Romeo Ranjha

Liquor consumption is injurious to health.

Liquor consumption is injurious to health.

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

This is what happens with peoplelike him.

Stop atch him

Stop Stop

e has theun

lfyou brake, l'll shoot you

Ranjha

Ranjha

lfyou brake, l'll shoot you

Who are you?

omeon atch him

atch him e was tryinto act too smart.

Take him to thepolicestation We'll teach him alesson.

omeon

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

ello

Whyhas itbroken down now?

Sir. Excuse me, sir. Excuseme.

l wantedto thank you for savin my life.

Your action was reat.

Reet. Reet Kaur.

What an attitude

Reet, you've found thehero ofyour story.

Sir. Sir. Sir.

You must think that l'm irritatin you.

Please don't misunderstand me.

l'm a writer, and l'm writin a novel whosehero is justlike you.

Oh, my God l can't believethis.

l can't tell you how happyl am

Ms. Writer, l'm already verylatebecauseof you.

Please let me o.

Late? Whereare you oin?

Durapur.

Durapur..

.. l would havedropped you there, but my car has broken down.

ow will weo now?

Ranjha

Ranjha

Sir, l was thinkinthatwe..

Sir, l think you've misunderstood me.

l'm notthatkind ofa..

Oh, my God

You'veturned into a thieffrom a hero

l had never imainedthatthe hero ofmy novel could bea thief

You'rea straneman

l don't believethat l'm sittin in a stolen car.

What is happeninwith mesince this mornin?

l'm so excited

Reet, you've found yourfirst hero.

God, l wantto meet my second hero too.

Someonewho's smart, fast and dashin.

Someone who's faster than abullet.

Someone who thinks oflifeas a challene.

Madam,why do you bother God for somethin so trivial?

l'll fulfill this wish of yours. Really?.

lfl can start cars, then he can turn them into planes.

Really?

ere you o, Ms. Writer. Take out your pen andwrite.

The story of Romeo Ranjha begins from thecity of Bankok.

Romeo

ey, man. 15 minutes to theairport and l'll pay you 500 dollars.

Okay, 1000 dollars.

l'll pay you 1500 dollars. Okay?

Lady, you'vewastedtwo minutes already. Sitin the car.

Oh, my God

ereare your 1500 dollars.

Give me 5000 dollars.

Wehadfixed the fare at 1500.

But you didn't tell me that l'd haveto dodethecops.

You seem to bea useful uy. You know your value too.

ere's thecard. You'll et a ood payhere.

No onecan buy Romeo.

But father used to say..

..that you shouldn't break thehearts ofpretty irls.

''omeon. omeon. Let's roll.''

''Begin theame toniht.''

''This is the timeto ride.''

''ome on, et on thefloor.''

''omeon. omeon. Let's roll.''

''Begin theame toniht.''

''This is the timeto ride.''

''ome on, et on thefloor.''

''Both the boys areunique.''

''They don't follow anyone.''

''They don't follow anyone.''

''Both the boys areunique.''

''They don't follow anyone.''

''They haveno money.''

''But they are lare-hearted.''

''They don't believein boastin.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''We are thekeyto everylock.''

''Wearethetiers of Punjab.''

''Thetiers of Punjab.''

''Thetiers of Punjab.''

''We are thekeyto everylock.''

''Wearethetiers of Punjab.''

''Wearecapable of doin anythin.''

''lt's apiece of cake for us.''

''Wecan even sell the Taj Mahal.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''omeon. omeon. Let's roll.''

''Begin theame toniht.''

''This is the timeto ride.''

''ome on, et on thefloor.''

''omeon. omeon. Let's roll.''

''Begin theame toniht.''

''This is the timeto ride.''

''ome on, et on thefloor.''

''We'reclassythieves.''

''Wecan even fool thus.''

''Wecan even fool thus.''

''We'reclassythieves.''

''Wecan even fool thus.''

''We've never been handcuffed.''

''We still have hih hopes.''

''We can loot anyone.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

''Romeo and Ranjha arehere.''

''Romeo and Ranjha.''

Wonderful, Reet Kaur. Yourstoryis ready.

Oneis smart and theother is smarter.

Sir, bein a writer, l can say for sure..

..thatthis story is oin to be amazin.

Bytheway, wheredid Romeo and you meet?

Romeo and Ranjha's fates werethesame.

So, no onecould have stoppedthem from meetin.

But the reason was Adu and Slaty.

ello.

No response?

Ourteachertauht us Enlish in school.

ad he tauhtus the Thai lanuae, it would haveproved useful.

The money in my pocket pinches meto et amassae.

Should l ask the sea waves to massae me?

This is the problem.

l don't know Thai and they don't know Punjabi.

l've found a prey.

ome on, Slaty. Get to work.

l really feel like ettin amassae.

A massae..

lndian? Yes. Yes. lndian.

ello. ello.

ow are you, you idiot?

ldiot? You speak Punjabi.

Your father must have anoodleshop in Ludhiana.

Actually, mymother is from Bankok and father is from Bathinda.

l'm from Bathindatoo.

Then we'resiblins.

No, no. Actually, l'm from Noor Mahal.

Then it's okay.

She's quite frank.

You need a massae?

Yes, yes. Massae. Massae.

hestmessae? Yes, yes.

Facemassae?

200 baht.

Don't even mention it. ere's mywallet.

Justtake me forthemassae. Okay.

Go to thattent.

Tent? l'm comin in twopiece.

Sure? Yes.

ln two pieces of clothes.

My staffis waitin overthere. ln twopiece.

Go. Sweetbaby.

ldiots like him come with hih hopes here.

They'rewaitin for me.

God heard my prayers.

an l o in?

Go. You idiot.

No No, no l don'twant amassae.

No l don't want such a massae

Don'thit me here Don't hit me here

lt's called a Thai massae sponsored by Punjabi Slaty.

Don'thit me here

Once moreplease.

l don't wantsuch amassae..

Well done.

Should weet amassae now? Brother, you too?

Silly,we collected the money with reat difficulty.

l thouhtwe'd shiftsomeplaceelse.

Butmy plan failed.

Brother,that's not aproblem.

Wewerelivin in Punjab too.