Tatlubaaz

The whole world works but I...

Commit scams.

That's why I have a new name registered in every police station

and a new scam too

In India everyone wants to earn money without working.

That's why I distributed a virus infected

laptop to everyone in Mumbai for free.

I showed everyone dreams of earning a few

lakhs and scammed them of billions.

While they were investing in the free laptops

I was getting the returns.

On the night of Diwali the whole Mumbai had gone bankrupt.

There were wanted posters on the walls too

This was the time to move towards a new city with a new name.

Man!

Can you ever welcome me without these intoxicating clouds?

You take a shower sometimes

It is what it is, my man

Do you know that smoking this can damage the brain cells?

You can die of overdose too.

We can also die of police bullets.

Oh my!

You are there, right?

My partner in crime.

As long as you're with me, I'm safe.

You don't need to flatter me.

If you love me so much then increase my salary.

Shall I increase the work? - Go ahead.

'Indian gold council’s annual Gold auction to be organized...'

Hmm! What?

New work. - New con!

New city.

Let's go then.

Greetings and good evening, ladies and gentlemen!

All of you are welcome to the

annual gold auction of the Indian Gold Council Lucknow.

This year the devotees have collected almost 250 kilograms

of gold from all over the country.

Here is the exact picture of the gold.

The estimate of this gold

is said to be around 250 kilograms.

What are we waiting for? Let's take a deep breath, settle in

and let's start the bidding at 500 million.

510 million.

600 million.

720 million.

800 million.

800 million!

850 million.

900 million.

900 million! Wow!

Oh my God! I can see the heat going really high here.

900 million.

1 billion. - Now we are talking!

1 billion!

1 billion, one.

1 billion, two.

1.10 billion.

1.10 billion!

We have this bid going at 1.10 billion.

1.10 billion, one.

1.10 billion, two.

1.10 billion, three.

We have a deal here.

Placard number 71. Congratulations, sir!

Alright, fine.

Good evening, sir! How are you, sir?

Sir, I am Balakrishnan. Bala for short.

I am from the Gold Reserve Council, sir.

Yes, tell me.

Sir, you must've received an OTP on your

registered mobile number to confirm the auction

We need that OTP for the auction.

OTP!

When did you start this cab business?

There was no such system until last year. - It's a new rule, sir.

It's for security purpose, sir.

Okay, I will tell you the OTP.

Hello! You must've received an OTP on Maharaj Ji's mobile number.

Check and tell me

Are you from Delhi, sir?

UP!

You seem to be from the construction sector.

Destruction sector. Come! Let me give you a demo

Come out, I will show you. - No. No, thank you for offering, sir.

Sir, your phone is ringing.

Hello!

I already told this man that there's no OTP process.

Alright. Listen, mister.

Where is he?

Ran away!

Maharaj.

UP.

Gangster. I could only gather this much.

Hmm! That's enough.

Hmm! found him. - Who is it?

UP's Maharaj Ji

aka Ram Tripathi.

Where do I have to go?

Land of Salvation, Banaras.

There you go, brother! Tripathi Market is here.

Thank you, mister!

One cup of tea, brother. - Right away, sir.

Would you like a smoke?

If I get one for free, for sure.

Thank you, sir! Won't you smoke?

I will smoke after tea

Then have tea

Here you go. - Thank you!

Where can I meet this Maharaj?

Where can I meet Maharaj Ji!

Take his name with respect. He is our God.

Is it?

Then where can I meet your God?

One can meet God after death

Die! And you can meet him

You crack good jokes.

Yes, mister. This is Banaras

Like Delhi is the city of politics and Mumbai is the city of dreams

similarly this is the city of possibilities

Because everything is possible here, sir.

Right? - How is that?

Sir, the thing is that here a tea seller can

give you the ultimate knowledge of life

And you can meet a teacher selling guns during his part time.

You offered me a cigarette

And then you asked me about God

The possibility is that you are here to kill him, right?

Listen! I am unemployed. I am looking for a job.

Someone told me that Maharaj Ji needs men for work. So I asked.

And you decided to come here just like that?

Alright, tell me something. Do you speak English?

I do!

Then give me an introduction in English

Here? To you?

Yes, why not? Don't you want work?

I want. - Then get started.

My name is Bulbul Tyagi. I am 27-years-old.

I did my Bachelor in Commerce from Madanlal University, Patna.

I was working with Excel Securities since six months

For six months

Huh? - Sir, you should add 'for' before 'six months'.

You will add 'since' only if you are still working for them.

But it's fine. Your work will be done with this.

I like you that's why I will help you

Take this