MOMOL Nights

You haven't had a one-night stand? Not even a MOMOL?

What's holding you back? It's not like you have a boyfriend.

Maybe I'm just not the sexually adventurous type.

Look, I think about it sometimes, okay?

I'm just scared, though.

What if I end up in bed with some serial killer?

Girl, statistically, you're likely to get murdered

by someone you know.

The people you love the most end up hurting you the most.

To quote Ricky Lee's Para Kay B ,

"Three out of five people end up devastated because of love."

Might as well get devastated in bed while you're at it.

- Super! -

Don't tell me you're not over your ex.

I thought Paul and I had the perfect love story.

We first got together way back in high school, right?

-That's eight years! - Yeah.

I was so ready for him to propose to me.

With matching Y-E-S, "Yes, I'll marry you."

But he broke up with you that same day, right?

And fell in love with another woman.

Right?

Girl, do you want to get over him in less than 24 hours?

S-E-X!

- Sex! - Right!

And no, masturbating doesn't count.

When was the last time you had sex?

You can't get over him because he's packing! I get it now.

What about you, Cardi? Are you packing down there?

-Hey! -Let's measure it.

Can we please stop talking about dick sizes already?

Okay, baby virgin.

You have a problem with big dicks?

I'm sure you've thought about giving a blowjob.

Or you could try MOMOL.

MOMOL = MAKE-OUT ONLY

I swear, you're missing out!

Won't they think I'm an easy lay?

We're talking MOMOL, girl!

You can start with a COCOL, a coffee date.

But what's the point of that, right?

There's also HOHOL, just hanging out.

That's great if you want to stay friends for life.

Oh, wait! I know what you'd like.

Movie and chill.

Right! Just hanging out together watching a movie!

To set the stage for something else, okay?

Because soon enough, it'll all lead to MOMOX.

- Make out-make out extreme. -Huh?

Torrid kissing. French kissing!

In short, O-N-S. One-night stand.

You sleep with him,

wake up next day, then say goodbye.

But I think maybe a half-night stand's more your thing?

You either go for a round two or leave.

Lastly, the plain sex interview.

No talking, just sex!

Okay, okay, wait.

I'm not going beyond kissing, so that's MOMOL, right?

But sex with a stranger, isn't that prostitution?

Got something against prostitutes?

Are you saying April's a prostitute? She's had a one-night stand!

You, too, April?

I wasn't married yet.

I only did it once. At least I'm not missing out!

But, guys, I want something more than just sex.

You're talking about MOMOWL, making out with love.

Who doesn't want that? I sure do.

Same.

But if I can't have love, I go for the next best thing.

Sex.

Okay, here's the thing.

You need to learn how to separate lust from love

until the time comes where you find both lust and love.

Okay, but I have more questions.

Don't you regret having one-night stands?

-Don't you feel guilty about it? -Nope.

It depends on the person. Most of the time I don't.

Me neither.

"Most of the time"? How many times?

Shit, I miss the thrill.

Lately, the only sex my hubby and I have is hallway sex.

-You have sex in the hallway? - No.

When we run into each other in the hallway,

we yell "fuck you" at each other, that's what.

That's crazy.

Okay, MOMOL it is.

Nothing more than that.

You can give it a try now.

Hello, there.

I'll send you something.

-All the info you need. -

["I Want You" by Gimbey Dela Cruz playing in English]

Why did it have to end?

Why?

Wings.

Wings.

-Shh. -What?

Who is that naked guy on your bed?

-Let's go out tonight. -What?

We just went out last night.

I'm MOMOL-ready, girl. Come on.

Girl!

Just say yes already, okay?

You need insurance in this day and age!

You weren't going to spend it on anything else anyway.

And your business is doing well.

Keep it down, will you? There are customers here.

She's signed up for all sorts of life insurance plans.

I wish she had one for a life partner.

What good will they be if she grows old alone?

They're not going to waste. I'm leaving everything to my mom and sister!

That's really nice of you, Peng.

But that's such a lame excuse.

Instead of the future, how about investing in the present and getting a boyfriend?

I'm ready!

Girl,

you're wearing something straight out of a '90s rom-com.

Even Jolina's all grown-up now!

True, chuvachuchu!

What's wrong with this?

It looks like upholstery fabric, that's what.

- - That's too much!

Anyway, go get her dressed.

She looks like a girl playing dress-up, she won't get past the door.

- We got you, girl. - I'm counting on you.

I'll take care of your outfit.

Ready?

There's a lot of people.

There's a lot coming in but also a lot going out.

- For real? - Let's go in.

Stop it, and look at your outfit.

Let's go party!

Let's go!

Let's dance!

-Come on, girl! -All right, okay.

I'm still in the club but I'll come home soon.

Hi, Cardi.

You look hot, okay? Come on!

Okay, okay.

- Hurry up! - What?

-So I can go home already. -Where should I go?

-I look fine, right? - You do.

Look, there's a cute guy over there.

MOMOL rule number one.

Be MOMOL-ready, obviously.

If you're out to flirt,

then you better brush up on the 101.

Hi, I'm Peng.

Hi.

Albert.

Hi. Hello.

- Your necklace is cute. - Thanks.

Babe? Who is she?

No one, she's just being friendly.

This is my girlfriend.