Rick and Morty

And then after that, I have a bunch of meetings.

Didn't you guys wrap all that up?

You can just say you don't wanna hang out.

I don't wanna hang out.

What the hell, who took my kombucha?

I threw that out, it smelled bad.

Of course it smelled bad, it's kombucha.

You 'booch, you lose.

Rick, c-can you portal me to school?

-No. -Gimme that.

Hey! Summer! Summer, give it back!

Honey, did you move the car keys?

Ahp, nevermind, they were at the bottom.

Well, that is the last time

I eat full-fat ice cream after midnight --

Um...

Okay?

Hey!

What are you --

Hey!

Alright, alright, I yield!

Geez, you're fast.

Are you... a-a clone of me?

Did Rick -- Don't -- Don't tell Rick.

You want me not talkin'? Then you better start talkin'.

Not here. C'mon, you can buy me lunch.

I'm not buying you lunch!

What if we call it "Breakfast 2"?

No!

And you're sure Rick won't spy on us here?

Yeah, he hates the mall.

It's kinda why I come here so much.

Or maybe me being here is why he hates it.

I've actually been thinking about getting a job

at American Eagle.

Oooh, the Eagle Man.

You gonna eat that?

Not really. Thanks.

Mm. The road provides.

O-Okay, "the road"? Who are you?!

Are -- Are you here from the future?

A-Are you here to kill me?

You think I came from the future to replace a guy

who loves the mall?

I'm a...traveler. From another dimension.

Oho, you stole a portal gun?

What? No, man, that brings the heat.

I more...slip through cracks in the multiverse.

Your family's cool, by the way.

My Morty and Summer fight way more than yours.

Well, you don't seem like a serial killer.

And I bet I'd know.

But you can't stay here. No sweat, Eagle Man.

Just get me back to your upstairs closet.

'Kay, well, that is a weird location.

If you do try to kill me and take over my life,

I can scream very loud.

And you never get caught doing this?

Jerrys are basically invisible. It's our superpower.

Nobody sees us -- Jerry! Get in here!

Shit! He saw you! Oh, God!

What's all this shit in the freezer?!

Go! What?

Don't make him any more suspicious, talk to him!

Uh, uh -- I'll meet you upstairs!

Hey, Rick!

Your frozen dumplings are still in there, Jerry.

There's limited space in there, Jerry.

W-We all live here together.

Hey! Hey!

Look at me when I'm talking to you.

You catch that episode of "Naked And Alone" last night?

Hey, between you and me?

I think that guy likes to drink the yak piss.

Are -- Are you making conversation with me?

Sorry! Sorry.

I guess I do watch that TV show.

And he does seem excited about the piss.

He does!

Okay. Good.

Don't waste my freezer space.

And don't fucking blindside me with small talk!

Phew! I think I'm in the clear.

As long as I eat those dumplings.

Are you... smelling my shirts?

What? No.

In a few dimensions,

Rick gives Beth

a spatially-dilated walk-in closet.

Heh. Beth is always asking for that.

Yeah, you guys are in the same dimensional neighborhood.

And you can't bend reality as often as Rick

without the occasional --

Bingo.

And -- And -- And what does that lead to?

Buddy, a guy like us can hike the whole multiverse --

without even leavin' the house.

You wanna see?

Do I want to stick my hand through a wall?

Uh, not really. It's just one stop over.

C'mon. Quit thinkin' like a Jerry and live a little.

Jerry! I'm still angry at you for talking to me!

Gah!

You...You promise you'll get me home?

I promise.

Holy shit, this is insane.

Pretty mind-blowing, huh?

We try to mark safe trails for each other.

Upside-down coaster means it's cool.

Bla bla bla blah!! Blah, blahblah!

Blah blahblah!

In this reality, all words are "blah."

I-I kinda get what they're saying.

Blah bla BLAH! Bla blablah Bla!

C'mon. Upstairs bathroom. One at a time.

Uhh...

Ohhhhh, this is insane, this is insane.

Blah blahblah bla blah blahblah BLA!!

...Blah?

Blah! Blah bla blah bla blah!

Oh, holy shit, she saw me!

I know! You did great!

That was crazy!

Okay, where -- where to next?

Yes! Fuck yeah, Eagle Man!

Here, get in.

Infinite mirror tunnel.

Man, so weird and specific,

how do you find these things?

That's the thing about being a Jerry.

You got all day to look.

Get close, I almost lost a finger doing this.

Ah!

It's so cold.

Oh, Jesus.

Here. This way.

Whoa. Mm-hmm.

Without the trail, this family would just be gone.

But the road remembers.

There's...so many of us.

Here.

You're one of us now, Eagle Man.

Well, technically it was a piece of your shirt I stuck up there.

You still don't get it, buddy. We're the same.

Okay, but how much of the road is depressing like this place?

Not that much, not that much.

Jeeeeerrrrryyyyy!

Ay, man, you see where I put the margarita machine?

T-The good one, the -- the science one.

You left it in the shower.

Boy. I-I might be livin' a little too anchors-up, Jerry.

You -- You want a margarita?

All good.

He has to know that's not you.

Well, if he does, he doesn't care.

Alright, we gotta get moving,

there's a killer view two stops over.

You guys want a ceviche to go?

Wow.

And Rick turned the moon into a disco ball for...

Morty's Winter Formal? Beautiful, right?

Honestly, Eagle Man, I didn't think you'd come out this far.

Way to prove me wrong. I mean...

I'm not actually from the dimension you found me in.

My whole family jumped together.

And when the space version of my wife showed up,

I thought she'd hate me...

and she did.

But then I turned into a bug and we all had sex.

Eagle Man! God damn.

I-I-I guess it is all pretty cool when I say it out loud.

Thanks for opening my eyes to that.

I'm just you, brother.

Welp, outta suds.

And I did promise to get you home.

Thanks for ridin' with me.

It's the most fun I've had in a while.

Wait, one second -- Ooh! Whoa!

Uhp, hold on, heh, I'm a little drunk.

If this dimension's Jerry was like me,

he'd keep a 12-pack in the bathroom

for the occasional shower beer.

Eagle Man!

These, uh -- Yeah.

These are warm.

Shit, shit, shit, we're cutting it close.

Ugh, slow down. So much liquid in my stomach.

I'm not being contrarian,

I-I just think it'd be gross to do that to a cat.

Squeamish Morty.

I'm not squeamish --

No, no, no, shit!

We missed the connection?

What does that mean, what does that mean?!

It's all good, Jerry. We're fine.

Look. Those guys portal into this Taco-la-Taco every week.

There's a Gene we can stay with

while we wait -- he's hip to the scene,

even has a few cots in his basement -- A week from now?!

I can't stay with some Gene for a week,