70 Big Ones (70 Binladens)

Do you both live in the big house?

- Sometimes, - What about you?

Sometimes too,

Are my auntie and uncle very rich?

Tell me, Are they very rich?

Yes, kid,

Very rich,

Really, really rich?

Are they really, really good-looking too?

My mum is really, really pretty, although she's old,

She's the prettiest mum in the world,

She takes me to lots of places and lots of schools,

Are they my auntie and uncle?

Hi, Alba,

- Hi, - Hello, sweetie,

- You're so pretty, - Let's go,

Look, a little sheep,

"Binladen": Slang for a 500€ note,

Given that name because, just like the international terrorist,

"everyone talked about him, but no one had seen him",

So, 35,000€ equate to:

I need 35,000 like the air I breathe,

If I don't have it by tomorrow, I won't see my daughter in a long time,

I love my daughter Alba more than anything,

You must hear these stories all day,

but one more won't do any harm,

I guess you know what a foster home is,

It's one of those places where

the social services have taken my daughter,

"Until we find a home where she can grow up"

"in a suitable family environment,"

Which makes a single mother unsuitable,

though she works to death to earn pittance,

What can I do?

Provide a home and food or stay with her all day,

What would you do?

Well, the thing is,,,

one of those guys, apparently the one in charge,

gave me an alternative,

If I,,,

If I gave him an envelope with 35,000€ before Friday,

he would arrange to stop proceedings

and I'd get my daughter back,

He said, "There are always technicalities,"

I lied to my daughter, you know?

I told her she had to stay with some relatives she didn't know

whilst her mother sorted things out,

You're asking for the impossible,

Right now we aren't even granting loans to people earning over 1,500,

I have a guarantee,

The deeds to my parents' flat,

Whilst they were taking a nap in the lounge last Sunday,

I took them from their bedroom,

How come they're in your name?

If I were as old as my parents,

we wouldn't be talking right now,

It's quite simple, they couldn't get a loan

and I was doing well in those days,

Flats are the last thing savings banks want right now,

If you ever need to auction it off,

even if you sold it for half its value

it'd be a really good deal,

That flat is worth ten times more than the 35,000 I'm asking for,

I'm not saying it isn't,

I accept the risk of repossession,

I need the money now,

Besides, that won't happen, I'll find a job

and I'll pay off the loan,

You'd have to open an account first,

Just five euros will do,

I've got that,

Right, Pop in tomorrow,

we'll open the account and sign the loan documents,

I don't think you've understood,

When that guy said before Friday he meant first thing on Thursday,

Apparently at 10 a,m,

A copy of the records is sent to another department

and it's impossible to get rid of it then,

Tomorrow isn't the day for signing the loan,

I need to have the money, withdraw it and put it in an envelope,

I need to sign the loan today,

I saw the advert,

it says the loan is immediate,

It's ten past two,

We close in twenty minutes,

We have to open the account, photocopy and certify the copy of the deeds,

print and sign a pile of documents and send the transfer order

to head office in Zamudio,

That's the bad news,

The good news is, they close at 6 p,m, in Zamudio,

- That's all, Don Eusebio, - Thank you,

- Thanks to you, - Goodbye,

- See you, Eusebio, - Bye,

Yours isn't exactly our super holiday loan

but it's only fair to give you the gift,

Bag and toilet bag, both for ladies, of course,

I'll give you a hand,

Raquel Crespo Remetería,

ID number: 16 05 32 05 X,

Interest rate: 22%,

Installments: 60 months, Monthly fee: 967,

Too hot?

Sure, our air con is a bit temperamental,

- Nobody move! - The gun, here,

You, move!

You, brat!

Don't touch a single button or I'll blow your brains out!

Freeze! Don't move!

Everyone freeze,

The girl with the rest, right?

The girl with the rest, good, use your initiative,

Join the group, Move it!

You ladies, stand up,

Move over to the wall, slowly,

Come on,

Come on, move it,

That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it,

Come on, Your ass against the wall, woman,

God damn it, for fuck's sake, Hey you, fatso!

Move this table, You two!

- Get rid of this table! - Come on, over there,

- So we can see one another, - Come on,

Go back to your place, Not you, Come here,

- You're the manager, right? Come here, - Yes,

- How long left to open the safe? - What?

Time lock, The safe deposit, How long left?

- Ten minutes, - Ten minutes?

Plus five to clear it out, fifteen minutes,

- Sit on the floor, all of you, - Sit down,

Quarter of an hour, folks,

If everyone does as I say, and no one plays the hero,

we'll all be home in time for dessert,

Take the girl and do the rounds,

Stand up, girl,

- Get up, damn it! - Okay,

Come on, for fuck's sake,

Right, sit up,

Take it easy, mate, we're on time,

That one, get the cash and put it in here, Come on,

In the bag, Come on, come on,

Leave that, for fuck's sake, Get on with it,

- God damn it, why the hell,,, - No, no, no,

- Get it out, - What?

- Get your bloody phone out of your pocket! - It's my girlfriend,

- she's worried because I'm not home, - Are you the wimp here, or what?

Tell your girlfriend you've met up with two mates,

No, I'd better tell her about the holdup because,,,

So she'll believe you,

Right, all your phones, Come on,

Everyone! Put your phones in the bin,

Lift your head up so it bleeds, Come on,

Come on, Lift your head up!

Let it bleed, Come on, woman!

- The girl's phone, - I've got it,

Hold it, Over there,

- Very good, Perfect, - Get a move on,

Take it easy,

Calm down, madam,

Come on, move it,

Hey, watch it!

Right, keep an eye on these, Let's do it,

Put your hands up,

Get inside, for Christ's sake,

Over there, with the group, Move it,

It's more lively, Get a bloody move on!

What do I owe you?

Nine-fifty,

The baby squid was bloody good,

Take ten,

Thanks,

Go on, over there, Move,

Bloody hell!

Wait, wait, Let me think, let me think,

What the fuck do we do? Shit,

- Who the hell is ringing the bell? - I don't know,

You don't know?

For Christ's sake,

Right, let's see, Let's see,

- Hang on, - There's a fucking bloke out there,

We're in a mess, Okay, We've messed up again,

What? Are you out of your mind?

- What, mate? - Fucking hell, yes!

- He'll get fed up and go, - He won't!

I'll shoot myself, you'll be on your own,

You're manipulative, You're a toxic person,

Toxic? Toxic is the shrink who sent you crazy,

Look, hang on, please,

Look at the time, mate, It's 2,40 p,m,

We can open the fucking safe,

You watch these bastards, I'll fill the bag with notes,

In five minutes we're out like two electricians, damn it,

Like we planned, Come on,

Nothing has changed,

Two days,

Far away from here, You and me,

Drinking mojitos, getting high on whatever you want,

Shagging, mate,

- Shagging like monkeys, - Like bonobos,

Like the fucking bonobos on National Geographic,

- Right, let's do it, - That's my boy!