Breaking Bad

What is this? It's blue.

We used a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure.

It may be blue, but it's the bomb.

Tight, tight, tight. Yeah.

Blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man, just keep bringing me that.

You're all right. We're gonna make a lot of money together.

Just remember who you're working for.

What did you say?

I'm just saying, they gotta know that they're working for you.

Like they don't already know that?

Are you saying that they're stupid?

No, I'm just saying.

Okay, so you're not saying that they're stupid?

So I don't understand. Are you saying that I'm stupid?

Is that it?

Is that what you're doing?

Tuco. Tuco.

Hey, why don't we all just relax, huh?

Heisenberg says relax.

I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm rela--

Damn, man! Look at that! Look!

Yeah, that's messed up.

Okay, Heisenberg. Next week.

Adjusting for inflation....

Good state college, adjusting for inflation...

...say, $45,000 a year.

Two kids, four years of college, $360,000.

Remaining mortgage on the home, 107,000.

Home equity line, 30,000. That's 137,000.

Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities...

...say, 2 grand a month.

I mean, that should put a dent in it, anyway.

Twenty-four K a year, provide for, say, 10 years.

That's $240,000. Plus 360, plus 137.

Seven thirty-seven.

Seven hundred and thirty-seven thousand. That's what I need.

That is what I need.

You and I both clear about 70 grand a week.

That's only 10 and half more weeks. Call it 11.

Eleven more drug deals, and always in a public place from now on.

It's doable. Definitely doable.

No, no. Stop, stop, stop.

Heisenberg!

What the hell? What's wrong with him?

What's the matter with you?

You can't take an ass-beating, bitch?

-Oh, damn, Tuco. -Shut up!

There's no pulse.

-Do something. -Do something?

He needs an ambulance. He needs a hospital.

Do something! You're smart, right?

Do that-- Do that thing.

No, there's not-- There's nothing.

Breathe into his mouth.

No, they don't teach that anymore. It doesn't work.

You, come here. Breathe into his mouth.

No.

Get rid of him.

Look, Tuco, we can't do him like that, man.

Buzzards and rats and all that.

I'm just saying, you know? It's not very Christian.

That sounds like arguing.

Gonzo, hurry up.

What's the big hurry?

Oh, I.... I just think we're done here.

Oh, yeah?

You're done.

Hey, I'm back here.

Hello?

Are already married--

Hello?

Thank you to our viewers--

Hey.

The crash happened as rush hour began around 8 a.m.

Walt?

Didn't you hear me?

Walt.

Walt.

-Hey. -Hey yourself.

What, you can't answer when I'm calling you?

Are you okay?

Great.

New hat?

Yeah.

I got some chicken at Albertson's.

Do you want me to heat some up for you?

But they can occasionally adapt to other local areas...

...like airports, golf courses--

Where've you been?

What is...?

What are you doing?

Okay.

You know what? I've got all this crap on my face.

Let me clean up first, okay?

You know, Walter Junior's gonna be home any minute, so....

Okay. Yeah, just....

Okay. Enough.

Hold up. Stop it.

Stop it!

I know you're scared...

...and you're angry and frustrated. And I know none of this is fair.

But you cannot take it out on me.

Hey, I'm home.

Oh, we are dead.

Dead, man.

Ruto or rute or however the hell you--

-This is conjecture. -This is conjecture?

-Conjecture isn't helping. -Conjecture--?

-We need to state the facts. -Okay, fine. Facts, then. Fact A:

My phone rang eight times last night. Dead air, hang ups every time.

Second fact: Like 3 in the morning...

...I saw that Caddy of his cruising my neighbourhood.

If he wanted to kill us, he would've at the junkyard.

What is that, conjecture?

Are you basing that on that he's got a normal, healthy brain or something?

Did you not see him beat a dude to death for, like, nothing?

And that way-- That way he just kept staring at us...

...saying, "You're done."

"You're done"?

You know what that means? I will tell you what that means.

That means exactly how it sounds, yo.

All right. We are witnesses. We are loose ends.

Right now, Tuco's thinking, "Yeah, hey...

...they cook good meth, but can I trust them?"

What happens when he decides "no"?

No.

It is him or us. You understand? It is him or us!

-How would you do it? -What do you mean, how?

Specifically, how would you do it? Step by step.

All right.

Say we set up one last sale.

This is providing he doesn't decide to waste us before then.

Every time we bring in a new batch, he always tests the product, right?

So as his head is down, you know, giving it a snort, just:

So three shots?

-Three shots or, I don't know, two. -Wait, is it two, or is it three?

-Two would probably work, I guess. -Okay, two shots.

Two in the chest, in the face?

I'm just trying to understand how this works.

Okay. All right, we'll put a pin in that.

But by now, the big guy, Gonzo...

-...he's probably coming at you, right? -Yeah.

-You turn toward him. -Yeah, just wheel on him--

How many shots for him? He's a big guy.

How many shots does that take?

-I don't know. Three shots. -Three shots.

Okay, Tuco and Gonzo. Two men down.

Now, is there anyone else there?

I mean, Tuco is usually with someone else, right?

Maybe even a couple of guys. His dealers, his posse.

All right.

So we'll put a pin in that one too.

At this point, how many shots fired?

You've gotta be running low. How many bullets does that gun take?

It's not--

How can you suggest that we kill a man...

...and you can't even open the gun?

-It's not that easy, is it? -Hey, man, Walt, you did it.

Yeah.

Call Skyler.

Hey, there. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr.

We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message.

Well, aren't you early bird, up and out already?

The big lug and I are gonna go try that new restaurant...

...over by UNM tonight...

...so let me know if you guys wanna hang.

Listen to me. "Hang."

Walt Jr. will be proud. I know the lingo.

I'm still hip.

It's Chinese. The restaurant.

I don't know, I just feel like Chinese.

Do you think that people in China ever just feel like American?

You know, and they go out and get little takeout boxes...

...with mashed potatoes and meat loaf...

...and try and figure out how to use the little knives and forks?

I wonder if that ever happens.

All right, I'll let you go. So call me.

Skyler didn't pick up?

Obviously she's not home.

Baby. Baby, wait up.

Hey, what was that about Chinese?

Dinner tonight. That new place.

-How late they serve? -I don't know.

You got Dave at 8.

-Not tonight. -Yeah, you do. Remember?

No, that's Thursday.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Thursday.

Remember how at the last minute they changed it?

They were gonna charge us a penalty.

Look, baby, you only got six more sessions.

And I'm doing them, Hank.

I said I would do them, and I'm doing them.

I can't help it if you got your days of the week wrong.

Look out. Sorry, Mr. Schrader.

Look, it's.... You know, it's just....

Oh, boy. I....

I think Dave is really helping you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Sorry about that.