Batman: The Animated Series

A valiant effort, stout sentinel,

but the game was ours before it began.

Time to fly.

Wait, gentlemen.

So, what do they pay you here, Henry?

Nine, ten dollars an hour? A grand total of, what, four, $425 a week?

- Fox, come on! - Let's see,

that'd be $21,000 a year. Can that be right?

Here. In appreciation for services rendered.

- (LAUGHS) We won't tell. - Beats a gold watch.

Ah, ah, ah.

It's business decisions like that that got you where you are today.

Come, gentlemen. Let us away.

- (RUSTLING) - Did you hear that?

Allow me.

Don't worry about me. Get them!

It'll be a pleasure.

Hate to tell you, but the costume party's over.

You want me, Tweety Bird? Come on, then.

Robin! Stop!

He smells it.

Plan B, then.

Robin!

See? I told you this would be fun.

The Terrible Trio strikes again.

How about those masks? They look like refugees from Mardi Gras.

Predators of land, sea and air.

Maybe they're experts in those areas.

The only thing these guys are experts in is arrogance.

Thanks, Kevin.

Pull!

"Thanks, Kevin"?

Awfully chummy with the help, Bruce.

Do you thank the garbage man for picking up your trash?

If I happen to run into him.

Don't get Warren started, Bruce.

You know how he feels about the servants.

Gunther, Army, please.

I'm just trying to protect Bruce from his baser instincts. Pull!

So this is all you do for kicks, Bruce? Charity work?

Well, I do have a nightlife.

Pull!

Besides, it's important to help others.

It may sound corny, but, hey, it's how I feel.

But you must recognize that you are a superior animal, Bruce.

A member of the elite. Pull!

Take my Delta brothers and me.

Why, we've run with the bulls.

Shot game from hot air balloons.

Killed a great white.

We've done it all.

Ah, therein lies the problem.

After all, what do the rajahs do when there are no more tigers to hunt?

I'm sure you'll think of something, Warren.

Dollar for dollar, that has to be the dullest man in Gotham City.

It should be obvious even to you, Rebecca.

That dress is not appropriate attire.

Oh, Father, you just don't quit, do you?

Sheldon, nice to see you here.

The pleasure's all ours, Bruce.

Rebecca and I wouldn't have missed it for the world.

- Isn't that right, dear? - Right.

Excuse me.

Children.

I thought you'd never finish that stupid game.

Careful, darling, Pater is watching.

He's always watching.

If you think he's mad now, wait until he gets this month's credit card bill.

And how much did that little frock set Daddums back?

Five thousand.

I'd say it was worth it.

I don't know how I'm gonna tell him.

Oh, Warren, you are a lifesaver.

It's only money.

With Daddy leaving town,

I should be able to slip this into his account, no problem.

Catch you in the pool.

Well, old man, I'd say that fluttering sound you hear

is your check sprouting wings and flying away.

Actually, I thought that daddy might be willing to reimburse me.

Ah, well, Ming was a boring dynasty anyway.

I don't know about this.

It's one thing to steal from strangers, but we know Fallbrook.

Yes, adds a bit of extra spice, doesn't it?

Hands up!

She said he'd be out of town.

Hello, police? This is Sheldon Fallbrook at the Gotham Park Towers.

I want to report...

That's where you belong, old man. At my feet.

Come on. The police will be here any minute.

- (CLEARING THROAT) - (SIREN WAILING)

(ON RADIO) All units, possible robbery in progress

at Gotham Park Towers, 28th floor residence.

I presume a good time was had by all?

Warren, it's him.

Have a little backbone, Army.

My turn.

He's hooked us!

- I can't shake him. - What do we do?

- Quick! Dump the money! - What?

Dump the money! Now!

Hey, free money!