd you get the whole collection?

The perks of being well-connected.

She don't know nobody.

She paid a 200% markup on StockX.

-(all laughing) -Hater.

Okay, so I have a full evening planned.

First, our group massage at 5 P.M.

And next, we have dinner reservations at Nueva at 8 P.M.

But right now?

We pregame for maximum relaxation.

-Kelli: Mmm! -Molly, you get the nicest one 'cause you need it the most.

Lowkey, I rerolled it like 10 times.

All the other ones are kinda soggy.

Molly: I so needed this.

Issa: Well, we got you 'cause today is

all about letting you decompress.

We are not gonna talk about your mom at all.

Like I did just now, but that's the last time.

It won't happen again after this.

Girl, it's, it's okay.

And for the record, she's actually doin' much better.

But I am so glad that we get to do this.

Tiffany: As we should.

I-- (coughs)

-You good? -Mm-hmm.

-(coughing) -Issa: Oh, okay.

It's in her chest. It's in her chest.

-(coughing) -(Kelli bangs table)

I agree.

-(all clapping) -Issa: Yay!

("damn Right" by Audrey Nuna playing)

Damn, you look good.

I think I got it.

That's not the sunset.

Y'all said to capture natural beauty.

I mean... hellur?

-(all laughing) -(phone buzzing)

Oh, shoot.

Hello?

What?

Nooo!

Really?

Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.

Uh, bad news.

A pipe burst at the spa, and everything's canceled.

Damn. I dreamt about them stones last night.

Let myself get too hopeful.

Well, I got some loose rocks in the courtyard.

I can just throw 'em in the microwave real quick, and--

Or we can just reschedule.

Any weekend... except my Art Walk.

That's fine, but we still got three hours till dinner.

Should we just start drinkin' right now?

-(Kelli laughs) -Hell yes!

Thank god.

Well, I'm still Cali-sober,

so while y'all do that,

you mind if I polish off

-them soggy joints? -Issa: Oh, I got you.

Hey, hey, hey!

Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

I have the best idea.

-(Issa laughs) -Kelli: Better than these soggy joints?

-Ay! -Kelli: Oh, shit!

Molly: Okay, we see you, DJ.

Ay!

("Last Night" by P. Diddy playing)

Molly: What? C'mon, ay!

Kelli: What did you try to do?

Ay!

Okay, girl, I see you.

Don't tell me you still got a subscription to Lids.

I do, but that's not what this is for.

You guys, clearly I'm suggestin' we play the best game ever.

Questions in a Hat!

Damn, we haven't played that in so long.

I'm sayin'!

Look, are you sure we wanna be playin' this Jumanji-ass game?

You know the power it has.

The last time we played, shit spun outta control.

I was in my own personal retrograde.

Stop bein' a scaredy bitch and start thinkin' of some good-ass questions.

I ain't scared! A bitch got preguntas.

-Hey, hey. -Hey!

Hi, handsome.

Hello!

How'd it go last night? Did he sleep?

Yeah, with his, uh, butt right up in the air like always.

-You did? -I'll just get the rest.

Thanks.

Hey, you had your butt in the air?

I missed you.

I missed you, little one. Yes, I did.

There were a few more of these out front.

Oh, I think those are the extra pieces for my shelf.

You... want me to get it done?

Oh, that's okay. I was gonna have a friend do it this week.

You sure? I mean... I'm here.

-I mean, if you have the time. -Uh, yeah.

-I'm not doin' shit else. -Join the club.

Thank you, um, come in.

("Make Me" by Teedra Moses playing)

-M'kay. -Okay.

Ooh, okay! "What is an embarrassing fact about you

that none of us know?"

Oh.

Girl, I ain't never seen "Love Jones."

-What?! -I know I told you I had in college,

and now, I'm in too deep.

But we bonded over lovin' Larenz and everything.

Which one was he? Is he Love or is he Jones?

I should've known.

Okay, my fact.

I used to start every day

drinkin' two Red Bulls.

You know what? That's probably why my period stopped

from the time I was 20 to 25.

That or I had a five-year pregnancy.

Okay, my turn.

So, when I masturbate, which, I mean, I don't do often,

but when I do, I still think about...

Derek.

I think of Derek, too, but you shouldn't.

That's gross. That's your husband.

-Wait, what? -Okay.

-Kelli, you pull next. -Nuh-uh, what's your fact?

The person who pulls doesn't have to answer.

You know what? I already know your fact.

-Your titty out, and I'm embarrassed for you. -From where?

-"Have you ever broken a friend's vase?" -For real?

-Just tell the truth, Iss. -That's not what this game is for.

Tell the truth, Issa!

-We're not doin' this again. -Nope.

Tiffany: Mm, this is a good one.

"If you could only spend the rest of your life

"with the last person you slept with,

how would you feel?"

Oh, I'm good. He was rich.

And I don't mind bein' a sugar baby.

-What about you, Iss? -I don't know.

Nathan and I are kinda up in the air.

Tiffany: Is there something we don't know?

We got into it.

And he called me inconsistent.

All (sarcastically): What?! No, you?

-Crazy... -Wow, really?

-Yeah, you dumb bitch. -If we're just bein' honest...

The point is, I don't know where we stand right now.

And ever since he left my...

"I love you" hanging, things have been weird.

It's pretty clear how Nathan feels about you.

Is it? 'Cause...

I don't wanna be in a relationship where I have to guess.

But it is what it is. Um, I'll start over.

I've done it before. I'll do it again.

It's fine.

It's starting.

-What's starting? -The game.

It's got shit it wants to uncover.

Knock knock...

-here it comes. -(knock at door)

-Shit! -What in the hell?!

I thought it was a ghost again. Remember that time?

-You always think it's a ghost. -Kelli: Because it was the last time.

Trina! Hey.

I saw another spider. You need to tent the buildin'.

I told you spiders are normal.

They are everywhere.

Oh, you right 'cause I see a poisonous one right there.

I thought I heard a bird say somethin'.

A-ha.

: Okay.

-Uck! -What was that? I thought you two were cool.

She thinks I'm a bad influence on little Benjamin,

but did she ever stop and think that, maybe,

he was a bad influence on me?

Okay, let's keep the party goin', shall we?

-Kelli: Yup. -(Issa laughs)

All right.

-"What goes in the bowl first: the milk or the cereal?" -(phone buzzing)

I gotta take this. This is a work call. Excuse me, guys.

What loser put this in here?

It's obviously both at the same time.

Kelli: You know we need better questions.

Molly: Yes!

Stop.

-It was all you. -She on a work call?

Who dis bitch kiki-in' with?

Molly: But thank you. This is exciting.

I'm proud of us. All right, bye.

-What? -Since when does debt law make you bite your lip?

Since it started comin' out of Taurean's mouth?

Shut up, okay? We were just excited

because the partners approved our rebranding proposal.