Comical Psychosomatic Medicine (アニメで分かる心療内科)

Comical Psychosomatic Medicine!

Episode 1 "How Do You Remedy an ED?"

Hi, nice to meet you!

I'm Nurse Kangoshi Asuna, and I work at the Yuu Mental Clinic.

And I'm a psychologist, Shinnai Ryou.

The opening animation is only a service to our viewers.

No sexy doctors or nurses in miniskirts will appear in this anime.

That's fraud!

Why would you betray their hopes in the first episode?!

That's a psychologist for you! Nice comeback!

Comebacks are not a psychologist's job!

Now, we'll be kindly and warmly explaining psychosomatic diseases in this...

hentai...

anime.

Don't tell the truth in a whisper!

But most people know nothing about psychosomatic diseases.

Yes, well...

So is there even a need for psychosomatic medicine?

It's about as useless as the hole in baumkuchen.

Don't completely deny us our existence!

Also, the hole in baumkuchen is there because it's baked on a pole!

It's necessary!

Actually, a survey was conducted among people aged 18 and up

asking if they had ever had any experience with mental disorders before.

What's a mental disorder?

Mental disorders are conditions of the mind,

Depression

Anxiety Disorder

such as depression, anxiety disorder, and panic disorder.

Panic Disorder

Men

It turned out 16 out of 100 men responded "yes."

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

There are that many Christs?

Not as in "Yeshua!"

So are the other 84 called Ieyasu?

Tokugawa Ieyasu was not among them!

The average, including male and female responses, was about one in five.

So in every group of sentai heroes, one suffers from a mental disorder?

That's your conclusion?!

I think it's most likely the blue one.

Yeah, since he's so blue.

No! Just shut up!

Regardless, mental disorders are very close to all of us.

So, the theme of episode 1 is...

Dad, are you all right?

I never told you before, but I'm sick.

With what?! What kind of sickness?!

ED.

That's it!

But what does ED stand for?

ED is short for "erectile dysfunction."

Oh...

I thought it was short for ecchi dekinai (can't have sex).

What are you saying?!

Then the "ecchi" would just be "H"!

But then it'd be "HD," the same as "hard disk!"

And the problem is that it can't get hard...

Just shut up!

Isn't that called "impotence," though?

Impotence