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(blood splattering)

You are the influence.

People hang on your every word.

When you walk, they follow.

You'll have them betting their kids' college fund

just to compete.

People don't want heroes and happy fucking endings.

They want something darker.

I'm talking Roman slaves versus the lions.

As long as there's a stream of these live feeds,

the viewers are fed.

5.45 billion people are active on the internet,

connected to each other across the globe via 532

underwater cables,

spanning 900,000

miles.

There are roughly 2.5 million people

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accessing online black markets.

With the rise of smartphones and other devices,

this traffic is bound to increase,

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From a studio in an undisclosed location,

we will exploit amplify their need to stay live.

Good day, my bloodthirsty friends.

I am Jenny Carnage, the Duchess of Doom,

bringing you yet another fantastic lineup

to stimulate

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appetite.

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Fish Hooks

versus

the cold

and deadly.

Loan Shark.

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(blows thudding)

Ooh!

(blows thudding)

Get up, mate! Get the fuck up!

I've got 2 1/2 large on this. Get the up now.

Come on, hit him!

Fucking pussy! You fucking move here!

I've got money on this, you bum!

- Are they seeing this? - What is he doing?

I take it you don't like what you're seeing?

Is it too tame?

Not enough blood and gore?

I'll tell them that you want more.

Now, what kind of fight do you want?

Nasty knives

or brutal baseball bats?

Okay. (Metal scraping)

Nasty knives it is.

(knives whooshing)

(Loan Shark moaning)

(Loan Shark grunting)

(flesh squelching)

(Loan Shark groaning)

(Loan Shark grunting)

(Loan Shark Grunting)

(flesh squelching)

That's enough carnage for one day, don't you think?

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Next tonight, updates on the notorious criminal,

Anthony Mortimer,

who was found dead earlier this week in London.

Police now believe that Anthony had recently

set up a business with a new partner,

and a dispute between the two men

could've led to his death.

Anthony Mortimer was one of Britain's

most notorious criminals.

Starting back in the 1990s,

he founded one of the largest organized crime groups, TMCG,

which operates in England and Europe,

and which allegedly also involves many other family members.

Estimated reports have credited the group

with a wealth of up to one billion pounds.

Anthony Mortimer is survived

by his only child, Rose Mortimer.

Rose has just been released from Bronzefield Prison

after serving an 18-month sentence

for involvement in a money-laundering scheme.

She denies working for her father's crime group.

She has been romantically linked to Alex Jansen,

the former Dutch MMA fighter,

who has a long history of working

as an enforcer for criminal cartels.

Alex Jansen is thought to be in hiding somewhere in Asia.

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I know who you are,

and I know what you did,

and you're not gonna get away with this.

Target acquired. Target acquired.

Target acquired.

Jesus fucking Christ!

Piss off!

Fuck you!

What was that?

Come on then. Just do it!

Oh no, love.

I'm just keeping an eye out for the boss.

I'll tell you what, though, we are enjoying watching you

doing your fucking cross-country marathon.

Who the hell do you think you are? Jessica Ennis?

Look at her! And she's off!

Rose Mortimer,

the daughter of the TMCG founder, Anthony Mortimer,

who was recently found dead in London,

is believed to be missing.

Rose, who was recently released from prison

after serving an 18-month sentence,

was last seen five days ago in West London.

A police investigation has started today.

Sorry, man.

Look where you're walking, huh?

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I hear you've been trying to find something,

something you think I've got.

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You will receive a notification

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Your fighting name is Poker Face.

We've installed a high-frequency chip

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We saw Loan Shark defend his honor against Fish Hooks

with a rather messy knife fight.

Did you win from your sins?

Did you gain from their pain?

Did you make a buck from their bad luck?

If so,

good for you.

If not,

better luck next time!

And that next time is coming up

right now. (Dramatic music)

Introducing a brand-new fighter,

the Flying Dutchman,

Poker Face,

versus.

Golden Nugget.

Five, four, three,

two,