Jealousy Game (ジェラシー・ゲーム)

- Haruko! - Yes.

- Haruko. - What?

Come.

What?

Run! Run!

Run?

I'm back.

Imagine all our friends who called home and heard our message

- on the answering machine. - They must have been surprised.

The waitress was definitely surprised.

"What? The boss and you were married?" she said.

"How romantic," she said.

- What's wrong? - What?

- You're not talking. - I'm fine.

Are you?

Let's go.

Ready?

- Your honeymoon? - No, a trip before we get married.

Well, there's no marriage in sight.

- Can we go? - Sure, drive safely.

- May I see your license? - Sure.

- Where are you headed? - Sapporo.

- On your honeymoon? - Yes, you guessed right.

There's been a few accidents, so please drive carefully.

Hang on, geezer.

Welcome.

You're going to ride like that?

- Coffee please. - Sure.

There.

- What is this? - Oops, I forgot we had filters.

You just had to ask. I could've done it.

You're right about that.

You hardly ever talk.

I guess that's true.

You didn't even take my brand of cigarettes.

Why did you say "Run! Run!"?

What?

Something you said this morning. "Run!" and "I'm back."

- I didn't say that. - You did!

Really?

We've been married 10 years, and you've never said that before.

You said it to that man too?

You're still thinking about him, though you promised me to stop.

We agreed not to talk about that.

Was it that good with that young buck?

How many times do I have to apologize?

Can't we just enjoy our trip to Hokkaido?

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Just leave me here!

I'm tired of riding on that seat.

How will you get to Sapporo then?

I'll surely find a ride.

What's wrong? You're on your own?

- He left me. - What do you mean, he left you?

- Are you on your own? - She'll join me later.

You need a ride?

The helmet smells of perfume.

- Why did he leave you? - He's an idiot.

- That's awful. - How about your wife?

- Hold on tight. - Okay.

Thank you, sir, drive safely.

I'm done.

- You had to squat? - Well, obviously.

- Women often used to pee standing. - No way.

I saw them.

- If I stood it would be messy. - How messy?

- All over. - Well, okay.

It sprinkles all over.

Women were even giving birth standing.

Let's go.

Welcome.

What shall we have?

- Let's go. - Alright.

What do you want?

What do you want to eat?

I'll never understand women. When she's with me,

she tells me I'm the only one in the world.

And if I go out with my friends, she immediately wants to break up.

- Were you always fair with her? - Not always, but I love her.

So you love her.

- You never did anything wrong? - I can't say I never did.

Young people are so confused nowadays.

We thought a little trip would do us good.

He knows how to talk to me.

"You're the only one I love. No woman compares to you."

I took my revenge...

I flirted with one of his buddies.

He forbade me to do what he does.

- But he slept with Aiko. - Aiko?

My friend. Well, she was, before we fought.

But Aiko has a boyfriend.

It seems love is hard for you young folks.

You mean it's easier for your generation.

- It's not like... - You guys had a fight?

That's a matter for grown-ups.

Beware, he's gonna be all over her. - No way.

Your wife never cheated on you?

- Finish your food. - So, she did.

Let's go.

I think I don't care anymore.

I was about to leave him for a younger man.

I was trading a man in his 40's for one in his 30's.

- And there's a deadline on couples. - A deadline?

- The original fire dies down. - Is that how couples work?

We thought a trip would rekindle our love.

But we're back to fighting.

It's hard to maintain a relationship.

- It's all new to you? - Well, I'm learning as I go.

What do young people have in mind?

What do you care? It's a fun situation.

Where's your boyfriend now?

How should I know? You're worried about your wife.

Mind your own business. Here's your sleeping bag.

Get in there.

- That's a double bag. - You seem to know.

- I used to be a girl scout. - Respect the curfew then.

I hate rules.

I'm undressing.

Alright.

Switching off.

Say...

It's warmer to share one bag.

What?

Okay?

Say...

Don't you want me?

I'm asking you if you want me.

- Enough of that. - Why's that?

You fear your wife.

Enough with "your wife this, your wife that..."

So why do you ignore me?

- Why should I do it? - Because doing it is fun.

Depends who you do it with.

- I'm not good enough? - It's a hassle.

It's too much hassle with a young woman.

You're getting on my nerves.

Hold me.

- Mrs. Haruko. - What?

It's too bad, they had only one room left.

Sorry about that.

You don't want to be served breakfast?

We're not having breakfast here.

- Is that okay? - Yes, it's fine.

Alright, please enjoy the room.

Let's sleep.

- Say, Haruko... - No way.

No, sorry. What?

Are they sleeping together too?

I don't know.

If we ended up together, they probably did too.

Probably.

Is he a gentleman?

She wouldn't offer much resistance.

And he's gonna be all over her.

But you told me he didn't cheat on you.

Well, it happened once or twice.

Say, Mrs. Haruko, maybe we're missing our chance.

There is no "chance".

They say one should seize ones chances and enjoy life.

- I'll pass on that chance. - Don't talk like that.

No, don't...

No... Eiji, don't.

No.

Please, don't.

Eiji, don't.

Please.

You can't just decide to wash my stuff.

Sorry, I obsess over cleanliness.

This is amazing.

Am I overdoing it?

Wouldn't I be a good wife?

For you, I mean.

There.

Eiji, the sun is up now.

You're coming again?

Please, it's enough now.

Please, Eiji.

They're here.

Hey, lady, don't you think your position is awkward?

- You are in the awkward position. - But he's a great lover.

Girl, you can keep that used merchandise.

And you can keep Mr. Little Dick there.

Surely a lady like you needs more.

Well, he's real cute, and he kept me up all night.

Isn't that great, Eiji? Guess you like them overripe too.

You have it real nice too. That gypsy life with all the bugs.

He even proposed to me. Our trip was supposed to seal it.

Did you see how he just ignored me? It's like he doesn't care either way.

I'm fine with you anyway.

Why don't you drop that cheeky grandma?

What's Eiji doing with that old broad?

They really got on my nerves.

She sure had a lot to say.

Although she was begging to get married.

She had it all coming.

How does she dare, that flat chested bitch!

- So you slept with him. - You did it too.

- Wait! - You didn't hesitate a second!