I Know What You Did Last Summer

Welcome back home.

Thank you so much, sir.

-Have a good one. -Have a good day.

Okay. Who's she?

She's gonna have a fun time tonight.

No.

"Oh, Milo, what are you doing

at our best friend's engagement party?"

He was your high school boyfriend.

Why do you still care?

This dress sucks.

Bingo.

Hello, old friend.

No. No, no, no.

Hmm.

You're gonna have a great night.

Miss you, Mom.

-Hi! -Hi!

Hi.

Hi.

-Hi! -Danica!

Thanks for coming.

Babe, I think you should hook up with Milo tonight.

No.

No.

What better way to rekindle your romance

than at my engagement party?

So selfless.

With you looking so hot.

A cascade of fireworks, which you know I find very erotic.

I wasn't gonna tell you this.

So, I had a session with Fleur--

Wait, I'm so sorry. Is Fleur your life coach,

your energy healer, or your psychic?

No, Fleur is new. He's a claircognizant empath.

And he told me that because Pluto's in Aquarius...

Mm-hmm.

...that means something life-changing

is about to happen.

I don't believe in astrology.

It's not astrology, it's empathy.

Hmm.

I see you looking at Ava.

-No. We're just-- -No.

-We're just friends. -Right.

It's nice to see her.

You know bottling up your feelings only makes you sick?

Have you read The Body Keeps the Score?

Danica got it for me. It's fire. You should check it out.

Okay. Yeah. Uh, I'm gonna get a drink, so...

Hey.

You'll always be my number one.

And you'll be mine.

-All right, Daddy. -All right.

I want to thank you all for coming.

Teddy, to see the person you've become,

with a strong conscience and a...

...a big, big ol' heart.

I couldn't be more proud.

But let's talk about the real star of the evening: Danica.

Your warmth and kindness are a blessing

to everyone whose path you cross.

Hear, hear!

To Danica and Teddy.

To us.

Can you believe our best friends are getting married?

You know what?

I can.

You can stay, you know.

We could get a bestie compound with a shared backyard.

I just... I don't think moving back to Southport

is in the cards for me.

Like, Milo, would you give up your fancy political job

to move back here?

No. No way. Never.

But I don't have a cushy family

nepo baby empire real estate thing going on.

Oh, my God.

I'm just genuinely touched that you called it an empire.

Thank you.

That said,

might be nice to take a trip down memory lane.

It is Fourth of July.

Hey. Hey, you two.

Hello.

Over here.

Yes?

You up for a drive?

Oh, you dirty, dirty dog.

Milo! You know he can't say no.

-Yes. Yes, let's go. -Yeah?

Let's go.

No, no. I'm driving.

-Wait, what? -Yeah.

Girl, I'm sober. Alcohol bloats.

Okay.

Whoa. Is that Stevie?

-My God. -Mmm.

Now it feels like high school.

Who are they?

Friends from a past life.

We were close in high school.

But after all that shit went down with my dad,

they went off to college and I got stuck here.

What happened?

We grew apart.

-She looks really good. -Mmm.

Wait, is it true she went to rehab?

Yeah.

Can you blame her for spiraling

after her dad blew her entire college fund and left?

-We should invite her. -Yeah.

-Right? -I think it'd be really nice.

Aquarius is in Pluto.

Come on.

-You want me to come? -Yeah, yeah.

-Come with me. -Okay. All right. You good?

Stevie!

-Hey. -Hey!

-What's up? -Hi.

How you doing?

-What are you doing here? -Yeah, I'm good. Uh...

My-- My boss is working the bar. I'm just picking up the empties.

Well, this is great timing,

'cause we were gonna go watch the fireworks where we used to.

You should come.

You got the whole gang back together.

Yeah. Yeah, they're all here.

Yeah, I'm-I'm just on the clock.

Oh.

I can do the run back alone. You should go.

Mmm.

It is the best view of the fireworks.

-No! -Stevie's back!

Teddy, can I have some?

-It won't hurt you. Come on. -No.

-Sorry. Sorry. -I'm gonna kill you!

Stevie!

-So good to see you. -Yeah, you too.

Aww.

Look out!

What?

What? No!

-Oh, my God, you asshole! -That was funny.

-No, it's not. -"No, it's not."

You hit those brakes fast though.

And people say women can't drive.

I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

It's jokes, jokes, jokes.

Rude.

-Thank you, Daddy. -You didn't kill us!

-Thank you, Mommy. -It's beautiful!

Whoa.

-Wow. -Oh, my God.

What?

-Here, I got it. -Wow.

-Thank you. -That's okay.

-What do you want? -Gimme the fucking blunt.

He wants the-- No!

Let's light her up.

Fuck!

Ahh! I miss this shit, I--

I miss hanging out with everyone.

We even got Stevie back.

God, you feel that?

This energy just makes my dick hard!

God! Yes, I love y'all! Whoo!

Oh, my God, cannabis makes him so annoying.

I mean, look at the fireworks. It's... It's poetry.

We come to this place for magic.

Oh, my God.

Because we need that. All of us.

Okay, Nicole Kidman, but there's a car coming.

Fuck that car.

-Why is he like this? -I don't know.

Man versus machine.

-Teddy, seriously. -I'll show you how great I am.

-Teddy, get out the road. -No, that's not funny.

-Chill the fuck out. -Teddy.

-He's gonna stop! -Teddy, stop.

-Teddy, quit fucking around. -You're being annoying.

Teddy? Get--

Baby, please just move!

Teddy!

Oh, my God!

Babe, oh, my God!

What is wrong with you, man?

Jesus Christ, Teddy!

-My Superman. -Stop.

-Get yourself killed. -Teddy, what are you doing?

What the fuck, Teddy?

Get out the fucking road.

Get out of the road.

I wasn't gonna let the car fucking hit me.

You owe me a blunt.

-Fuck. -Oh, my God.

Guys...

What do we do?

-Are they okay? -They are clearly not okay!

It's jammed! Fuck!