V.I.P (வி.ஜ.பி)

V.I.P.

Dear students, the day is the good day and happiest day

Today…can even be celebrated as your 2nd birthday

The degree in your hands, is a Visiting Card to happiness

As long as it is in your hands, you don't have to wait anywhere for anyone

Oh My God!

Knowing that educated youth are future pillars…

This Govt. is ready to accept you with open arms

'Education for all' is the motto of this government

So, there is a new throne waiting for you all

You'll be astounded by the respect and status that society will give you

A bright future is awaiting you

Sir, give me a chance I am talented, hard working

Sincere and quick as a computer

In sports, I know Cricket, Football, high jump, long jump, running etc

Why all this sir I am as talented as you are

Am I selecting for Asian Games? Do you have experience?

No, sir

Do you have experience? Do you have some experience?

How do you suppose to get a job without experience?

At present, any job demands experience

Even in a tailor shop to do small menial work, they ask for experience

Even in a butcher's shop, to chop meat you need experience

First gain some experience and then we'll think of a job

One minute, sir

I hope you won't mind if I ask you a question

It's getting late, go ahead

Did you ask the same question to your wife at your wedding night?

How dare you, rascal?

I am driving wroth of 85 lakhs car But you're not giving me just 80 rupees

Why're you so depressed?

This is the 8th meeting of the month

Try to raise my salary in the company meeting

Let me touch up to look presentable

Come out, Boss He is missing

- You're here so soon - Where are the papers?

Which one, Hindu or Indian Express?

I am referring to the official papers

They're in the file

- Where is the file? - Inside the briefcase?

- Where is the briefcase, man? - It is at home

Didn't you bring the briefcase?

- Didn't you bring it, sir? - Who is the boss? You or me?

At the time of my birth, there was a hole in my horoscope

Otherwise, I would've been the owner of this car

Didn't you know, I had noted some hints for the meeting

What do I do now? Nitwit…nitwit…

Good morning, sir

Good morning everybody Please sit down

This urgently convened board meeting is to…

Review the status of our company

I am not Hitler

I don't take any decision on my own

I respect your views also

Things can be discussed openly

I wish to say certain things to you in this meeting

What are they?

In 1962, Classic Leathers was started at Ranipet in a small way

I know what you want to say

A company which came up so well till 1991, was the No.1 Company in India

But today…it is unable to pay salary and is incurring losses

Isn't this what you wanted to say?

Why were you dragging for this?

Sir, what I want to say…

I know! You are asking to seek for a bank loan, isn't it?

Old loans are yet to be cleared

So, no chance

- That's why sir… - Are you suggesting to sell the company?

I tried that too my dear

No offers

He himself will keep speaking and won't allow us to speak at all

Then, why does he convene a board meeting?

Probably to say he is going to close down the company

What discussion?

Are you telling him, 'I am going to close the company'?

I won't do that From this month on wards…

I am going to double the salary of our workers

Don't be shock

For all our company workers, I am going to build a two bedroom apartments

Not only that…

School for our worker's children Hospital to treat workers

All this, I am going to provide in just 6 months time

As a politician, you're giving promises How do you plan to do it?

- How means? I've to provide it - How do you propose to give them?

The person who promised will do it

- Isn't it you who promised? - Yes, I promised

But I won't provide those

Boss, you promised, but refusing now Then, who else will provide?

Daddy, who is coming now?

That's a suspense, my dear

But I shall give you a clue

This person has completed M.B.A.

- M.B.A? - Yeah!

From America

Has he done M.B.A. in America? I don't understand

- Who is he? - Don't address him without respect

- He is a very smart guy - He is a smart

Is it Santhosh?

Do you know why he is coming here?

Not only to take care of the business, but also to see you

"He is neither 'Rain God'"

"He is neither 'Cupid'"

"He is neither 'Moon'"

"Then, how else do I address him?"

"My shyness became rainbow"

"My budding youth blossomed"

"Who is he?"

"My name itself has become a poem for my youth to get wet"

"You have come to this world"

"Once…only once if he sees me…"

"If he sees, there'll be lightening in my heart"

"And graphics on love will run through me"

"His words are national Anthem,"

"Which will run through my heart"

"His pictures will be everywhere"

"There will be an unknown fragrance"

"I will be longing through out the night"

"I will be living through out with his thoughts"

Unless the robber himself realises his mistake…

…and changes, you can't abolish robbery

- Boss, boss - They have come

Come guys Don't call me boss

Prison is nearby and it is crowded with Bosses

They might get confused not knowing who is being called

Don't we read papers?

Call me 'Nizam Bhai' it is safer that way

- Okay, what is this? - It is a public phone

I know that Why did you bring this?

I do buy and sell stolen goods

Does that mean you can steal anything and everything?

Bhai, you're totally mistaken

Listen! Today I did not go to the duty I am on leave

To convey this message, I inserted the coin to call you from this phone

But it never worked Public like me shouldn't incur loss

So I got angry and brought the phone

You can't bear to see people suffer, right? Do you have helping tendency?

I like you

- How come it is ringing - Bhai, it must be for you…attend it

Here…here… Oh this one…what's the message?

- Hello, who is it? - Nizam Bhai here

We're calling from the Telephone Department

- Is it from the Telephone Department? - We are checking

Is it to know whether the Telephone is working or not?

One kind information for you, sir

It's no more a telephone, it has become a wireless

It had become cordless, so we have removed it

Sir, you were not bothered when it wasn't working

Now you're checking after we've removed it

Sir, a small request

If you don't mind, can I say something?

- Go ahead - Hang up the phone, Idiot

It seems they're checking to see if the phone is working or not?

Here take it

- For what, Bhai? - Enjoy with this

Thank you

Good morning, bhai

- What have you brought? - Nothing I want some advance

Guys who have brought big things are standing behind

How did you come in front without anything?

I'll bring something tomorrow, give me some advance today

You'll steal something tomorrow after taking advance today, is it?

- What will you bring tomorrow? - My neighbour's wife?

Oh My God! Isn't this a sin?

I can neither buy it nor sell it

You devil, neighbour's wife is like our sister-in-law

Go away

Don't advice me, Bhai I've been starving for the past 4 days

- Are you hungry? - Yes

My wife is inside If she is my wife then, for you?

Sister-in-law

- Fall at her feet and take some porridge - What about Biriyani?

Does it mean Bhai has to always provide Biriyani?

Am I looking prosperous? Next

Greetings

Why have you brought him here?

There was no one to save me and he spread his hands

Don't you know my heart is like a flower?

- Oh Flower! Bloody hell - What is it?

There are people in temples itself to steal

Why should we compete with them? I won't buy this

Don't buy it? You really don't buy it?

Hey, take this and give me that one

How did you get so much jewels? Where did you steal them from?

Don't accuse me of stealing I'll get very angry

Maharaja of Mysore gave these to my grandmother

My grandmother gave these to me Okay, now I am giving them to you

For how many more people is the Maharaja going to give?

Does he have a jewellery shop?

Why're you using dead person's name?

- Oh My God - What happened?

He came happily to have food Now he has swooned

While I was cooking quietly, he screamed he is going to die of hunger

- Did you hit and kill him? - No, my dear

He called me Goddess of food and said…

…that he wants to look at my divine face

- Did you show your face? - I showed only half of my face

Do you have any sense? Can you show your face?

Keep quiet, dear

Nobody has seen my face after my wedding

- As he wanted to, I showed him my face - Why did you have such dangerous fancies?