My Adventures with Superman

Pay attention, motorist!

Look both ways before crossing a street.

Whoa!

These, do not belong to you!

- Heh? - No.

It's time to let these people go.

Guys... I don't think...

Let's get out of here!

Oh, that's uh...

one way to do it. Good job, Kara.

Whoo!

Look around, kids.

Soon, this Superfest will be alive!

With the kind of Super energy only Super-fans can provide.

Oh! I am also excited.

I am ready to astonish the public

with my feats of strength!

And, I will also encourage people to call me...

Power Woman!

Good luck with that.

How will you spend the day, Kal-El?

Well, after I introduce you to your public,

I'm going to enjoy the con,

as mild-mannered attendee, Clark Kent.

Kara, may I have that small box, please?

Oh, it is my pleasure, Jimmy Flamebird.

And, I'm gonna make sure we all stay connected...

...with these.

Flamebird watches?

Custom bird watches that let us radio Superman

for help anytime, anywhere.

Jimmy, are these really necessary?

My dear Lois,

when have we been to a gala, an event, or conference

that didn't get attacked by super-villains?

They're definitely necessary.

Oh I am most thankful

for this token of your affection, Jimmy.

Oh, no, no.

These are for all my...

closest, yet platonic friends!

Hey! You have a real shot with Kara

and you are blowing it!

Lois, I will call Clark.

I get it, she's Supergirl and you're...

- ...well. - Thanks.

But she cares about you and you're going to hurt her.

Listen, I'm not gonna trap Kara in a relationship with me

when we both know it won't last.

Nobody knows that!

Kara spent her whole life in a cage,

she deserves a real shot at what the world has to offer.

To find out what makes her happy.

And what if that's you, Jimmy.

Look, I have this under control.

No one's feelings will be hurt.

No relationships will be complicated.

Everything is fine the way it is.

- But Jimmy... - Hey, look! We're here.

Oh, gosh, he just never listens to me, but okay.

"Flamebird presents, Superman's Pal, Jimmy Olsen "?

Yep! Action-packed comics inspired by true events.

The Birdwatchers will love 'em.

Uh, a lot of creative license here, Jimmy.

That's what sells, Clark.

As you know, I have grown accustomed

to a certain lifestyle,

and this is gonna put me back on top!

There's always money in comics!

Today's gonna be great!

Jimmy, I'm the villain!

Why am I the villain in this comic?

And what's with the teeth?

It's just marketing, Lois.

Everybody likes a enemies-to-lovers story.

And our metrics show that Superman's girl-frenemy:

Lois Lane will be a surefire hit!

I shouldn't even be here today.

Why do I have to write a puff piece on Superfest

when there are real stories to tackle?

Nonsense, Lois Lane.

Cat Grant, Daily Planet.

- We know who you are. - We work with you, Cat.

Oh, darling.

I begged Perry to assign you this convention beat.

What? Why?

The name "Lois Lane" means something.

My dear, no one knows Superman like you do.

You'll find a story, just like you always do.

Well, let's see what's out here.

That could be a story.

Come on, Clark.

Aw, Lois.

Look at this tractor.

It's just like the one on the farm.

Ha, that's great, Clark,

but we don't have time for miniatures, right now.

My story's getting away.

You mean that kindly old man in the cabbie hat?

"Kindly old man"?

Do you have any idea who that is?

I dunno. Oh!

That's Winslow Schott.

A.K.A. The guy who tried to murder me

and my dad with an explosive teddy bear!

An explosive teddy bear, Clark!

He may look like an ordinary toy merchant

but he's up to something.

And I'm sure you'll figure it out, uh,

in the meantime, I have to go introduce the guest of honor.

Just don't do anything too, uh,

extreme, Lois.

Me?

Love your look, bro. Hey say, "Cheese."

Cheese?

I can arrange these

illustrated documents for you, Jimmy.

Uh, no, thanks. I'm... I'm good.

Then, teach me how to operate the Earth currency dispenser?

I can cover that, Kara.

Then, I will...

acquire hot dogs.

Uh...

Jimmy. Supergirl.

You two sure do spend a lot of time together.

Care to comment, lovebirds?

We're not lovebirds. We're not any kind of birds.

Maybe Flamebirds.

Know what, Kara? Let's do a couple, uh...

Two, single hot dogs.

Of course.

I know what you're thinking, Cat.

But you are wrong.

We're just two, single hot dogs.

Look, Jimmy Flamebird.

I brought our favorite characters from

Challengers of the Unknown.

Just like our couples' costume.

Do you remember? From Halloween?

I do.

- Uh? - Huh?

Nothing between you two, huh?

Jimmy, may I speak with you, candidly?

Sure. Absolutely.

You may not have noticed, but...

I feel romantic affection for you.

I want you to be my mate.

Uh, the way Kal-El and Lois are mates.

Kara, I care about you too.

But there's a whole world out there.

Clark. Kal-El,

had a chance to see that world

before becoming Lois' uh, mate.

And you haven't.

I do not understand, Jimmy.

What if there's something, someone, better for you?

Someone who could make you happier.

This is such an important decision about your future.

Are you sure you've seen enough to make it?

Are you...

Are you saying that...

All attendees.

The "Supergirl panel palooza" is about to begin in Hall S.

All right, Guest of Honor. Ready for your big debut?

Go, get 'em... Pal.

All right, remember, we do this quick, easy and quiet.

Nyet, boys.

Let us have some fun.

What are you doing? I said "quiet".

The last thing we need is fight with Superman.

To fight with Superman is exactly what I want.

If you want to be highest paid muscle in Metropolis,

and I do,

you must prove you can party with Man of Steel.

It is my pleasure to introduce your guest of honor,

and my cousin, Kara Zor-El,

Supergirl of Metropolis!

Supergirl!

- Yay! We love you. - Whoo!

All right, Birdwatchers, time for the main event.

Whoop, sorry to duck out, folks.

But, uh, duty calls.

What a "super" guy, right?

And how lucky are we to have you here, Supergirl?

I'm sure our adoring audience has questions for you, too.

So, for the first question, let's go to...

Me, Cat Grant.

Tell me, darling, what's your sign?

I'm told it is your letter "S".

Delightful! Next question...

Let's go to...

Oh, back to me.

What's your secret to such luminous, dewy skin?

I wash it.

Oh, you scamp!

To be youthful and carefree!

Guys, didn't we already do this today?

Huh?