Love Me Love Me

Hi.

Hi. How are you?

My name is June.

June, get a move on!

You don't want to be late for your first day!

Uh!

I miss you.

Don't bite your nails, you're 18. People will think you're uptight.

I am uptight!

I hate this uniform. Why can't I wear trousers like the boys?

Because you're a beautiful girl.

I love you. Have a good day.

Be safe!

Wait!

Wait!

Hey, you!

- Hey! - Come here.

Yes.

Mh-mh.

Hi. My name is June.

Could you turn around?

Yeah, turn around. All the way around.

Like that?

Mmh...

- I can work with that. - Yummy!

You're coming with us.

I can't let you get gobbled up by some poser clique.

Yeah, I'm talking about you!

Mh... What's your name?

Speaking Italian is discouraged on campus.

- But you were just... - What?

- Where are we going? - To school, silly.

Welcome to St. Mary's International School in the heart of Milan.

Home of every rich kid and nepo baby.

The children of financial gurus.

Are you rich?

- Um... - Oh, you don't have to. You're pretty.

Right...

I'm June, by the way. I don't know if I got your name.

I didn't give it to you.

Ignore Amelia, she's in a frisky mood today.

- I'm Blaze. - He burns fiercely.

So, June, spill some tea.

Oh, so, me and my mum just moved here.

- From London. - Dramarama at 10 o' clock. Don't look.

June!

- What... What did you say? - Stay away from James Hunter.

- Who? That fighter over there? - Yeah.

- He's not my type. - Better.

- Oh, let me guess, June White? - Yes.

Professor Beckett. Welcome to Humanities A1 Literature.

Take a seat.

Hi.

Are you okay?

I was just saving...

Never mind. Will.

I'm Will, you're June, and I'm talking like a caveman.

Sorry.

I didn't know you were showing up.

You're in my seat. Move.

- Move where? - It's not my problem.

Are you always this rude?

This is me being nice.

James Hunter, not only are you late but now you are disrupting my class.

Leave Miss White alone and either find a seat,

or get out.

Okay, fools, you know the drill. Pencils only.

You have... 30 minutes to finish the exam.

Oh, June. We're covering Othello, so I don't expect you to show...

"I know, Iago. Thy honesty and love doth mince this matter."

Impressive.

"Doubt that the stars are fire. Doubt that the sun doth move his aides."

"Doubt the truth to be a liar. But never doubt that I love."

- The Brit knows her Shakespeare. - That she does.

Oh.

How chivalrous.

Chivalry is dead. You are my competition.

- So now I'm your competition. - It remains to be seen.

Bye.

- Is that all I get? - For now.

Is this poisoned?

I wouldn't put it past me.

"Parting is such sweet sorrow."

- "For I shall say goodnight till..." - Shit!

Oh! Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry.

- You did that on purpose, didn't you? - No, I... I was gesturing, and then you...

Are you saying it's my fault you can't even hold a cup of coffee?

It was an accident. You don't need to be rude about it.

I'll show you rude.

What are you... I am not allowed in here!

Ciao. Hi, nice to meet you.

My name is June. Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Let go of me.

Oh my God... I'm so sorry. I saw your willy.

Get out.

- Hi. - Yeah, lovely to meet you.

Alright, look, you've had your fun...

This is my first day here

and I don't want to get caught in the boys' locker room.

- What are you doing? - What?

Is Snow White too much of a virgin to look at a pair of abs?

Or is she afraid to fall in love at first sight?

In love at first sight? With you? Hilarious.

You disgust me.

I swear to God, if you keep going...

I will kick you.

I want them washed and pressed by Monday.

Do I look like your maid?

I'm not doing that.

Maybe a nice cold shower will change your mind.

Cold water from the shower?

Okay, okay... Okay, I'll do it.

Easy on the starch.

Well, that didn't take long.

You're already the most talked about girl at school.

I'm so humiliated.

Why? Because you were caught in the boys' locker room?

What's with all the anger? Is James on drugs?

I wouldn't be surprised.

Well, have a nice weekend.

If you need me, I'll be doing James' laundry.

You're not spending your first weekend here doing James' laundry.

What are you doing?

I'm calling myself.

We're going out tonight.

Text me where to pick you up.

Blaze and I will come get you, and we don't take no for answers.

- You're seriously the best. - I know.

- Bye. - Bye, see you later!

You've got to be kidding me.

No, I understand.

We can always do it another time.

When is he back?

That's not going to work now, is it?

- One second. My daughter's back. - What's going on?

Hi.

We're supposed to meet with a client tomorrow afternoon,

but Jordan's nanny is ill.

- Who's Jordan? - I work with him.

- Tell him I'll nanny. - You've got school.

Tomorrow's Saturday.

Shit, you're right. That's brilliant.

Jordan? Hi, sorry about that.

June said she could help out tomorrow afternoon.

She did it all the time back home.

Okay, fantastic.

Let me catch up with her and I'll call you back.

Bye!

You're a lifesaver. I bet he pays well.

I'm happy to help.

Happy to help? What's the catch?

There's a party tonight.

Mmh... It's our first night here together.

It's technically our second. And I really want to go to this.

How was your day?

Comme ci, com me ça.

Is that all I get?

I am not paying you to tell me how your day went.

You are a rotten little girl, you know that?

Bye, bye!

You just love being in trouble, don't you?

Someone has to be, right?

- You never got caught? - No.

- Never? - Never.

Hi.

What?

So, how is it going?

Voilà!

- Meow! Good job, Blaze. - Thank you.

So, this is from my mum's slutty phase after she got separated.

I'm pretty sure you're the same size.

- No, I don't want to be slutty. - Yes, you do.

Come on, robe off!

And away, we go...

It's nice.

Uh, and very short.

That's the point.

Mh...

Fine.

- Too '80s. - Bleah.

- Doll. - You look like a doll. Go.

Too fruity.

Next!

Mmh.

- That's it. - That's it.

- Yes! - Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

What's wrong?

I feel like my boobs are going to fall out.

Oh, and that's a bad thing?

- Yes, that's a bad thing. - Come on!

- What is this place? - It's got a little bit of everything.

In the face!

Fight's over!

Yes!

And the winner is... Alessandra!

Waiter!

Thank you.

- Let's get fucking wasted! - Let's get wasted!

I'm pacing myself!