Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama

Hey, baby what a pair.

You got it all.

- Jesus, he's gonna be going to the bathroom any minute now.

Take a hike, Jimmie.

- Just watch out for the staples, man.

- Ha ha, advice from the fat Don Juan.

- Hey, at least I've had more than a magazine, dude.

Yeah, yeah I've seen her.

A real K-9 cutie.

What does that mean?

- Hey, at least I don't pick up my girls from the dog pound.

Jerk off!

Hey come on, you gonna give me

one of those brews or what?

No way.

- Oh come on, you're gonna suck them all up by yourself?

Sure, why not, they're mine.

Come on, let me have one.

What's it worth to you?

- Well, I know where the Tri Delta sorority's

having their initiation tonight.

Yeah, Felt-a-Delta?

- And you just might be able to watch.

I think that's worth a brewski or two.

- You better not be jerking me around, dude.

- Hey, it's all true, I heard it starts at midnight.

And I've got the perfect window to watch.

What are they gonna do?

- I don't know, but Babs Peterson's in charge.

And you know she's gonna have them bending over.

I'd like to bend her over!

You and me both.

- This is gonna be great, man, let's go.

- Calm down, I said it starts at midnight.

- So, I got out the peanut butter,

pulled out my gentile miss and did the deed.

- Babs, do I have to wear this hood?

Yes.

But why?

I mean really,

it's gonna make an absolute mess out of my hair.

Your hair is already a mess.

It's part of the ritual, come on you know that.

- Ritual huh, you make it sound like

we're devil worshipers or something.

Well, maybe we are.

Come on, Babs.

This robe.

It itches something awful.

I can't imagine what it's doing to my skin.

I don't see why we have to wear these things

for some stupid initiation ceremony.

- Rhonda, how many times do I have to tell you?

It's a tradition, all right?

The women at Tri Delta have worn these ropes for years.

Besides, it's gonna put fear

in the hearts of our initiates.

I think you just like paddling girls' fannies.

- Yeah, we'll just have to call her Babs the Dominatrix.

For sure, a pain freak.

- You guys, it's a tradition, come on.

- You like it too much for it to be just a tradition.

- Really, what gives with you Babs?

- Honey, it's better to give than receive.

Right?

Oooh.

Hey Calvin.

You want in on this?

Calvin?

Hey, Calvin?

- What the heck are you guys doing?

You want to go?

Go where?

- To the Felt-a-Delta initiation.

- No thanks, I'm watching a movie.

Jeez, what a dork.

I can't believe this man,

the guy's finally turned himself into a vegetable.

We gotta save him.

What are you doing?

I'm checking for a pulse.

- Come on, you can watch this crap any time.

We got something better.

Not likely.

- What's the matter, don't you want to see

some cute babe's butt up in the air while Babs whacks on it?

- Oh oh, sounds really enticing, Jimmie, really it does,

really does, oh boy.

- Last year there was this girl with great boobs.

And Babs makes her wear a bra full of worms.

And then do push-ups, deep push-ups.

That's disgusting.

- You're sitting there watching zombies eating people.

That's disgusting, man.

- It's not a zombie, it's a succubus.

And anyway it's just a movie.

- So, this is real life, it'll be great.

- Look guys, sadomasochism just doesn't appeal to me.

It's naked girls.

- Well, that appeals to me, yeah.

Glad to hear it.

Give him a beer, it can only help.

Um.

It'll put hair on your chest, man, don't worry.

Mmm, mmm.

Hey guys.

Uh.

Wow.

God, you're such a goob, come on.

What are we doing here?

We're joining a sorority.

Thanks for clearing that up.

I mean why are we putting up with this?

- You want to get somewhere in this college, don't you?

This is the sorority to join.

So what?

Who said humiliation is the only way to join a sorority?

- I think it's supposed to build character

and create a bond of sisterhood.

- I think it's institutionalized sadism.

- Initiates were not given permission to speak.

That infraction will require punishment.

Assume the position!

What is your problem, retard?

- I can't believe it, he's drunk on one beer.

- I'm not drunk. - Shut up.

Quiet.

- Look at that. - Now, this is it, this is it.

- Initiates, are you prepared to enter

the Tri Delta sorority?

- Yes. - I hope so.

Then let us begin.

Amazing.

It's fantastic.

Wow, what channel is this?

It's not TV, jerk.

- We've got to get a better view.

I don't want to leave here.

Inside.

We'll go around the back, come on.

- Wait for the commercial. - It's not TV!

Shhh!

He's drunk on a can of beer.

- I think it's time for whipped cream delight.

Whipped cream?

That oughta cool them off.

- Okay, up to the shower, then cleanup.

And then we'll have the last part of the initiation.

Bye, girls.

Rhonda, come here.

I think I'll be deciding the final part of the initiation,

you understand?

- This robe is murder, I feel like I've been initiated.

Will you just just look at my hair, huh?

So what's with the scare tactics, Babs?

You sounded pretty evil back there.

- I'll say, didn't you get enough of your jollies

with your paddle?

I mean, they took more than we ever got.

Honey, I haven't begun.

Whoo, look out!

You know, you really should consider prison work, babe.

Brutal Babs, the Wicked Warden.

- What do you think Babs has planned for us?

I don't know.

I didn't like the sound of her voice.

Oooh, she gives me the creeps.

- I don't mind the whipped cream,

but I'm not gonna giver her another chance

to whack me around.

We have to do what she wants

or we won't get into the sorority.

- I'm not putting up with any more torture from Babs.

No sorority's worth that.

Look.

We'll stick around and see what she has planned.

It might not be so bad.

Okay.

Busted.

What am I gonna do with the three of you?

- We've taken up enough of your time, we'll just be going.

Shut up and sit down!

You know, I could kill you all.

It'd be very easy.

We'd claim self-defense.