06/05

PIM THE SAVIOR STOP RACISM

GREEN OFFENSIVE

Monday, May 6 Radio interview - 5:00 p. m.

Ayse?

Coming!

- I closed the window. It was drafty. - That's fine.

- When is your flight? -8:00 p. m.

But I have to buy some things, so I'll be going.

When will you be back?

That depends. If my brother can buy the land...

- Do you still speak Turkish? - I'll take a dictionary.

Will Wouter see you off?

I hope so. He said he would. I don't know. You never do.

- I have to go. - Okay.

- Thanks. - Be good. I'll be in touch.

Be nice to Mommy, darling.

- Give Volkert a kiss for me. - I will.

It's Wouter!

Hello, Miss Him.

Van Dam speaking,

It's Fortune, 5:00 p. m., Hilversum Studios.

Those are enormous sums of money,

Can I have your necktie, Pim?

No,

Why not?

Because Pim Fortuyn's a poor man,

I have to wear it again,

If I pay?

If you give me a nice smile, but I need it tonight,

MAY 6th

Hey.

Hey.

I shoot celebs for the gossip column these days.

Again?

- Yes. - Cigarette?

I quit.

Take a seat.

Nice. How are you?

Bad! Who wants to be in Hilversum?

Who doesn't? It all happens here.

- What? - The heart of Dutch showbiz.

You're better off in a whore's coffin than visiting here.

I wouldn't be seen dead here.

even the Queen can vote like that,

It's me.

- hey, princess! - You still love me?

- I do my best, - What did you say?

- Where are you? - I just left the airport.

- You still love me? - I do my best.

What gives these days?

What highbrow TV show employs me?

Right.

Sunny home. For the ratings.

And without a sugar daddy, I'm glad to be here.

I often wonder who to give a blow job to get out of this rut.

But I thank my lucky stars I'm here.

And you?

As a top photographer, I can't complain.

- I work for the NRC... - Sure!

...and earn as a paparazzi.

You're the vulture. I'm your prey.

You lead us on. That's why I'm here.

When I did amateur theater, I played in Pinter's Caretaker.

I played several layers.

- Existential loneliness. - Great.

Alienation, people's inability to make real contact.

And just when I had got through my premiere,

my father came and said:

"I didn't get it, but you've got a nice ass. "

Lots of men with moustaches. Why don't you have one?

I don't need it to kiss the world's softest lips.

That's very poetic,

That's me.

You bring out the best in me,

Would I fancy you as much if you were a terrorist?

- Sure. - I fear you're right.

I wish you were with Al-Qaeda,

Sure.

It's my mother.

It's my mother!

You used to be artistic.

These days, you pay the alimony and shut up.

No time for artistic bullshit.

You're a jerk.

Don't get you ass kicked someday.

- Hey, where are you? - Dudok Bar,

Will you be nice to me?

Nice? More than nice.

As long as that red light is on...

It was lovely to be here,

See you, beautiful.

- Have a nice day. - You too.

- Say hello for me, - enjoy!

Jim speaking.

I'm on your boat and can't take Mom.

- What's up? - I can't sleep at Hamid's.

I want to live here.

Calm down. I can't understand you.

Tell Mom I'll call her tomorrow, okay?

Moron!

Hello. Jim de Booy, NRC.

- Get lost. - I'm from the paper.

I'm with Donald Duck. Now, get lost.

Marian, was he stabbed or shot?

Six shots were heard,

Some reports suggest ten shots,

That's all we know here right now,

We're close to the spot where it happened,

- And the perpetrators? - he was on the air with Ruud de Wild,

he walked outside, got in the car and was shot,

That's the latest news,

Can you say anything about Pim Fortuyn's condition now?

or don't you know?

No one knows right now,

Pim Fortune was shot in hilversum at about 6:00 this evening,

Witnesses say he was hit by six bullets,

according to Radio 1,

Let's drink to that!

eyewitnesses say he was killed, but that hasn't been confirmed,

he was hit in the neck, chest, and head,

Dave Abspoel is on the spot,

I'm beside the entrance to Radio 3 FM,

Pim Fortune is lying about 100 feet from here,

he has wounds to the head, neck, and chest,

obviously, he's not conscious, and it looks as if he is dead,

Witnesses report several shots, It was like fireworks,

The ambulance staff is tending to him,

seeing how bad it is,

But it looks as if he's deceased,

Good evening, Pim Fortune is dead,

he was shot in hilversum after an interview on Radio 3,

Impossible in Holland, but it happened,

A campaigning politician shot dead,

his death hasn't been confirmed, but there can be no doubt,

I didn't expect it.

Bingo.

It all happened at about 6:00 p.m, at the radio studios,

A man wearing a baseball cap shot Fortune six times,

"Holland is proud that it doesn't think

one culture is better than another.

There is equality in an open society.

We want to keep xenophobes and racists at bay.

Having to remind a politician of that 60 years after the war is a disgrace. "

Good timing.

Are you okay?

I don't understand it.

What don't you understand?

I don't understand what happened.

What happened?

This country's greatest opposition leader was assassinated.

In Turkey, they do that more neatly.

Here, they smear someone until he has to die.

It's pretty effective.

Lots of people will celebrate tomorrow.

I don't understand that it happened.

They say Holland is sensible,

but in recent months, it's been hypocritical and hysterical.

I'm glad I can go back to Turkey. Are they all crazy?

They're believers with no God.

Those are the worst.

- Fortune was right-wing. - He was?

If Dutch tourists want to lie naked on a Turkish beach

despite local opposition,

is that right-wing?

He says Islam is backward. Are we backward?

He opposed the veil.

You don't wear a veil either.

Why not?

- You sound like a soldier. - I'm a soldier at heart.

I'm afraid of beards, and if you have any brains, you should be, too.

I'm shattered about what happened in this country today,

"Pity you didn't get a picture of the corpse! Any mood shots welcome. "

I know this father has no time for his daughter,

but I didn't realize I'd have to do it all alone,

What did Marije do to deserve you, Jim?

You don't care about her,

A daughter needs her father,

Where are you? jerk!

Marijke speaking.

What can I do?

I wish you were dead, that's all,

The swarms of Moroccan kids around her drive me mad.

It's time you took an interest in her, Jim.

You dumped me, but you're still her father.

- What's up with the Moroccans? - Now, listen to me!

You're so good at changing the subject! Stick to the point.

What about the Moroccans?

I did everything for you, Jim. Everything!

You were young, talented, promising.

Thank goodness you never loved me.

Stop whining. I loved you and still do.

Sometimes.

She has custody, doesn't she?

Don't do it.

I'm stuck with your kid every weekend.

I didn't complain once.

I don't want to meddle in your private quarrels, but leave my man alone.

You can keep him.

That's quite enough, isn't it?

- She sounds really dumb. - Great!