Jia aur Jia

I've been trying to call her.

I've called her 40 times from the past 40 minutes,

but she isn't answering her phone.

Ma'am, I also tried her office number,

but she isn't answering the phone.

I'll try again.

Excuse me.

Are you Jia Grewal?

No, I am Tina Ambani.

You must be Neeta Ambani, right?

It's okay she came late, but she's arguing.

What do you do?

I am a banker.

Wow! I'm seeing a banker in person for the first time.

Usually, I get to hear them only on the phone.

I own a bakery in Panchgani.

'Jia Bakery', that's what it's called,

but I don't run it.

Are you going to sleep?

Yes.

Wow! The trip is going to be fun.

How may I help you, ma'am?

Do you see that man in business class?

The one with several rings on both his hands.

Don't you think he's a jerk?

Answer me. He's not my husband.

Yes.

Just do me a favor, okay?

Hold the paper

and walk up and down in the business class.

Kanthi Bhai would like to see the fortuneteller, ma'am.

Give me a high-five.

Are you going to become a fortuneteller now?

Not me, you. Am I right?

Yes, ma'am. Business class is full and Kanthi Bhai is coming here.

Excuse me. No. No. Hello.

Jia.

Kanthi Bhai, come, please.

You're very lucky, Kanthi Bhai. Ma'am is a genius,

but she is a little moody.

Have a seat.

Jia, I am not doing this. Jia!

Don't worry, ma'am. I know, it's all about the mood.

I will consult you only when you are in mood.

Relax, please.

Are you checking us in or adopting us?

Sorry?

It'll be a smoking room, please.

Yes, certainly. 403.

Thank you. Wonderful.

Are you on a holiday or here to give exams?

I'll probably realize what breathing is if you extinguish your 12th cigarette.

I'll probably realize that it is night

if you turn off the light.

What's the use of registering a smoking room if I don't smoke inside the room?

Rates for smoking room and non-smoking room are the same. - Really?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

I smoked half packet of cigarette to utilize the money paid.

Good night.

What the...

- You wanted the lights off, didn't you? - Yes.

I started feeling hungry

I would've smeared the pastry on your face in dark.

It's 4:00 a.m. - Yes, it is.

I have to get to Kullaberg cliff at 7:00 a.m. at any cost.

What? Then you should sleep.

Nightmare.

Chip.

No, thank you.

Ta-da! Travel guy left it here.

I was getting bored, so I gave my personal touch.

Is your smile usually small or do you stop even before it becomes big?

It is necessary that everything has to be big, Jia.

Neither my smile gets big

nor your clothes.

You had to get to Kullaberg cliff at 7:00 a.m.

Shall we go?

This always bothered me.

Logically, people say 11:30, 12:30...

Right?

Yes.

Why do they say it differently past afternoon?

Why are they said differently?

Stupid.

Oh my!

The boys look handsome.

- Did you see them? - Yes, I did.

- You think it'll be fun? - Yes.

Yes?

Yes?

Okay.

What are we doing?

We're getting you a life, baby!

Darn it. Jai, let's go back to the cliff, please.

But you wanted to follow those boys.

What? What nonsense!

Just take me back to the cliff now.

Okay, don't scream.

- I will go back. - Just pull over.

- Let me find a U-turn. - Just stop the car, Jai.

I can't believe we're not at the cliff just because you had some slutty idea.

Coffee!

We both have the same name.

You call me Jia, I call you Jia, there's unnecessary confusion.

Let's do this. What's your last name?

Venkatram.

Hereafter, I will call you Venkat.

Okay.

I'll call you Grewal.

If not your smile, use your brains.

There will be no confusion if I will call you Venkat

then you can call me Jia.

Finish your coffee, we need to get back to Kullaberg cliff.

I don't want to go to the cliff.

What? You don't want to go the cliff?

You gave me a character certificate because of that cliff

and you don't want to go to the cliff.

Listen, I am really sorry about what I said, okay?

- I didn't mean... - Keep the sorry with you,

I'll take it some other time.

If you don't want to go to the cliff

then do what I say.

If you don't enjoy

then we'll go to all the cliffs in Sweden.

It's a guarantee.

How did the idea of clearing the confusion of our names struck your mind suddenly?

It's simple. I was swearing you after you swore me

so, I'd to use Jia everytime I swore you

I felt like I was swearing myself.

So, I thought let's call a bit something else

at least I'll be able to swear you without hesitation.

"My life is far away from the fake life."

"My life has overcome the sorrows."

"It is hidden as well as exposed. It's related to strange talks."

"Our enmity is strong, why fake friendship?"

"We are ungrateful."

"Be carefree."

"We are ungrateful."

"We are ungrateful."

"There are shattered dreams in eyes and sorrows in the heart."

"Whether happiness comes or not, we're away from happiness."

"Hang it somewhere and take some time off the sorrows."

"Break all the limits. Then you won't fear sorrow, it will fear you."

"We are ungrateful."

"We are carefree."

"We are ungrateful."

"We are carefree."

This is our support for night. We'll share it.

No thanks, I don't smoke cigarette.

It is such an insult.

How dare you call it a cigarette?

- Listen girl, this is marijuana. - Oh.

It's a super hit from Alaska to Antarctica.

It will open up your brains in two drags.

At least say it properly.

I know, but it was rhyming.

- Come on, Venkat. - No, it's drugs.

If I smoke it alone, neither of us will enjoy.

No, no, no.

- Please. - No.

- Just to give me company. - No.

- Just one puff, I promise. - No.

- Please. - No. - Please.

Happy birthday to you!

Inhale it.

It's good, isn't it?

What?

What are you trying to say?

Have you ever thought what is Victoria Secret?

It's lingerie.

I know, but what is Victoria Secret?

Why don't you ask Victoria?

- You have no idea what it is? - No, I don't.

Neither do I.

There's someone who knows what it means.

Do you know who that is?

- Who? - Rajini sir.

Even you must be having a secret.

Venkat Secret.

But I don't think you need a budget holiday.

What is the secret behind sharing

the room, trailer and time with a stranger, Venkat?

Venkat.

You feel asleep.

All right.

I will sleep too.

'Even you must have a brand, Venkat Secret.'

Wake up!

How are you feeling after smoking marijuana?

Dude...

You're amazing, Venkat.

When I woke up in the morning

I found you lying down like a drunkard near the window.

Did you go there at night to count stars?

I had to send you down with the bellboy in luggage trolley.

You sent me alone in these clothes with a bellboy?

What if he had done something wrong with me?

Venkat, you think you're gorgeous?