Yoroï

You're not going anywhere, you're done, you suck.

You've lost it, you're all talk.

You're not who you claim to be, you're boujie.

Hey! My cousin's a rapper! Can you take a picture with my aunt?

Do you believe in the brain's power of projection?

What do you mean?

When I was, like, 12 or 13,

before falling asleep,

I'd imagine that when I'd wake up, I'd be a great singer.

Like, I'd have long hair, I would be on stage.

And what's crazy is, it came true.

And what's even crazier...

is I don't care anymore.

So you didn't like tonight?

I did, it was cool.

It was incredible, even.

But once it's over,

all that's left is responsibilities, hassles, criticism... People.

Do what you did when you were 12.

Project yourself into another dream.

-Ah, there it is. -Yeah.

Excuse me. Where is "Ume Street", please?

Oh... Ah, first, turn right past the rice fields,

then take the next left.

Go about 800 meters

and turn right at the second corner. You’ll see a bridge.

-Yes. -Cross it, turn left,

and keep going for about two kilometers. You’ll come out onto that road.

Thank you very much.

I didn't understand a word he said.

Take a left after the rice fields.

Don't you want to look at the GPS?

No, I don't want to turn my phone back on.

It's good like this. It's more romantic.

We get lost,

we take six hours instead of one.

It's more of an adventure.

It's crazy that you can buy houses on TikTok.

I hope it looks the same as in the videos.

Unlike the hot girls of TikTok.

- Do you have the keys? - You do, no?

Damn, I forgot the keys in Paris.

Wait, I have an idea.

Crazy!

Hello.

Hello.

- Are you the new neighbor? -Nice to meet you.

-What do you think of the house? - It's...

What is it?

Oh no, you don't like it.

It's just less exotic for me than for you.

It's like visiting a Norman house.

I know you, if you don't say anything, you're not excited.

I think...

it's perfect.

I was freaking out.

-I thought we were going back to Paris! -No!

-I'm relieved. -

Wait.

-You OK? -Yeah.

Is it a well?

It looks really deep.

I didn't hear a splash.

We'll cover it before someone falls in.

By "someone", I mean you.

So I fall into wells all the time?

I'll cover it.

Look, baby, it's for you.

-What is it? -They're little hearts.

Take a look.

-Your plushie! -Yeah.

He's going to grow with it too.

You know what would make me happy?

Like, now?

-Pregnant and all? -It's OK, it won't hurt.

Yeah.

-Why are you running away? Stop it. -But I'm scared!

It's normal to be afraid, but you still have to fight back.

But I'm afraid I'll hurt you.

You're overthinking.

Timer: two minutes

Last round.

I'm carbo...

nara.

You're always up for cultural appropriation,

but when you have to be a samurai, not so much.

I don't nag you when you use a fork.

If you manage to take me down or touch my face three times,

-you can ask me anything you want. -Hot!

What if I can't?

You turn your phone back on. So, easy?

-Go ahead. -OK.

Of course, you still can't touch my belly!

-That's one hit. -Two more!

-Don't hurt me! -What?

It hurts!

I touched you!

Barely!

You'll see. Sutemi!

Know why your sutemi, your projection, failed?

Sutemi means "sacrifice". You must be ready to sacrifice yourself.

I don't give a fuck.

- -

That's a side kick.

It felt more like an ax kick.

Do you think he does taekwondo?

I hope not.

Why not? Taekwondo's cool.

I didn't say it wasn't.

I'd just rather he'll do something else.

Something else, like...

Not following his mom in her path of fighting?

No, but if he wants to fight, he has got to hit for real.

As long as he doesn't rap, everything is fine by me.

Imagine he raps and sucks at it.

-The anguish. - Oh no!

Imagine if he does slam poetry.

I think you offended him.

Little baby, don't be offended, you can do whatever you want in life.

I've never been happier, I think.

I love you.

I love you too, my little babies.

-I'm beat, I'm going to bed. -Yeah.

Enjoy, because after, you'll never sleep again.

-So true! Ah! -

-Good night. -Good night.

-I'll stay here. -OK.

And don't forget to turn your phone back on.

- -

Crap.

Dumbass.

Fuck around and find out.

Why are you so stupid? Now you've hit rock bottom.

Say hello to the mayor.

She better not drink!

You've forgotten your old friends!

You had it coming.

He's so bad it hurts!

You're coming to the afterparty?

What are you doing?

When will we do our feat? You scared?

You see, it's your fault. What a moron. You're ridiculous.

Honey?

Honey?

- Where are you? - Here.

In the well.