Faking It

Previously on Faking It...

Did you set me up?

I thought I'd psyche you out a little.

Maybe we just try being friends.

Yeah, let's... Let's give that a shot.

We have a thing, don't we?

Well, no, we can't have a thing, not now.

I can earn your trust back.

To do that, I think I should move out.

I'll let you crash on my couch.

Amy?

Look, Karma, it's Sabrina!

Camp Kichi-Wawa had everything,

the s'mores, the lake.

Don't forget bunk five!

We were The Three Amigas.

OMG, we ruled.

Look at us now, back together and better than ever!

Maybe there is hope for One Direction.

How lucky are we that her dad transferred here?

So, so, so lucky.

You guys, stop.

I'm the lucky one.

Aww.

Seriously, what's the drug scene like here?

I've been dying to try bath salts.

You guys in?

Karma, she's kidding!

Sabrina, I forgot all about

your great sense of humor.

Well, as fun as this trip down memory lane has been,

I have to go,

'cause Shane and I are holding auditions for our band.

'Cause I'm in a band.

Good for you, Karm,

living out your Taylor Swift dreams.

Amy and I will spend time catching up.

I guess I can be a little late.

Karma, no, don't worry.

Sabrina lives here now, so you will have plenty

of one-on-one time with her too.

That's exactly what I wanted!

- Ugh! - Here, let me.

I almost had it.

Yeah, I know,

but I'm happy to help, since I'm here.

Speaking of which, how much longer can I stay?

'Cause I can be even more helpful if you like.

I'm not having sex with you.

What?

No, no, no, I was not suggesting that.

I just...

I dig it here.

You do?

Yeah, what's not to like?

800 count sheets,

potpourri in the bathroom.

Citrus Cilantro.

It's my personal blend.

Also, my next option

is sleeping in my car.

And we all know how filthy

that back seat must be.

Fine, you can stay.

Just don't piss me off.

Yeah, got it.

Don't worry, I got all the rules down.

Lights out by 10:00, no shoes indoors,

toilet seat down, label all my food...

You make it sound like I'm your warden.

Not at all.

I love rules!

Shane's house was a free-for-all,

nonstop fun and games.

Are you saying I'm not fun?

Different people have different definitions of fun.

For me, my fun is helping out around here.

Don't forget that.

Okay, I'm gonna go to school.

Do you want to walk together?

No?

Okay, then.

Okay, Cindy, thanks.

We'll be in touch.

I await with bated breath.

That's the third person you've cut off.

You know this is Hester,

not the school from "Fame," right?

Well, none of these people are right.

And?

And I'm in a hurry.

Because?

Because I'm nervous about leaving Amy alone

with that phony, two-faced Sabrina!

I thought you guys were The Three Amigas.

Oh no, señor.

Sabrina is no amiga of mine.

In front of Amy, she acted all nice and sweet.

Hey guys, look, a blue jay!

No way! Where?

But the second she turned her back,

Sabrina's claws came out.

- Ow! - Oops.

Sorry, Karm.

To make matters worse,

Sabrina and Amy were in a bunk together,

and my bunk was across camp.

Nighty night, Karm.

It was clear, Sabrina was trying to push me out.

I had to do something,

so each night, I'd sneak into their bunk,

until someone tipped off night duty.

Let me guess.

You think it was Sabrina.

Well, after that, she had Amy to herself every night.

Karma, I know that 12-year-old you

thinks Sabrina was out to get you,

but don't you think it's possible

you were just jealous Amy had a new friend?

Okay, I know sometimes I can be

a little possessive of Amy,

but that's not what is happening here.

Sabrina is not who she portrays herself to be.

She is bad news.

Karma, even if your memories of Sabrina are correct...

- Which they are. - Uh-huh.

Are you the same person you were then?

No.

Well, maybe Sabrina isn't either.

You're right.

I should give her a second chance.

Way to take my advice.

Okay, next!

You guys are the Double Puntendres?

I thought you were Zhe and Zhim.

We're just workshopping names.

Um, you're here to audition?

I am.

Apparently paying gigs want bands,

so I need to be in one.

Pity!

Unfortunately, we're looking

for a guitar player

and not a manipulative backstabber.

Best of luck, though!

Will you excuse us for a second?

I know what you're gonna say,

and I don't care that Noah's incredibly talented

and has great eyebrows.

He betrayed me,

and people like that never change.

But we just agreed that Sabrina and I both changed.

This is different.

Never gonna happen.

Bye.

Remember when Jessica F lost her canoe paddle

and drifted into the lake?

Do I!

They found her, right?

I'm pretty sure.

Hey, pop quiz in Sacred Sites.

Study that Shinto shrine.

Oh, thanks for the heads up, Felix.

Oh, by the way, meet Sabrina.

She just moved here, and she's the best.

I'm sorry to see you've fallen in

with a such a bad crowd so soon.

She does seem pretty sketchy,

but I'll take my chances.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Why did you let me blah blah blah about Jessica F

when we could have been talking about Felix?

He is super cute.

Are you guys dating?

Long story short, no, not dating.

Oh, is there another guy in the picture?

Nope, no guy,

or girl, for that matter.

Oh!

You always talked about boys at camp,

so I just assumed.

Man, that was Republican of me.

No, it's been a rather recent development.

How about you?

I have a boyfriend.

We're trying the long-distance thing.

What can I say?

I'm a masochist.

Hey, hey, hey!

I'm back!

And Sabrina, I apologize,

but you're gonna have to repeat

everything you told Amy,

because I need a crash course in all things you.

Man, I don't even know where to start.

I mean, we covered a lot of ground.

Oh, well, hey, why don't we all hang out tonight?

It'll be like old times, only now we're older

and wiser and more mature.

Great idea, Karm!