Dramebaaz Kalakaar

"Over-the-top dramatic artists."

You are so handsome.

Looks like your son once again got obsessed with becoming an actor.

Oh, my God.

My son will be as famous as Shah Rukh Khan.

I never do what I say.

What?

But I definitely do what I don't say.

Come here.

Are you drunk?

Who drinks to tolerate anyway?

I drink to breathe.

I'll make you breathe your last today!

I am not going to spare you! - Hey mister!

Life and death is in the hands of God.

Neither you nor can I change that.

It's okay. - You...

He's just a kid.

I am just a cute, sweet, cuddly kid.

And he will always remain a kid.

I am your father.

My name is Shahenshah!

Shahenshah?

What do you have that makes you a Shahenshah?

I am my mother.

Idiot. - Oh, my baby.

You act so well.

Mogambo is pleased.

Hey, are you going to stop this or should I make you stop?

Dad, once I make a commitment..

..then I don't even listen to my father.

Oh really?

Son, do you see this? - Yeah, yeah.

This hand weighs 2.5 kilos.

When it lands on someone..

..that person doesn't get up, he goes up.

What are you doing?

I am doomed.

Are you hurt? - No, I am just acting.

After all, I am an actor's father.

That's why I am just acting. Shut up.

Get lost.

Ouch.

For my millions...

For my billions fans.

"I smiled. She smiled."

This dog's bark sounds so human.

"I too raced my Bullet."

"I too raced..."

And he makes me hit the brakes again.

Hey tone-deaf, why are you troubling me so early in the morning?

I am not tone-deaf, you are.

Your voice makes the street dogs bark.

That too is a tone.

Dog barking tone, daddy.

If you don't believe me then see for yourself.

You too are using it.

I'll chop your tongue off.

Then you can sing as much as you want.

You won't stop singing and your mother won't stop doing fashion.

And you won't stop barking.

You should say everything to the face.

Mummy, from where did you get this man?

If I could, I would exchange him in a good exchange offer.

Son, he isn't a television which can be exchanged.

Unfortunately.

You just keep rehearsing.

You just wait and watch.

I will have your photo on my CD.

On that I will write, "To special thanks, Mummyji."

They don't print good photos these days.

Right. You are looking for heroines' photos.

Their photos get printed.

Hey mom, dad.

Listen... - There comes another idler.

No look... - Hmm?

What?

A cook, cooks. A driver, drives.

An idler, idles. And a dancer, dances.

Everyone do their jobs.

Does that get you eggplants?

I don't like eggplants.

Dad, you are mad.

You are right, son.

What do you mean?

Mummy, I had a dream today in which I was a great dancer.

Why don't you ever have proper dreams?

Mummy, I always dream about being a simple dancer.

Today for the first time I dreamed about being an amazing dancer.

Listen, you should get yourself treated.

Hmm.

Dad, this isn't an illness.

Dance is my passion.

It runs in my blood.

That's why you look more monkey than human.

Idler!

Get lost. - You are right.

He keeps blabbering. - Mummy?

Son, your dad is diabetic.

But I forgot to add sugar in my tea.

I'll go and add some sugar.

Old generation. Doesn't understand my talent.

Gudiya will watch her elder brother dance.

Yes.

Hey little sister. - Hello, big brother.

You will watch your big brother dance today.

I would have, but mother has not to watch useless things.

This is a limit. No one wants to see me dance.

Now Googly will watch my dance.

"Are you ready?"

"Everyone tells her welcome."

"They wish her good morning, every day."

"Everyone tells her welcome."

"They wish her good morning, every day."

"When she uses local make up and leaves her house..."

"Googly..."

"Googly Kaur!"

"Googly Kaur!"

"Branded jeans, branded heels, she is fully branded."

"She is very stylish, very romantic, she has a different standard."

"Branded jeans, branded heels, she is fully branded."

"She is very stylish, very romantic, she has a different standard."

"When she dances in Chandigarh, even Lahore praises it."

"Googly..."

"Googly Kaur!"

"Googly Kaur!"

"She rides a Bullet and boys gawk at her."

"Everyone wonders is she a local or a foreigner."

"She rides a Bullet and boys gawk at her."

"Everyone wonders is she a local or a foreigner."

"All the lover boys run after her."

"Googly..."

"Googly Kaur!"

"Googly Kaur!"

"Googly Kaur!"

"Googly Kaur!"

Hey, Pinky? - Yes, Chinky?

Look, Gary has uploaded his photo on Facebook.

Yes.

Like it.

Drive slowly, rickshaw puller.

Why are you speeding?

I want to hit the like button and I end up hitting the share button.

Forget it, he wouldn't know what like and share are on Facebook.

I know everything, madam.

Fine, whatever.

Look, Gary liked my photo.

Oh, my God. I had not even tagged him.

He must have done it by mistake.

He likes and comments on my photos.

Look, he has written "nice pic" "Amazing" for my picture.

And his favourite comment is, "mind blowing."

Oh really? - Yes.

I have 10 fake accounts.

What do you know? You keep blabbering.

Stop the rickshaw, our college is here.

Okay, madam.

Get down already.

How much do we owe you?

What are you saying, madam?

I don't need the money.

Just do me a small favour.

I'll send you a Facebook request, just accept it.

Oh great, now you too have a Facebook account?

Yes.

Do you even have a bank account?

And here you try to fit into Facebook.

Madam, I have 1130 friends.

I have many girlfriends too.

Damn you.

When do I come next?

Whenever we will need your Mercedes.

Oh my!

Damn you. I'll teach you a lesson.

Who is it?

What is wrong with you?

Can't you see?

Come on out. Get out.

Yes, what is it? - Oh no, nothing.

Brother, I was just saying that you should drive carefully, please.

Oh really?

I was careful otherwise your ride would have become junk.

I think you are mistaken.

This isn't junk, this is my life.

You were about to kill my life. - I am not a good to kill anyone.

'You look the part.'

Hello?

Hello, my darling.

I am your darling?

Who is this?

I... I am...

I am your lover.

You are my lover?

Have you lost your mind, you stupid?

You son of a gun.

Why did you call me?

Sorry, sorry, sir.

We just got a new telephone installed.

We thought we should do some time pass.

You are doing time pass?