South Park

# I'm going down to South Park #

# Gonna have myself a time #

# Friendly faces everywhere #

# Humble folks without temptation #

# Going down to South Park #

# Gonna leave my woes behind #

# Ample parking day or night #

# People spouting "howdy neighbor" #

# Headed on up to South Park #

# Gonna see if I can't unwind #

# Come on down to South Park #

# And meet some friends of mine ##

Students, quiet please, m'kay.

As you may or may not know,

today is Canada Appreciation Day.

Oh, God, I'm bored already!

M'kay, so we've been asked to show you a video

from the World Canadian Bureau.

Start the tape please.

Hello, I am Stephen Abootman,

Pwesident of the World Canadian Bureau.

Do you ever stop to think

how important Canada is to the world?

Right now, I would like all students of Canadian descent

in this school to stand up.

Just look at all these fine Canadians in your school.

See how diverse they are.

When you think of Canada,

what's the one thing that comes to mind?

Gayness!

That's right-- spirit.

What is it that makes Canada so important?

Nothing.

My fellow Canadians,

for too long we have been pooshed around and ridiculed!

Yesterday was supposed to be a day

of appreciation and understanding.

Instead,

Canada Appreciation Day

was mocked worldwide!

Nobody takes us Canadians seriously!

It's like the world doesn't respect Canada at all, eh?!

That's right.

And I think it's time for Canada to show the world

just how bad things would be without it!

Together we can send a message.

It's time for Canada to strike!

Did you say strike?

Yes, every Canadian join me!

Join together!

Canada on strike!

Canada on strike!

# Canada #

# Canadaa #

# Canadaaa #

# Canadaaaa #

# Canada on strike #

# Canada says no more #

# No more neglect we want respect #

# That's what we're striking for #

# All you bureaucrats and corporate cats #

# Can all just take a hike #

# It's Canada #

# On strike #

# Canada on strike #

# From Vancouver to St. Johns #

# We raise our middle fingers #

# For you all to sit upon #

# And with our fingers up your ass #

# You won't be very psyched #

# It's Canada #

# On strike #

# And we will not bow or budge #

# Our resolve is strong #

# We even took three hours #

# To rehearse this striking song #

# Canada on strike #

# No matter where you are #

# If you are Canadian #

# Then you've got to do your part #

# March out of the halls #

That's right, suck my Canadian balls.

# It's Canada #

# On strike #

# It's Canada #

# Canada Canada #

# On strike ##

Uh, when you say "Canada is on strike,"

what exactly do you mean?

What do you think it means?!

We're striking, buddy!

No more, that's it, until we get what we want!

Who exactly are you to authorize this strike?

I am Stephen Abootman, leader of the W.G.A.

The W.G.A.?

Yes, the World Canadian Bureau.

What exactly does Canada want?

We want more money.

Yeah, more money.

More money from where?

Just more money, you know?

Canada doesn't get enough money!

Other countries have lots of money!

We want-- we want some of that money!

How about the internet?

The internet makes lots of money!

So give us some of that money!

Yeah, give us internet money!

Mr. Abootman, you seem to

not understand how global economics works.

I think that--

Don't give me that fat-cat fancy lip-wiggling!

Are you gonna give Canada more money or not?!

I'm afraid we can't.

Then you leave Canada no choice.

The strike shall continue!

"Honk if you support Canada."

Hey, honey, watch this.

Oh, we're supporting unions!

That's right, we're a very progressive couple.

Yes!

Oh, that's fun!

Well, we've done our good deed for the week!

I think now I can make love to your anus

without making God angry.

Oh, really? Goody!

Guys, I'm really worried about my brother.

We don't care.

You should care!

This strike affects everybody, fat ass!

- Shh, shh, it's on! - Yippie!

It's the Terrance and Phillip Show.

Today's episode: "I Fart Huckabees."

Aw, this one again!

God, they've replayed this one like 80 times now!

Say, Phillip, I just bought this new hybrid car.

Oh, does it run on electricity?

No, it uses natural gas.

Natural gas!

Huh, it somehow loses its punch

after multiple viewings.

God damn it, when are they gonna air new

Terrance and Phillip shows?

There aren't gonna be new shows,

don't you get it?

Terrance and Phillip are Canadian.

We have to get Canada to end this strike!

It's not a big deal.

We can just watch American comedy.

You think that's bad?

Remember the time I sang "La Cucaracha"

for Paul McCartney?

No, no!

We are not resorting to that!

We want more, we want more!

One, two, three, four,

Canada deserves more... money!

One, two, three, four,

Canada deserves more...money!

Look, buddy, me and Phillip need to go home for a bit.

Go home?

You can't leave the picket line!

But this is taking too long and Phillip is diabetic!

Look, guy, we all have to stay strong!

If you don't stand with your fellow Canadians,

then you are a rat.

Don't call me a rat, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, friend!

He's not your friend, guy!

I'm not your guy, buddy!

He's not your buddy, friend!

I'm not your friend, guy!

Don't you two understand anything?

You think striking is a joke?!

You think it's something to ridicule?!

Yeah, you think this is funny?

Don't you see that we have to stand together

or else we are nothing.

Stephen, Stephen!

A call came in from the United States!

They want to talk to you aboot ending the strike!

What did I tell you!

I told you we'd get to them sooner or later!

All right, shh, shh! Quiet, everyone!

Let me handle this...

Yes, this is Stephen Abootman, head of the W.G.A.

Uh, hi.

We want you to end the strike.

Oh, you do, huh?!

They've had enough.

They want us to end the strike!

All right, all right, shh, shh, shh, quiet, quiet.

Let me deal with this.

All right, we're prepared to end the strike

if you're agreeing that we should have more money.

We totally think you should have more money.

We got 'em! We did it!

All right, how much are you gonna give us?

Huh?

Well, we don't really have that much money.