Workaholics

English (HI) Subtitles. Workaholics S04E01 (720p) Orgazmo Birth - BrRip

- Dude, these EDM fests are insane, man.

Look at this, dude. We gotta go.

I say we give up our rock star lifestyles

and go straight electronic, dude.

- Uh, I don't know if I can sign off on that.

I got a bunch of unplugged albums

that I'm still spinning heavily.

The Alanis ones? Unreal.

- Wow. God, though, look at these neon titties.

They're blinding.

That's, like, exactly how I'd like to go blind.

If I were to. - Yes.

And I-I want you to go blind, trust me...

- Yes. - But, dude, 160 bucks a ticket?

- That's a crime. - Um, excuse me.

Is something wrong with y'all's modem?

Sound like an android Freaknik over here.

- Just because you don't like something

doesn't mean that it's bad.

And also, fuck you.

Everything that you like sucks. - That's really mean.

- Listen, Colleen's having another baby.

You understand? She driving me crazy right now.

I gotta get out this house. What y'all doing this weekend?

- Oh, not... not doing anything with you,

I wouldn't think. - No.

Probably just sitting at home,

wishing we were at this electronic music festival.

- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

- That sound like a good-ass time.

Count me in. Can I roll with y'all?

In what world

would we hang out with you on the weekends?

- Not Earth. - Uh-uh.

- - Listen.

Y'all don't understand what's going on.

She is farting all the time,

she's making me baby-proof stuff.

I gotta get out this house!

I'll do anything to get out this house!

I'll suck y'all dick to get out this house.

- Whoa. - Okay, all right.

You don't need to suck our dicks to go with us.

No, no, no.

It's because, you know, that's a thing from the '90s.

You just say, you know, "I'm gonna suck your dick,"

but you don't really mean that.

- Seems like you said it like you really wanted to.

Y'all "misconstruding"

everything I'm saying right now.

I'ma get the tickets and whatever y'all need.

Just let me go with y'all.

- Yes. Fine. - Yeah, yeah.

That would actually be cool. That would be awesome.

- Just don't suck our dicks, please.

- Okay, yes... Wait, actually, one thing.

Bill and Waymond are going car shopping.

They're trying to get matching Nissans,

and they need my negotiating skills

at the dealership, you know?

- Cool story. Go buy those tickets.

- And keep our dicks out your mouth.

- Yeah. - I'll get the tickets.

Y'all cut them loose. That's the deal.

- Okay. - Okay. All right.

You're welcome. - Negotiating skills.

- We're going. - We're going.

- We're going! - You're going!

- We're going. - And you're going.

- Oh, oh, oh, oh! - Oh, oh.

Teach me how to do that.

- Oh. - It's just an energy ball.

- What is it? - It's an energy ball.

- Are you sure we can't come with to the DDT thing?

- Mm, yeah, I am sure about that

because you don't even know the name of it.

Because it's... you're an old dude.

- "DDT"? - He said, "DDT."

- I'd love to go to a DDT thing. - Oh, yeah.

- A festival. - It's a wrestling move.

- Yeah, it's a wrestling move. - SummerSlam's coming up.

- So you're... you're okay with it?

- We're straight. - All right.

Just Tez being Tez, you know?

We're just kind of, like, telling you,

but whatever. Sandwich time.

- Cool. - I'm gonna get a string cheese.

Ow, ow, ow, ow!

Are you sure you're okay?

- I said I'm fine! - Okay.

- I see, uh, ooh, MooTown Snackers.

- Nice. Mmm. - They still make those,

I guess. - Ooh.

- Oh! Did you hear that drop, dude?

Mm!

- I'm calling it "the Ders effect."

- Whoa. Cool. - Yeah.

- You're DJing. - Spinning.

And guess what my DJ name is.

DJ Ango. What?

- Very cool. Cool, yeah.

- Right? - I don't... I don't get it,

but I'm pumped that you're pumped.

I'm pumped about that.

DJ Ango.

Django. Jamie Foxx.

I still don't understand,

but, honestly, let's get real for a second.

What are we thinking? That's pretty sick and gnar.

- Yeah. - Right?

- Hair. - Yeah, well, it's...

it does... and you know... yes, it is hairy,

but I'm harvesting energy,

and I'm storing it here in my core.

- Oh, okay. Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause I have, like,

a dance body, right? - Yeah.

- But I need to maintain the core,

so I don't hurt myself out there on the raver floor

because it gets pretty wild, man.

- Yeah. - It gets wild,

'cause all this energy's tossing around.

You're gonna throw it over here, and you gotta catch it.

And you swallow it like a little seed,

and now it's in your belly.

Now it's in your belly, and then you just... uhh!

And you blossom with all the energy,

like a little flower.

Hopefully, girls will sniff that energy flower, you know?

- They'll... they will. - Ooh!

- Someone at the... - Yeah!

All right, man. I think that's Karl.

He's bringing some party supplies

for the festiv-lay. - Yes!

- Way cool. - Whoo!

Energy.

- What is that? - It's an energy thing.

- Oh, that's more energy. - Yes, energy.

- It's a total energy thing, man.

- Cool. - What's up, dook?

- Ew, you smell. - Thank you.

- Hey, man, where's your ex-girlfriend?

Molly?

- What? No. I don't know a Molly.

- I think he's talking about Molly, the drug.

It's like ecstasy... - Yeah.

- But it's, like, different somehow, no one knows.

No, I think I know Blake

a little bit better than you, Adam,

and I think he's talking about a chick named Molly, right?

- Oh, no, I'm talking about the drug.

I want drugs. Give 'em to me.

That's what you're here for, bud.

- Yeah, of course I have that Molly.

Right here, man. - All right. Give me, give me.

- So you're going to a rave, huh?

- You cannot join us, though.

- All right, look, if you want the Molly, okay,

then you need to chant the Raver's Prayer with me.

Okay, ready? And here we go.

We are one massive tribal village...

say it with me.

That transcends manmade law... - Dude, come on.

- Can I just, um... can I just get the stuff?

I'll give you this popsicle, man.

Your... your dead eye has been looking at it the whole time.

- Yeah, I feel... I feel like that's a good deal.

- Yeah, all right. Cool. - There you go.

Let me get that. - And there you go.

Come on. La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

There you go, you dirty bitch.

- Molly. - Molly!

- Hit us with the Ders effect.

- Wassup? - Where y'all been?

I called y'all 15 times. Did you get my voice mails?

And why do you look like gay Predator?

Do voice mails still exist?

You are old, dude.

Ah, plus I'd never give you my real number

because I hate you as a person.

Where are the tickets? - Yeah.

- Man, Colleen got me sticking around this baby shower, okay?

I told her this is girl stuff,

but she almost came out the bag on me.

- Okay, well, how far along are we in this baby process?

Can we maybe... - Can we abort the baby?

- Let's just... we'll bring you back a glow stick, okay?

We'll see you around. - You know what?

Quite frankly, this might work out better for us.

Get the tickets, keep it to the three amigos.

- Oh, I like that. - Energy.

- The tickets are under "Walker" at will call.

If I don't go, none of us are getting in.

- That is why I think we should keep it

the four amigos, right?

- Yeah. - The four of us together.

- Yeah, get in. - Get in here.

- This is an energy thing we're doing...

No, y'all don't get it, man.

Colleen going crazy over this child.