Elfette Saves Christmas

This is the busiest we've been in years.

- I just hope Santa has enough gas in his sleigh.

I really need you

to get your productivity up this year, Elly, okay?

Yes, I understand, thank you.

- Okay. - I'm sorry.

Have you seen these?

They're new this year.

Kids are gonna love 'em.

Elfette.

You have our new wrapping paper design ready?

It's go time.

- Yes ma'am, I have some shimmering wreaths,

I have some reindeer, some snowmen.

Okay, let's go wit this one.

Really, great work.

Great.

I have some new ones I wanted to go over--

Maybe next year.

I need 50 rolls by yesterday.

Okay.

Done.

Computer: 50 copies printing.

- I could help you with that if you want.

(gasps) You broke it!

Now I'm gonna need a new flugel blocker to fix it.

Oh, I love your paints.

Elfette, why can't you stay

at your wrapping paper station?

Do your job.

Right, sorry.

Oh!

Oh, Elfette.

Oh, you're such a joy.

And so sweet and bright.

Thanks, Elly.

Lately I've been feeling a little out of place.

- Oh, you're made for big things, you know.

It can get a little stuffy in here from time to time.

I know what you mean.

- A little space to clear your head might be nice.

Thanks, Elly.

Have a good one.

And tell Elfus I said hi for me.

Oh, yes.

Mm-hmm.

Man: JoyTech Brands has developed

an entirely new class of product.

This holiday season, JoyTech presents the Pencil Phone Z.

It's a pencil and a phone.

- I was gonna write you a letter but I decided to call.

Man: Press the eraser to search on the internet.

- Pency, where's the closest petting zoo?

- Hey Pency, navigate to the nearest eye doctor please.

Man: Its nano magnetic graphite technology

keeps you in touch

while touching the hearts of people you love.

Hey Pency, call Grandma.

Hello, dearie.

I miss you, Grandma.

- Come visit so you can have some of my bologna casserole.

Man: This year, we are introducing Pencil Phone Z Grande.

It's 36 times the size of Pencil Phone Z.

Mommy.

I want one.

- Well, that sounds like a question

for Santa Claus. - Santa Claus.

Man: More Pencil Phones!

More Pencil Phones?

Got it.

We need another 3,000 Pencil Phones.

Hurry it up, elves.

(sighs) Florida here I come.

- JoyTech stock are predicted to plummet 28% in December

if nothing is done.

- Our company can't do another year of this.

- (sighs) The Pencil Phone is a hit.

Every man, woman, and child,

anyone who's breathing wants one.

Let me tell you all something.

If you expect holiday bonuses this season,

you will (smacks) fix this!

- Look, sales projections for the Pencil Phone

were cut in half by Santa and his elves.

Simply put, we just can't compete

with the North Pole or generosity.

Generosity.

And just what exactly are you proposing?

That we just eliminate Santa Claus?

Ridiculous.

Actually, Mrs. Coalbottom,

that's exactly what I'm proposing.

Send him in.

I'd like to introduce you to the head

of our new waste management branch.

- Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

I look forward to, uh,

cleaning some things up around here, huh?

I know, right?

Can you believe how much eggnog she had last night?

Georgie: Special delivery for Mrs. Claus.

Mm-hmm, yeah.

Yeah, can you believe that?

She was like all up in Santa's sleigh.

Can I help you?

Where's the big guy?

Please, please.

Please, please.

Come on, Sparkle, answer.

Two peppermint tinsel mojitos.

- Oh, thank you. - Thank you.

You're very, very welcome.

(sighs) This is the life.

I don't think I'm ever going back.

Santa: Ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho!

Ho ho ho!

Santa?

Ugh. He doesn't know the meaning of rest and relaxation.

I think he needs a vacation.

Peppermint cheers! - Peppermint cheers!

Sparkle, we need you, come on.

- You're not as smart as you look, Santa.

Trace the number and take care of him.

Will do, boss.

Come on, you.

- I need to visit you more often.

You get to see all these beautiful locations.

- Just tell Elven Resources you're interested

in traveling more.

- How is the vacation committee going?

The elfcationing department.

Yeah, yeah, it is so good.

Really, really good.

That sounds nice.

- So, anyway, it's like the busiest time up at the Pole.

How did you make this happen?

Well.

I used the same designs as last year.

Nobody even noticed.

Sebastian?

Why is she calling me?

Season's greetings, this is Elfette.

Elfette.

They've come for us.

The North Pole mafia is here.

They've taken Santa to New York.

You have to save Christmas!

Help us!

- Holy glitter globes! - Holy glitter globes!

We gotta go.

So what happened to the elves?

Who's gonna deliver the presents?

Where's Santa?

Oh, why, why me?

It's all up to you, Elfette.

You're the only elf that can do this.

Nobody even knows who I am.

I'm just a wrapping paper designer.

Are you elfing serious?

Your father was a key proponent

in the ratification of the Mistletoe Clause.

It's in your bells.

Hold on.

I have something that might help.

Power born in purest snow,

the truest elf will only know.

Hold me close and I shall glow.

The sacred twinkle I will bestow.

- Hold me close and I shall glow?

I knew it.

I thought that might happen.

Go ahead.

Elfette: It's a belt.

Not just any belt.

It was my mom's belt.

She was a descendant of the Grand Elf Guild.

The GEG.

Thought that was just a myth.

She was one of our best.

I'm sorry.

Look.

Powdered penguin.