Knight Rider

Who are you, anyway?

I'm Norman Baines. What's in the sack?

All right.

36 Fairview Road.

Boy, this place looks really familiar.

Nah.

Well, then I'll have to put a curse on you.

Michael, look out.

Knight Rider, a shadowy flight...

into the dangerous world of a man...

who does not exist.

Michael Knight, a young loner...

on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent...

the helpless, the powerless...

in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

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Would you please keep it down?

At least until you get to the party.

And Halloween's still two days away.

##[80's music continues playing]

Who's there?

Michael.

Happy new apartment!

They're beautiful.

They smell great. Take my word for it.

Check this place out!

Now if I can find a vase.

The only one I've unpacked I'm using for a juice pitcher.

No problem.

Okay, let's see...

Vase...

This should fit in great with your decorating scheme.

How you doing, sweetheart?

Physically, I'm feeling better.

Emotionally, I'm really glad you came by.

Are you all right?

Devon told me.

And you think I'm losing my mind, don't you?

I mean, that's why you're being so nice to me.

Ouch.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean that, I...

I just can't get the image of that girl out of my mind.

Bonnie, that is why I'm here.

Now, where did it happen?

Apartment 302.

302, all right.

I'm going with you. I suggest you bring your tissues.

Would you kindly get that black furball off my roof?

Voodoo is my familiar.

And he helps me with all my magic.

Then see if he'll help you make him disappear.

Thank you.

Hello?

What? Michael, there was furniture here.

There were wall hangings. There was a bar setup. There was...

There was a lamp. She knocked it over when she fell. I saw it!

Bonnie, are you sure this is the right apartment?

I'm positive.

That's my apartment diagonally across.

It's a clear view. Bonnie, it was dark, and with the fever...

I saw it.

Hey, hey. It's okay. It's just a cross-draft.

Come on, let's get back to your apartment.

You're not quitting on me?

You know me better than that.

Now, where was that party?

104.

Michael... I know. A black gorilla suit. Gotcha.

Hi, my name is Michael Knight.

I understand there was a party here last night.

Party? Now where did you ever hear that?

The Great Pumpkin told me.

Can I come in?

Well, any friend of the Great Pumpkin's is a friend of mine.

As you can see, it was just an intimate affair.

Yeah, for like, maybe six or seven of your closest friends.

Yes.

Well, what can I do for you?

I got a friend who just moved into this building.

Last night she thought she saw something very strange.

Did you have any trouble here?

You mean like running out of ice?

No, I mean like a gorilla going ape.

Maybe even hurting somebody.

Well.

Let me see.

We had at least a dozen Boy Georges...

a couple of breakdancing mummies...

and one John DeLorean.

But no one came dressed as a gorilla. That I'd remember.

Because I like hairy men.

That's either rave reviews for the party or my landlord asking me to move.

If you'll excuse me.

Yeah, thanks for the help, I'll find the door.

Hello?

Larry? Yes, I had a ball, too.

It's a dream!

I think she means "nightmare".

Michael, if she's trick-or-treating, tell her she's a day early.

It's exactly what we need for the Witches' and Warlocks' Ball.

My name is Esmeralda.

And I'm the top witch of the Northern Hemi.

You wouldn't, by any chance, be a warlock, would you?

I don't think so.

Pity.

It's so difficult to find a good warlock these days.

Have you tried Warlocks Anonymous?

Well, are you going to let me have him for my witch-mobile tomorrow night or not?

Witch-mobile?

I'm sorry, but I think he has other commitments.

Well, then I'll have to put a curse on you.

One that you will never forget.

Come, Voodoo...

we must take our newts out of the oven.

If you ask me, Michael, she has newts in her belfry.

Let's hope they stay there.

Run this through your analyzer, will you, partner?

It's hair from a real gorilla.

Why did Bonnie have to choose one of those singles' buildings?

Relax. This monkey probably hasn't peeled any bananas lately.

You know, KITT, there can't be too many places that rent out real gorilla-hair suits.

Check it out, will you, pal?

Right away.

302, right, pal?

Exactly.

Please don't hurt me.

Hurt you? You almost potted me into the pavement.

I was just putting flowers in that planter and...

And it fell over by itself, huh?

Come on, you can do better than that. No. No, no.

I bumped it, but it was an accident.

Why would I want to hurt you?

You tell me.

Who are you, anyway?

I'm Norman, Norman Baines. I'm custodian of this building.

You're a friend of Bonnie Barstow's, aren't you?

How did you know that?

I saw you bring her some flowers.

I hope she'll be happy here.

Yeah, so do I.

How long has this apartment been vacant?

Three, maybe four months.

Which is it, three or four? Four.

Who wants to know?

My name is Michael Knight.

Excuse me, I didn't catch your name.

Grant.

This is my building, are you interested in renting?

Somebody told me that this was a furnished apartment.

Well, someone told you wrong...

the furnished apartments are in the other wing.

Well?

I'll get back to you.

Lobby.

Garage.

Laundry room.

Michael!

The girl from last night, she's floating in my bathtub!

She's dead, isn't she, Michael?

Bonnie, look.

I heard the water running. She was there, she was right there!

Michael, am I going crazy?

No, Bonnie, but somebody sure wants you to think you are.

Take it easy, okay?

I'm gonna find out who's doing this to you.

I promise you, I'm gonna find out who and why.

Are you all right? Your pulse and respiration are racing.

I'm fine.

Just a little too much Halloween in here.

KITT, is this the genuine article?

A perfect match.

Well, what do you know?

Looks like we just rented ourselves a gorilla suit.

Oh, good, you found one.

You'll make a great King Kong. Denise, I need to talk to you.

Well, come on in. Do you like Brie or Gouda?

Cut the tap dance, Denise. You lied to me.