Lucky Grandma

Your zodiac sign is ox.

Stubborn, but also industrious

and hard-working.

Fate has promised you a reward for your efforts.

Hmm. You have experienced a recent loss.

Someone close to you has died.

Leaving your year pillar "empty."

You are without shade in your old age.

Hmm. Fate has cheated you.

Xin.

Huh.

I see the element "xin" in your destiny.

Signifying momentous change.

This coincides with your ten-year-luck pillar.

What day?

(IN CANTONESE) October 28th. This year.

Is it good or bad?

This is really good, Grandma Wong!

Carps jumping over dragon gate!

So auspicious!

Your reward is coming!

You must keep your eyes open for the dragon gate-

Your lucky day is coming!

(IN CANTONESE) Two dollars.

How much?

Two dollars.

50 cents.

(IN ENGLISH) Peter, stop it!

Grandma, tell him to stop!

- (PETER VOCALIZING) - No!

Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!

- (CHEERING) - (CLAPPING)

You wanna blow out the candles, Grandma?

Yay.

Yeah! - Here we go. Who wants cake?

Okay, so... Ma, um...

Lin and I have been talking

and we think you should come live with us.

I like my apartment.

But it just makes sense.

We wouldn't have to pay for both places.

I'll pay it myself.

(IN ENGLISH) How?

With what? Your retirement money?

You'll see...

Plus...

I think, maybe you shouldn't be living by yourself.

Look what happened when you hurt your ankle.

It's fine.

No one was there.

What if next time it's more serious?

I'm in perfect health.

Doctor Chen just says my yang is too exuberant.

Doctor Chen is not a real doctor.

He treated Mei's diabetes!

So she doesn't have diabetes anymore?

Yes!

She doesn't pee as much as she used to.

You know, most people your age

would be excited to be with family.

Most my people do...

Most... Most people your age

would be excited to be with family.

Dad wouldn't want you to be by yourself.

- (CLATTERS) - (THUDS)

He doesn't have a say.

I'm leaving.

(IN MANDARIN) Good morning.

How can I help you today?

(SINGING) Wearing a bright red dress

Walking towards the golden sun

Your lucky moment comes

Your lucky moment comes

Your beautiful world is here

- (CHEERING) - (CLAPPING)

Congratulations, Grandma!

As part of our 10 year anniversary,

every 88th customer wins

10 bags of Taisan Extra Fancy rice!

Please sign here

and we'll deliver the rice at your earliest convenience.

Thank you for your business!

Back to work, everybody!

How can I help you today?

Withdraw.

How much?

All of it.

Okay, Mrs. Wong. That's a total of $1,757.

Would you like money order or cash?

Cash.

No shoving, no shoving. Form a line.

Please form a line. Please form a line.

Form a line, form a line.

- Form a line, form a line. - (STREET NOISE)

Mrs. Ling, respectfully, no shoving.

Ok, thank you. People from the back, move slowly.

Everybody will get their turn. Find your seats.

Be careful -

Grandma Wong, no smoking on the bus.

No smoking on the bus.

Thank you. Thank you.

Tell Old Zhang to avoid I-15.

Take 95 instead.

Oh okay, okay... I'll let him know.

And...

Old Liu's here again.

He's very gassy.

Oh, okay, okay. Thank you, thank you.

I'll tell him to sit at the back, okay? Come on!

Everybody take your seats! No shoving!

Stay in your own seat.

Don't sit in other people's seats!

Thank you, thank you.

Be careful with your luggage. Don't let it fall on others!

Be careful, please. Please be careful.

Take your time.

- Board slowly, find your own seats. - (BUS ENGINE STARTS)

Okay, slowly, we are about to depart.

- (BRAKES HISSING) - (BUS DOORS CLOSING)

Hello everybody, hello everybody.

Thank you for riding the Golden Panda Express!

We welcome everyone.

We're scheduled to arrive at the casino at 9:00 pm.

We're scheduled to arrive at the casino at 9:00 pm.

This bus will not make any stops.

There are bathrooms in the back.

If Mr., Miss, Mrs. have to go, go ahead.

No need to report to me.

Lastly, please everyone...

Uh, please, no spitting, no gossip...

No...

Please do not do that, keep the bus clean.

Do not talk about other people, let's all be friends.

One last time...

- (IN ENGLISH) Lucky! Lucky!

- Lucky! Lucky!

Lucky! Lucky!

Lucky! Lucky!

Okay, let's make a fortune, driver. Go.

- (WHISTLE BLOWING) - (STREET NOISE)

Hey everyone, we're here.

Time to get off the bus.

Don't forget your belongings! Take your time.

Lucky, lucky! Don't forget!

Discounts, one per person.

Good luck in there!

Discount for you, Grandma.

If you win big, dinner's on you. Thanks, Grandma.

Here, one for you too. Thanks everyone!

Go on in. If you have any issues, don't hesitate to ask.

Eight.

Eight.

You sure you don't want to

set some of that on the side, little lady?

Eight!

That is thousands

and thousands of dollars, you know.

Oh, my goodness...

- (ALL CHEERING) - (SLOT MACHINE RINGS)

- (BELL DINGS) - Gong!

- (BELL DINGS) - Gong!

(IN MANDARIN) Eight.

Another eight.

Eight wins again.

- (GRANDMA WONG CHUCKLES) - (CHIPS CLINK)

Four and four.

King and four.

Natural four.